Watching people eat them and seeing their faces contort is all I need to know. (TikTok screencap)
Arby's steak bites
Submitted 23 hours ago by thal3s@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
tatterdemalion@programming.dev 18 hours ago
That does not look like steak.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
It also doesn’t anything like the actual steak bites I got last night. They’re actually pretty good.
postnataldrip@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
So kneecapping squirrels isn’t the only way to get my fix, good to know
bobo1900@startrek.website 19 hours ago
Maybe it’s the intense lighting, maybe it’s what they used for the “marinating” but they truly look like rotten flesh. Zombie bytes maybe, not steak
Nikls94@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
In the Minecraft world, eating zombie meat only restores a small amount of hunger and that meat gives you a debuff. So you have to eat a lot of it to be full. The debuff can be cured by drinking milk.
In Minecraft, zombie meat is just cereal.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I mean even in real life Lucky Charms are poison
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 22 hours ago
You always braise rodent knees. Did Arby’s parents teach them nothing!
glitch1985@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
An instant pot would also cook them properly.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Arby’s, home of the rubber meats
AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 hours ago
I tried them the other day. They were fine, but I wouldn’t order them again. They were seasoned well, but the flavor profile is not my style. Almost too smokey and woody.
sidebro@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
What an oddly specific yet totally random thing to compare them to
TootSweet@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Damn. In concept they sound good. Except for the whole “Arby’s” part.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 23 hours ago
The comments made by black folks on YouTube reviews about these are some of funniest shit I’ve ever read.
db2@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
They’re actually pretty good. Overpriced badly though.
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Arby’s has always been absolute shit.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
They were pretty decent a little while ago. Back when they did the 5 beef and cheddar for 5 bucks. That couldn’t have been too long ago. lemme see…oh, over 30 years ago. Well never mind then.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
That can’t be true, 2005 was ten years ago….
db2@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
When was the last time you saw one close up shop? We give them crap but they’re still here, something’s working.
Triumph@fedia.io 22 hours ago
I am known far and wide for liking shitty food.
I will find these and report back.
proudblond@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
They look like rocks. Be careful, don’t crack a tooth!
Empricorn@feddit.nl 13 hours ago
RemindMe! 1 month:
Are they still alive…?
Triumph@fedia.io 2 hours ago
Wait no more.