My body is a roadmap of pain

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Personally, my asshole is much lower and I prefer it my way.

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Did you accidentally cough while your neck was slightly turned after 30? That’ll do it.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    no i inhaled wrong

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Then when you least expect, the underlying superstructure decides to give out because fuck you and now you have severe back pain from your spine that no amount of movement, exercise or pain killer can relief except for drugs that completely shut down your sense of self.

  I’ve never had this kind of back pain before but I had a construction friend of mine who fell and hurt his back. It didn’t kill him but it left him with a messed up spine for years … to the point of debilitating pain … that led him to taking over the counter drugs … that led him to taking illegal drugs … to the point of overdosing on drugs.

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• finitebanjo@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mine doesn't do that, are you sure you're feeding it enough and making sure it gets proper rest and exercise? Bodies aren't toys, you know, they require a lot of care and responsibility. /joke

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  • MotoAsh@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I don’t know why you feel the need to turn the truth in to a joke. /s

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    • finitebanjo@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It's because it's analogous to how people talk about pets, and it's also very condescending and I wanted the readers to know it was lighthearted. /Rhetorical Question, Farley

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bodies aren’t toys? NOW YOU TELL ME? Absolutely unbelievable.

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      LOL the random caster wheel and the Stanley tape measure

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Please, please, please… Stretch your PECS!

  Tight chest muscles pull your shoulders forward and will definitely cause pain in a lot of these areas.

  Look up simple: Door Frame stretch.

  Also, if you decide to get a professional massage, the therapist MUST work on your PECS, make sure to discuss it.

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• annoyed_onion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How do you fix “absolute fuckwaffle”? Asking for a friend.

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Don’t sit like this 🦐

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      no
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• Nimbly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  haha it has no-no words

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    sorry let me clean it up for you it’s “an absolute fuckshitballs”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I slept weird and my left hand’s pinky has been randomly going numb all day. It’s kinda freaking me out.

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• yufoh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Try holding a 5lb weight over your head, I have the same pain you do and that’s the only thing that gives me temp relief

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  • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do you have a video showing the exercise? There’s many weighs (lol) to hold a weight over your head, I imagine

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    but for the love of burt reynolds wear a helmet if you like to drop things

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• MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Where to punch your enemies according to your naming of them :

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• LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I had an absolute fuck waffle for ages, nobody told me about frozen shoulder. Although I didn’t go to an actual doctor, so

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• einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i am jacks long back extensor

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wait, what’s the one labeled “jackass”? I will pay you an upvote if you tell me.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Try using your head as a counterweight to stretch out that muscle. So if it hurts on the right, slowly let your head hang to the left side until you feel it pulling on that spot. Hold the stretch for 30-60 seconds.

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Acupuncture needles work great

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