Just attach torches to the tank and have them shooting flames sideways. Cars will stay away.
Evolution at its finest!
Submitted 1 month ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b79039c0-37e4-4038-8bc7-505135a1e6bb.png
Comments
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Instruction unclear, house is on fire and neighbors are talking to police. I can’t hide under the fire truck forever, send help!
dabster291@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’m pretty sure that was an actual car anti-theft patent back in the day
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hypothesis: this is actually a safety way to ride due to cars seeing you as much more of a threat and therefore giving you MUCH more room than normal.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
And if they don’t see you at all, well then they’ve learned a valuable lesson about being aware of their surroundings.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes Rico, kaboom!
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Cars are unfortunately planet killing giant death machines.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
that seems to explain why my ass likes them. birds of a feather and all.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If that’s e-bike, the lithium battery will add more fuel to the fire.
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I can’t help but wonder, what’s that bike? Looks like its got extra room between the seat and the back wheel for more storage on top of the back wheel. Curious design.
YerbaYerba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“Longtail” cargo bike is the term for that design. Not sure about that specific bike though.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
oh cmon you gotta pack the thing in seafood too
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think the cyclist still dies and the car-ist is just disabled for life.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The redneck version of Raven from Snow Crash.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
💥💥💥
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
Image
Works on your motorcycle, too.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
For anyone wondering, the front of the claymore is the part with the text, so make sure the text is facing your enemies before you detonate all those little steel balls
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Be sure to stick an AR500 plate between your saddle and the mine as well, so you can enjoy a free added speed boost when you flak your enemy without scorching your buttcheeks.
It’ll totally work. I saw it in a cartoon once.