Just attach torches to the tank and have them shooting flames sideways. Cars will stay away.
Evolution at its finest!
Submitted 2 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b79039c0-37e4-4038-8bc7-505135a1e6bb.png
Comments
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Instruction unclear, house is on fire and neighbors are talking to police. I can’t hide under the fire truck forever, send help!
dabster291@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’m pretty sure that was an actual car anti-theft patent back in the day
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hypothesis: this is actually a safety way to ride due to cars seeing you as much more of a threat and therefore giving you MUCH more room than normal.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
And if they don’t see you at all, well then they’ve learned a valuable lesson about being aware of their surroundings.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes Rico, kaboom!
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Cars are unfortunately planet killing giant death machines.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that seems to explain why my ass likes them. birds of a feather and all.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If that’s e-bike, the lithium battery will add more fuel to the fire.
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I can’t help but wonder, what’s that bike? Looks like its got extra room between the seat and the back wheel for more storage on top of the back wheel. Curious design.
YerbaYerba@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
“Longtail” cargo bike is the term for that design. Not sure about that specific bike though.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
oh cmon you gotta pack the thing in seafood too
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think the cyclist still dies and the car-ist is just disabled for life.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The redneck version of Raven from Snow Crash.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
💥💥💥
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Image
Image
Works on your motorcycle, too.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
For anyone wondering, the front of the claymore is the part with the text, so make sure the text is facing your enemies before you detonate all those little steel balls
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Be sure to stick an AR500 plate between your saddle and the mine as well, so you can enjoy a free added speed boost when you flak your enemy without scorching your buttcheeks.
It’ll totally work. I saw it in a cartoon once.