We had an apple tree in my backyard as a kid. One of the bored afternoon things we’d do is throw apples of varying levels of decay at each other. Sometimes sticks were involved to try and hit them away, or turn them into mush-splosions if you got a really rotten one thrown at you
Old advice, but good advice.
Submitted 6 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeet
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 6 months ago
<sad Kafka noises>
Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
I thought that with this Pic, it sounded like something neon Joe : werewolf hunter would say
BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Don’t let Randy Johnson get any apples.
shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Anyone remember being a kid collecting crabapples to freeze so you could go out and throw them at people and cars
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Thanks for the advice Duncan Trussel visiting us from the future.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
If you can accelerate it to the speed of light … it can literally destroy a city
Xkcd’s what if
sus@programming.dev 6 months ago
if you accelerate it to exactly the speed of light, it will destroy everything within about 15 billion lightyears (galaxies further than that are safe because they recede from you faster than light)