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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mammals use boob-juice to raise their off-spring. That’s why they are called that.

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ironically, birds also have a non-zero chance to be called “tits”, “boobies” or some such equivalent. Whoever named those must have been very proud of being a mammal and wanted to rub it in for those poor birds

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    • Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now I’m conflicted. Boobs are great but at what cost?

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      • deus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not having to feed our offspring vomit?

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      • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        High rates of cancer.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        $19.95.

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    • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i legit had to search whether whales and dolphins had them, and I’m shocked.

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      • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sea lions have retractable nipples. Let that sink in.

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Memes are the breast way to find out about this.

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    • Land_Strider@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Memes are literally the breasts in my language (Turkish)!

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  • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All hail the tits

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  • baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Booba

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    • 01101000_01101001@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go. And then, someday, you’ll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry. And those become the boobs that matter the most.

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      • LEONHART@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        …ah-tah?

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  • chetradley@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Flat earth? Nah I know the truth

      Boob Earth

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait… So can you milk a dolphin?

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, but they do produce milk.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you put your mind to it you can accomplish anything.

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  • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe Freud shouldn’t have focused so much on penis envy but more on boob envy?

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    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s boob comfort, not envy though.

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      • psud@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Have you not met women? Boob envy affects a large percentage of humans

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  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This factoid is tits.

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a fan of boobs, I appreciate this.

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    • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I too enjoy boobs. So refreshing to meet a fellow enthusiast.

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I fucking hate Tumblr users

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In Polish the word for “mammals” is “ssaki” which comes from “ssać” which means “to suck”. So we are all suckers in Polish.

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s interesting that the Polish word is so similar to the English word, since Polish is of Slavic origin and English is Germanic.

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    • gex@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same in Spanish

      Mamífero = Mammal

      Mamar = To suck

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  • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s called the milky way because of Heracles since he bit his mom’s tit so hard the milk sprayed all over the sky.

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is what Wikipedia has to say about it:

      In Greek mythology, Zeus places his son born by a mortal woman, the infant Heracles, on Hera’s breast while she is asleep so the baby will drink her divine milk and become immortal. Hera wakes up while breastfeeding and then realizes she is nursing an unknown baby: she pushes the baby away, some of her milk spills, and it produces the band of light known as the Milky Way. In another Greek story, the abandoned Heracles is given by Athena to Hera for feeding, but Heracles’ forcefulness causes Hera to rip him from her breast in pain.

      That Zeus. He’s such a character. Not only does he sleep around on Hera you know, his sister wife), but then surreptitiously tries to get Hera to breast-feed his bastard son. But I digress…

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    • General_Effort@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I feel this deserves more attention. Not only is the Milky Way named for literal milk; it is named for specifically for human milk.

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  • LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ass lovers in absolute shambles right now. I guess they’ll always have <3 (the heart symbol portrays an ass, or so I’ve heard)

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    • THE_STORM_BLADE@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The heart is boobs too, sorry.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve been locked inside your boob-shaped box for weeks

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  • Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, until very recently anybody who was not born with a desire for milk and sucking tits didn’t last long enough to reproduce.

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  • VitabytesDev@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a Greek, I feel that I have been called.

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  • Andonyx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ga-lactic is where we get lactic!

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I always have some doubts when I read in a Brick “Fresh Milk from certified Farmers”

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  • OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is admittedly pretty weird that a whole group of species developed a baby-juice organ that is only used by the females to feed only the young babies.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is up, my mammals?

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    we are starstuff we are universe milk

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  • rbits@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yooo foone

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  • MalReynolds@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Huh, TIL. Wait, no, Gaia means Earth, not milk. Fact checking, not just for plebs.

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  • Tiltinyall@beehaw.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Glass of milk…

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