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Mammals
Submitted 6 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Memes are literally the breasts in my language (Turkish)!
TxzK@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
All hail the tits
baggins@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Booba
01101000_01101001@mander.xyz 6 months ago
I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go. And then, someday, you’ll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry. And those become the boobs that matter the most.
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
…ah-tah?
chetradley@lemmy.world 6 months ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Flat earth? Nah I know the truth
Boob Earth
jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Wait… So can you milk a dolphin?
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No, but they do produce milk.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If you put your mind to it you can accomplish anything.
flora_explora@beehaw.org 6 months ago
Maybe Freud shouldn’t have focused so much on penis envy but more on boob envy?
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
It’s boob comfort, not envy though.
psud@aussie.zone 6 months ago
Have you not met women? Boob envy affects a large percentage of humans
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
This factoid is tits.
paddirn@lemmy.world 6 months ago
As a fan of boobs, I appreciate this.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I too enjoy boobs. So refreshing to meet a fellow enthusiast.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
I fucking hate Tumblr users
hOrni@lemmy.world 6 months ago
In Polish the word for “mammals” is “ssaki” which comes from “ssać” which means “to suck”. So we are all suckers in Polish.
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s interesting that the Polish word is so similar to the English word, since Polish is of Slavic origin and English is Germanic.
gex@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Same in Spanish
Mamífero = Mammal
Mamar = To suck
olafurp@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s called the milky way because of Heracles since he bit his mom’s tit so hard the milk sprayed all over the sky.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is what Wikipedia has to say about it:
In Greek mythology, Zeus places his son born by a mortal woman, the infant Heracles, on Hera’s breast while she is asleep so the baby will drink her divine milk and become immortal. Hera wakes up while breastfeeding and then realizes she is nursing an unknown baby: she pushes the baby away, some of her milk spills, and it produces the band of light known as the Milky Way. In another Greek story, the abandoned Heracles is given by Athena to Hera for feeding, but Heracles’ forcefulness causes Hera to rip him from her breast in pain.
That Zeus. He’s such a character. Not only does he sleep around on Hera you know, his
sisterwife), but then surreptitiously tries to get Hera to breast-feed his bastard son. But I digress…General_Effort@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I feel this deserves more attention. Not only is the Milky Way named for literal milk; it is named for specifically for human milk.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ass lovers in absolute shambles right now. I guess they’ll always have <3 (the heart symbol portrays an ass, or so I’ve heard)
THE_STORM_BLADE@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The heart is boobs too, sorry.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’ve been locked inside your boob-shaped box for weeks
Aceticon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well, until very recently anybody who was not born with a desire for milk and sucking tits didn’t last long enough to reproduce.
VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 6 months ago
As a Greek, I feel that I have been called.
Andonyx@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ga-lactic is where we get lactic!
Zerush@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
I always have some doubts when I read in a Brick “Fresh Milk from certified Farmers”
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 6 months ago
It is admittedly pretty weird that a whole group of species developed a baby-juice organ that is only used by the females to feed only the young babies.
Agent641@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What is up, my mammals?
Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
we are starstuffwe are universe milkrbits@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Yooo foone
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Tiltinyall@beehaw.org 6 months ago
Glass of milk…
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Mammals use boob-juice to raise their off-spring. That’s why they are called that.
rockerface@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Ironically, birds also have a non-zero chance to be called “tits”, “boobies” or some such equivalent. Whoever named those must have been very proud of being a mammal and wanted to rub it in for those poor birds
Zehzin@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Now I’m conflicted. Boobs are great but at what cost?
deus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not having to feed our offspring vomit?
Shou@lemmy.world 6 months ago
High rates of cancer.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
$19.95.
Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
i legit had to search whether whales and dolphins had them, and I’m shocked.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Sea lions have retractable nipples. Let that sink in.