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What’s the lesson here? Clean your bongs?
Imagine facing 30 years for not emptying out an old coffee cup.
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Submitted 5 months ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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pHr34kY@lemmy.world 5 months ago
ricecake@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
- dump your bong water before driving. Legally relevant in Minnesota, but avoids gross spills everywhere.
- lower maximum penalties for non-violent crimes. Even if she just “had meth” and you thought prison was appropriate for that, 30 years is a perversion. The maximum isn’t typical, but it shouldn’t even be on the table.
- when repealing a law, make sure you find all the random bullshit related to it, because cops and DAs are bastards.
- don’t be a cop or a DA, else people will think you’re a bastard, no insult to bastards intended.
NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 5 months ago
It takes a special bowl, but you can get a bell ringer with one
Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Yeah I’ve definitely seen multiple people smoking meth out of bongs in my lifetime. Safer than injecting.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m sorry but if you’re driving around with methy bong water you get what you deserve.
crawancon@lemm.ee 5 months ago
yeah but in that state all thst paraphernalia(even with drug residue) is legal.
…Just not the bong water specifically for some reason.
stupid person, sure, because it’s like, get your shit together lady, but, also stupid law.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It sounds like her life is a meth.
(••) ( ••)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I used to live in that region. She’ll do some jail, maybe even prison, depending on priors and exactly what went down, but not 30yrs. Just asshole cops making the most out of what they got. No judge will let that shit fly. Maybe in Alabama but not MN.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 5 months ago
Why? Because you have comtempt for drug users? What drugs she does is her business. She was carrying paraphernalia which is legal under her state’s law. Are you really that closed minded?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Counterpoint: Methy bong water.
Towerofpain11@lemmy.world 5 months ago
30 years is extreme and she may not have even been using while driving.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
Methy Bongwater is my cousin!
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 months ago
says our next president, who apparently NEVER makes mistakes and has ALL his shit together. fuck you.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You’ll have to buy me a drink first, honey.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Even though it’s meth, 30 years is fucking STEEP. You’d never see somebody getting that much for alcohol in their system unless they killed someone.
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
IIRC it’s because they classified the bong water as the controlled substance. As such it’s treated as if she were smuggling a half pound or so of meth rather then bong water that tested positive for methamphetamine.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
After reading the article it seems like she isn’t actually facing 30 years. She is being charged with posession and that can be punished with up to 30 years. I’m sure no judge would actually give her maximum sentence over a tiny amount dissolved in bong water. Still fucked up that she’s being charged at all though.