Comment on I promise
tygerprints@kbin.social 8 months ago
Hmmm. I WASN'T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.
Waiter: Sir please don't do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.
Me: Then why aren't there signs saying not to do it.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
POV: If every sign has a story, this is your chance to immortalize yourself
tygerprints@kbin.social 8 months ago
I'm the person who, when they say the plate is hot, I always have to grab it to find out for myself. I don't think my chances for immortality are too good.