Thank me later

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re gonna give the world a new STD. Use a rubber.

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  • CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mad Cock Disease.

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• strawberry@kbin.run ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ill pass on the disease, thanks

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  • whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Double it and give it to the next person

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  E-Coli on the dick

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• CluelessDude@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everything reminds me of her…

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤣🤣🤣… I laughed so hard, my wife thought I was having a seasure or something 🤣🤣🤣…

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• wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When your cuddling is it rude to fart on the big spoon?

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  • Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually, it’s encouraged. Helps keep everyone warm

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    • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🥰

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• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mom is making hamburgers tonight with her special seasoning

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• Teon@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meat meet meat.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beat your meat with your meat.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• DBT@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Great success

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Listeria ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The best Fleshlight is the Freshlight

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Checking in to say thank you.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  can you not

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Got to work it up first.

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