A apple

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• rynzcycle@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yo Dawg, I heard you liked watermarks...

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So I got you a watermark for your watermark

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• SternburgExport@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t normally do this but after seeing those watermarks, I just have to.

  *an apple

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What if I see an apple but I still wanna give you head?

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Depends how big your dick is. Also if food is included or not. I might want an 8" uncut guy as thick as my fist, but if a big mac and fries are included, 4" unskilled virgin is fine too.

  Man’s gotta eat.

  (ps smaller guys are fine, know what you’re working with and how to control it, and be a decent person and you’ll get it just like anyone else <3)

  (pps big mac helps tho, bring a big mac for bonus points)

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    100% agree. But I’d like that McChicken in addition to the big Mac.

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  • Teon@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    'bonus' points or boner points?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bonus boner points

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• NorthWestWind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I didn’t see mcchicken because I didn’t know what it’s called

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s a filet o fish

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nope. Filet-o-Fish comes with cheese and tartar sauce, not shredded lettuce. The patties are also distinctly square.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah but I didn’t pay for no fancy hyphenated version

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