How to delete other persons posts? Asking for a friend.
Skip brushing your teeth by combining it with breakfast
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Senseless@feddit.de 11 months ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
we’ve always wished this was an option. There are so many posts I would delete.
mrbubblesort@kbin.social 11 months ago
ok so hear me out. you know how they have those dog treats that also supposedly clean their teeth as well? what if we just made those, but for people? we could call them bachelor biscuits or something
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bachelor’s Breakkie
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 11 months ago
Bruh, I worry to think what swallowing this much toothpaste would do to the inside of your stomach. There’s a reason “pea size” is the amount required on a brush.
metaStatic@kbin.social 11 months ago
Because America will use anything but metric
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 11 months ago
What’s metric or imperial got to do with pea-size toothpaste amounts?
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Toothpaste is (almost) entirely safe. Only real danger is fluoride, which needs unlikely amounts to reach toxicity (a kid was hospitalised after eating an entire tube, kinda amounts).
The pea size is the amount required, because that’s how much you need to clean your teeth.
Advertising companies display full-brush coverage to boost sales, and the only thing they’re endangering is your wallet (and the environment due to over production. And your sanity. And other things. But not your health).
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 11 months ago
Except that it seems to give me wild indigestion whenever I swallow even the smallest amount. Sure it may not happen to everyone. So it’s not a problem for some people but still.
My dentist, when I had one used to tell me not to rinse my mouth after brushing out because I had receeding gums. Can’t do that anymore without suffering hugely.
smegger@aussie.zone 11 months ago
The worst part is seeing the bite out of a piece that had toothpaste. It just sells the idea of disgust
moog@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I wish you didn’t post this :(
Ascend-910@kbin.social 11 months ago
minty hotdog? I am in
metaStatic@kbin.social 11 months ago
CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world [bot] 11 months ago
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !foodcrimes@midwest.social
LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
NO
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 months ago
You are such an asshole OP
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have so many questions
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Are they all “why?”
Resol@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Unless your breakfast is orange juice
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
If you know that drinking OJ after using toothpaste tastes horrible, I have but one question: why are you brushing your teeth before breakfast and not after?
Resol@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t do that, but I also don’t know why people do that.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I hate this in the best way. Don’t you threaten me!
adj16@lemmy.world 11 months ago
the Colglizzy
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Glizzodent
toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Ooo, my first, uh, what’s the word. Beetlebrub?
Teon@kbin.social 11 months ago
Mmmm! Minty weiners!
Jerkface@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh, fuck that’s gross. I mean, really…a hotdog for breakfast?
rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 11 months ago
Yeah, where’s the glass of vinegar?
CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
No onions, jalapenos, or relish either, just raw dogging it