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Skip brushing your teeth by combining it with breakfast

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh, fuck that’s gross. I mean, really…a hotdog for breakfast?

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    • rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, where’s the glass of vinegar?

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    • CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No onions, jalapenos, or relish either, just raw dogging it

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  • Senseless@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How to delete other persons posts? Asking for a friend.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      we’ve always wished this was an option. There are so many posts I would delete.

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  • mrbubblesort@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ok so hear me out. you know how they have those dog treats that also supposedly clean their teeth as well? what if we just made those, but for people? we could call them bachelor biscuits or something

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bachelor’s Breakkie

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bruh, I worry to think what swallowing this much toothpaste would do to the inside of your stomach. There’s a reason “pea size” is the amount required on a brush.

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    • metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because America will use anything but metric

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      • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What’s metric or imperial got to do with pea-size toothpaste amounts?

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    • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Toothpaste is (almost) entirely safe. Only real danger is fluoride, which needs unlikely amounts to reach toxicity (a kid was hospitalised after eating an entire tube, kinda amounts).

      The pea size is the amount required, because that’s how much you need to clean your teeth.

      Advertising companies display full-brush coverage to boost sales, and the only thing they’re endangering is your wallet (and the environment due to over production. And your sanity. And other things. But not your health).

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      • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Except that it seems to give me wild indigestion whenever I swallow even the smallest amount. Sure it may not happen to everyone. So it’s not a problem for some people but still.

        My dentist, when I had one used to tell me not to rinse my mouth after brushing out because I had receeding gums. Can’t do that anymore without suffering hugely.

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  • smegger@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The worst part is seeing the bite out of a piece that had toothpaste. It just sells the idea of disgust

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  • moog@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wish you didn’t post this :(

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  • Ascend-910@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    minty hotdog? I am in

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  • metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    @foodcrimes

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    • CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !foodcrimes@midwest.social

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  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    NO

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  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You are such an asshole OP

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have so many questions

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Are they all “why?”

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  • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Unless your breakfast is orange juice

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you know that drinking OJ after using toothpaste tastes horrible, I have but one question: why are you brushing your teeth before breakfast and not after?

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      • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don’t do that, but I also don’t know why people do that.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I hate this in the best way. Don’t you threaten me!

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  • adj16@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    the Colglizzy

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Glizzodent

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  • toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ooo, my first, uh, what’s the word. Beetlebrub?

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  • Teon@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mmmm! Minty weiners!

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