Put an extra dog turd in there for a fun family game of Russian brownie roulette.
They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
Submitted 1 year ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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bstix@feddit.dk 1 year ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Pretty sure that could be easily identified by the smell.
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
High quality shitpost right there
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I aim to please.
mack7400@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They"re not my favourite, but they’re definitely #2
Manmikey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There’s 7 spaces in the baking tray, there’s 8 brownies! What is the 8th brownie op!
Denalduh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Brownie roulette!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Uh oh, my plan has been foiled
AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow, a literal shitpost
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Are you not entertained?
AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
well, don’t put shit on a sandwich and tell me it’s nutella.
Teon@kbin.social 1 year ago
What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?
/s
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
What is the purpose of that thing on the left? To cook corn? Why does it have grooves?
affiliate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
it’s for cooking turd brownies
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Yes it gives corn blackness from searing or something.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, I don’t think so (it’s not like the kernels would fit into the ones in the pan). I believe it’s to make corn bread.
ieightpi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m still unconvinced that it isn’t shit
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’ve had a similar problem for a while.
Our oven broke but we had a mini oven that works with heated air and it is actually quite cool, so we never got the big one repaired. And it was fine for pizza or something small, but when I actually needed to put something in a form - a casserole, or a cake - the only form that fitted inside was a penis cake form I had from my student days. My friends gave it to me because I was obsessed with the line “bake phallic cake” in the lyrics of two songs I love. So we ended up eating out of a pink penis a lot.
Thankfully we moved about a month ago and now we have a big oven again. Our toddler is getting more interested in food now and feeding her food that was cooked and/or served in a penis feels slightly wrong.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Well, congrats on the new place and I’m glad to hear that your toddler doesn’t have to be exposed to inappropriately shaped baking forms anymore.
ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 1 year ago
Results that ‘good’ just can’t be planned, and if he tried to remake them with the intent of looking like poop he couldn’t ever get them this ‘good’ again. Legendary stuff. Should take them to some kids and blow their minds.
violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Why is there corn in these brownies
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Those are walnut pieces
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I mean, he could just cut them into small peaces and it wouldn’t look like something this sus
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll go get the poop knife
Sho@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m amazed at how accurate they look, take a bow!
phoneymouse@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You knew what you were doing.
Bearlydave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a bit nutty… Goes well with this"coffee"
reev@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Y’all should look into Chocolate Salami, those are also pretty easy to poopify.
Resol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
JohnnyH842@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Really wish I still had my poop brown and green Zune.
Resol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Really wish I had the chance to get one. Where I live, the Zune was probably never even sold, at all. It was unheard of. Even iPods were rare here, I only saw two in person in my entire lifetime, one of which was my own 6th gen. But yeah, I still really liked the Zune.
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They don’t really look like they’d come from that pan
webadict@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They didn’t, otherwise there’d be one less, they’d be wider, flatter, and the tray picture wouldn’t be from an amazon listing.
coffeecat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This guy pans.