mack7400

@mack7400@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm at a roulette table. I only bet on red. When I lose I triple my bet, when I win I restart. Is this a roulette strategy?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

  Stupid inflation!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is just cruel⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Funko pops are the herpes of civilization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it weird that this turns me on a little?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They"re not my favourite, but they’re definitely #2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop showboating⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gaynnondorf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exciting news! The free API you were using is no more free!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they’re openly dissing their userbase?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, there’s a story in here somewhere. A monkey’s paw that only grants shitty-sounding wishes, but the side-effects are massively beneficial.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “Teleport”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still the greatest Bond villain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, at least he’s not in gross violation of family law./s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free trial has expired⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven’t learned to properly process the video.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox consoles getting full-screen ad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And Mint is a good starting point. I’ve had 4/4 Just Works™ installs so far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Groundhog Day II⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If they did, it would be over Harold Ramis’ dead body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Who’s gonna paint over the outlets and cockroaches? Who’s gonna wait months for that heater part to get delivered?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the pizza party is too expensive, you go with the EncourageMint⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And that should be good for your mintal health!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snapchat's new avatar design⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t even get to control your own image of yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow up. They fixed the light bulb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Somewhere in the Reichstag: “Mein gott! A gartenlicht ist kaput somewhere! Hans! Schnellschnellschnell!!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Melons right.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Was this down by the bay?