Melons right.

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• zaphod@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Anon won’t eat his children.

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  • Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Based and Cronuspilled

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• dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I could never make fruits/vegetables grow in my yard. Anon’s juices must be top notch fertilizer. Too bad it only works for plants.

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• EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Watermelons are overrated anyways. They should be a third of the size with the same amount of flavor. Watermelon is a fitting name because they are water flavored melons; the La Croix of fruits

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  • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Yes and that’s what makes them so good

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  • newIdentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Honey melons are better. Even though they’re smaller

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    • decay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Honeydew is objectively better than watermelon and cantaloupe, fight me

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  • gowan@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You are likely confused as to what to look for.

    You want a round not oblong or ovular melon. The tap root should be raised and dry. If it is indented the fruit was harvested too early.

    The field spot, where it rests on the ground, should be yellow to orange. If it is white it is unripe. The stripes should be distinct and solid. If it has crusty dirt like stuff that doesn’t brush off easily that’s a good sign as that is scar tissue from where it leaked sugar.

    Finally it should sound hollow when tapped not dull.

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    • cavveman@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Image

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  • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Dude they’re worth their weight in water when it’s hot out. Snack and hydration. Efficiency.

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• Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Is this how you make Cabbage Patch Kids?

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• EternalWarBear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Should’ve used a grapefruit.

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  • decay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    …and yet I thought I had forgotten…

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    • Graphine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      SHULK SHULK SHULK

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• Especially_the_lies@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “We’ll just tell your mother we ate it.”

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• Dave_r@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ahh the Midnight Mellon Mounter

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• Glifted@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That’s how you make Muskmelons

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• mack7400@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Was this down by the bay?

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• DrQuint@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  melon Trip: “You should leave”

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• B1naryB0t@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Re-seed the seedless melon

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