I could never make fruits/vegetables grow in my yard. Anon’s juices must be top notch fertilizer. Too bad it only works for plants.
Melons right.
Submitted 1 year ago by mod_pp@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Watermelons are overrated anyways. They should be a third of the size with the same amount of flavor. Watermelon is a fitting name because they are water flavored melons; the La Croix of fruits
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Yes and that’s what makes them so good
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Honey melons are better. Even though they’re smaller
decay@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Honeydew is objectively better than watermelon and cantaloupe, fight me
gowan@reddthat.com 1 year ago
You are likely confused as to what to look for.
You want a round not oblong or ovular melon. The tap root should be raised and dry. If it is indented the fruit was harvested too early.
The field spot, where it rests on the ground, should be yellow to orange. If it is white it is unripe. The stripes should be distinct and solid. If it has crusty dirt like stuff that doesn’t brush off easily that’s a good sign as that is scar tissue from where it leaked sugar.
Finally it should sound hollow when tapped not dull.
cavveman@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
GreenMario@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Dude they’re worth their weight in water when it’s hot out. Snack and hydration. Efficiency.
Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is this how you make Cabbage Patch Kids?
EternalWarBear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Should’ve used a grapefruit.
decay@lemmy.world 1 year ago
…and yet I thought I had forgotten…
Graphine@lemmy.world 1 year ago
SHULK SHULK SHULK
Especially_the_lies@startrek.website 1 year ago
“We’ll just tell your mother we ate it.”
Dave_r@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Ahh the Midnight Mellon Mounter
Glifted@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s how you make Muskmelons
mack7400@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Was this down by the bay?
DrQuint@lemm.ee 1 year ago
melon Trip: “You should leave”
B1naryB0t@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Re-seed the seedless melon
zaphod@feddit.de 1 year ago
Anon won’t eat his children.
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Based and Cronuspilled