I’m a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.
Let's confuse Americans!
Submitted 2 years ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
And infuriate Canadians.
Lober@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Yeah I hate this guy
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
OP loves you.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I was going to say, I keep one by my desk, topped off for the dog every day. Is this supposed to be confusing?
CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I regret that there ever was a 6th day.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Homestuck detected.
feef@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Not American, what is this?
Hupf@feddit.de 2 years ago
I think in America, they sell milk in soft plastic bags to be cut open, so you have to put them in these jugs for stability and handling.
Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
They do that in Canada. The US sells milk in plastic jugs or cardboard cartons.
x4740N@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They definitely don’t do this in america, tf
MycoBro@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ummm. What?
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I used to work in a kitxhen of a well-known chain pub in the UK and our mill came in in bags. Saved on alot of waste as we only needed one plastic jug and the bags used significantly less plastic than bottlesnof milk.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
that sounds so fucking stupid
Coreidan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ve never once seen milk sold in a bag
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 2 years ago
Why do you have milk in your hospital piss jug?
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 years ago
What do I do if I fill the jug but I still have piss? Do I ask the nurse for another?
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 2 years ago
You chug.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Thats a lotta cum buddy
Wogi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You could fit so many ponies in that bad boy
ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 years ago
This must be one of those bidets I keep hearing so much about.
FaeDrifter@midwest.social 2 years ago
Cum bidet
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 years ago
This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn’t actually confuse anyone.
Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it’s just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one’s actually weirded out by it.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
I was confused because i kept seeing bagged milked in the comments but in hungary we have it but the bag is cunstructed in a way that you can use it to pour.
moody@lemmings.world 2 years ago
That’s not how you serve milk from a bag. The bag itself goes in the pitcher, and then you cut a corner and pour straight out of the bag.
Madison420@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Not just Canadians, lots of South American countries do the same.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is it because it doesn’t have high fructose corn syrup in it?
petersr@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No, it is because it is not a gun.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I hope you don’t throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Everyone’s confused buddy.
_TheThunderWolf_@lemm.ee 2 years ago
For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
It just tastes better this way, non-americans just don’t get it
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You are over the age of 40.
dipshit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Did you get that from your milk faucet?
AceTKen@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I am Canadian and have lived in three provinces. I have never seen bagged fucking milk.
Notyourbusiness@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Head East, I grew on bag milk
dangblingus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Strange. Literally every grocery store in Ontario for decades including many convenience stores sell bagged milk.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s Ontario.
CheddarBiscuits@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Quebec here, 4L in 3 bags. Always has been… Honestly didn’t know it wasn’t common elsewhere in Canada. TIL
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Albertan here. When I was a kid my grandma always had bagged milk, but it got phased out in the 90s and I haven’t seen it in forever.
notasandwich1948@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I’ve only ever seen bagged milk once, somewhere in Ukraine many years ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Where did you live in Ontario? I’ve never seen anything but bagged milk here.
AceTKen@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Near Kingston! Maybe I just wasn’t paying attention?
Sylvartas@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I saw it quite often when I lived in Quebec but only for 3L or bigger containers
SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The only thing I’m confused by is that you thought this would confuse us…
IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 2 years ago
[deleted]Pwnmode@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lol love this thread with so many people confidently incorrect. It’s not common to come in bags but not the norm. Also… Yeah why isn’t it still in the bag.
vivadanang@lemm.ee 2 years ago
come in bags
that’s dehumanizing and just rude.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Because it’s an epic prank on those that don’t know it’s supposed to still be in the bag.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
It’s a joke
Referring to Canadians as Americans and then doing the milk thing wrong
hswolf@lemmy.world 2 years ago
a bag? what savages don’t use a box or a glass?
eliza513@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Let’s show our abomination to Americans (and Western Canadians)
Yall over in Ontario are weird af
Sincerely, a British Columbian
otp@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Nobody actually does what’s in the picture
Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
They absolutely never stopped selling them in bags in Ontario
Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I hated that scary moment when the big bag of milk bags fell open unexpectedly.
The tension that I’d feel after dropping the bags was immense. It was like time slowed while waiting to see if one of them would burst. It was freakier when one of the falling bags bounced off the floor. Fun times.
Beefytootz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s a pitcher of a picture of milk, what’s not to get?
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Why’d you take the bag out though?
nfsu2@feddit.cl 2 years ago
Chilean here and I do not know what am I looking at…
Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
People in this comment section:
I’m not confused
Same people in this comment section:
what an oddly shaped milk jug
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 2 years ago
I know this. It’s a British microwave
TomMasz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The shape of this pitcher bothers me for some reason but it certainly doesn’t confuse me.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I’m Canada, milk comes in bags. This could also be powdered milk.
callmepk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Me, non-American: what?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m not confused at all. That’s clearly a Franklehorn Maximatronic Lingovizer.
clearleaf@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is why you don’t skip tutorials
dangblingus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Pretty sure this will confuse Americans and enrage Canadians.
EmoBean@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we’re not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wait … what?
thorbot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Reddit is leaking
elvith@feddit.de 2 years ago
Images, that you can smell
PRUSSIA_x86@lemmy.world 2 years ago
*taste