I’m a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.
Let's confuse Americans!
Submitted 1 year ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
And infuriate Canadians.
Lober@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Yeah I hate this guy
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
OP loves you.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was going to say, I keep one by my desk, topped off for the dog every day. Is this supposed to be confusing?
CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I regret that there ever was a 6th day.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Homestuck detected.
feef@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not American, what is this?
Hupf@feddit.de 1 year ago
I think in America, they sell milk in soft plastic bags to be cut open, so you have to put them in these jugs for stability and handling.
Jyek@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
They do that in Canada. The US sells milk in plastic jugs or cardboard cartons.
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They definitely don’t do this in america, tf
MycoBro@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ummm. What?
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I used to work in a kitxhen of a well-known chain pub in the UK and our mill came in in bags. Saved on alot of waste as we only needed one plastic jug and the bags used significantly less plastic than bottlesnof milk.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
that sounds so fucking stupid
helmet91@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We had that in Europe too, but I don’t see these anymore.
Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve never once seen milk sold in a bag
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 1 year ago
Why do you have milk in your hospital piss jug?
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What do I do if I fill the jug but I still have piss? Do I ask the nurse for another?
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 1 year ago
You chug.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thats a lotta cum buddy
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You could fit so many ponies in that bad boy
ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 year ago
This must be one of those bidets I keep hearing so much about.
FaeDrifter@midwest.social 1 year ago
Cum bidet
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 1 year ago
This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn’t actually confuse anyone.
Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it’s just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one’s actually weirded out by it.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I was confused because i kept seeing bagged milked in the comments but in hungary we have it but the bag is cunstructed in a way that you can use it to pour.
moody@lemmings.world 1 year ago
That’s not how you serve milk from a bag. The bag itself goes in the pitcher, and then you cut a corner and pour straight out of the bag.
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not just Canadians, lots of South American countries do the same.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is it because it doesn’t have high fructose corn syrup in it?
petersr@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, it is because it is not a gun.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I hope you don’t throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Everyone’s confused buddy.
_TheThunderWolf_@lemm.ee 1 year ago
For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
It just tastes better this way, non-americans just don’t get it
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You are over the age of 40.
dipshit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Did you get that from your milk faucet?
AceTKen@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I am Canadian and have lived in three provinces. I have never seen bagged fucking milk.
Notyourbusiness@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Head East, I grew on bag milk
dangblingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Strange. Literally every grocery store in Ontario for decades including many convenience stores sell bagged milk.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s Ontario.
CheddarBiscuits@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Quebec here, 4L in 3 bags. Always has been… Honestly didn’t know it wasn’t common elsewhere in Canada. TIL
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Albertan here. When I was a kid my grandma always had bagged milk, but it got phased out in the 90s and I haven’t seen it in forever.
notasandwich1948@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’ve only ever seen bagged milk once, somewhere in Ukraine many years ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Where did you live in Ontario? I’ve never seen anything but bagged milk here.
AceTKen@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Near Kingston! Maybe I just wasn’t paying attention?
Sylvartas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I saw it quite often when I lived in Quebec but only for 3L or bigger containers
SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The only thing I’m confused by is that you thought this would confuse us…
IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]Pwnmode@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lol love this thread with so many people confidently incorrect. It’s not common to come in bags but not the norm. Also… Yeah why isn’t it still in the bag.
vivadanang@lemm.ee 1 year ago
come in bags
that’s dehumanizing and just rude.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Because it’s an epic prank on those that don’t know it’s supposed to still be in the bag.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
It’s a joke
Referring to Canadians as Americans and then doing the milk thing wrong
hswolf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
a bag? what savages don’t use a box or a glass?
eliza513@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Let’s show our abomination to Americans (and Western Canadians)
Yall over in Ontario are weird af
Sincerely, a British Columbian
otp@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Nobody actually does what’s in the picture
Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
They absolutely never stopped selling them in bags in Ontario
Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I hated that scary moment when the big bag of milk bags fell open unexpectedly.
The tension that I’d feel after dropping the bags was immense. It was like time slowed while waiting to see if one of them would burst. It was freakier when one of the falling bags bounced off the floor. Fun times.
Beefytootz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a pitcher of a picture of milk, what’s not to get?
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Why’d you take the bag out though?
nfsu2@feddit.cl 1 year ago
Chilean here and I do not know what am I looking at…
Leviathan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People in this comment section:
I’m not confused
Same people in this comment section:
what an oddly shaped milk jug
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
I know this. It’s a British microwave
TomMasz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The shape of this pitcher bothers me for some reason but it certainly doesn’t confuse me.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’m Canada, milk comes in bags. This could also be powdered milk.
callmepk@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Me, non-American: what?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m not confused at all. That’s clearly a Franklehorn Maximatronic Lingovizer.
clearleaf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is why you don’t skip tutorials
dangblingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pretty sure this will confuse Americans and enrage Canadians.
EmoBean@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we’re not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wait … what?
thorbot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Reddit is leaking
elvith@feddit.de 1 year ago
Images, that you can smell
PRUSSIA_x86@lemmy.world 1 year ago
*taste