MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

@MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you survive on pickles alone, for a while?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bread and Butter pickles have sugar added, so theres calories at least

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  siege lasted so long that a donkey’s head sold for eighty shekels[a] of silver

  Imagine a food shortage so bad that the nutritional value of the leather in the upholstery in your car is worth more than the cost of the car in good times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Value of X has fallen 71% since purchase by Musk and name change from Twitter⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, duhh!

  All the devs are working on Wayland now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨high rise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is anyone else suddenly craving macarons?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You may want to sit down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely satanic. It’s a camouflaged Square & Compass. Your girl and her bestie have joined the Freemasons!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if I was part some A/B test or what, but my outlook defaulted to opening links in edge with the email in a sidebar some weeks ago.

  It was an unpleasant surprise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8BitDo stuffed 16 buttons into its hand-crampingly small Micro controller⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Kids are sticky. lol.
  Crack that hori open and clean it. The top shell and button caps can be washed in the sink if their just plastic. That’s probably where most of the sticky is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which side are you placing your bets on?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My bet is 6 months.

  Less than 6 months after confirmation, someone will announce a weapon based on the technology.