There’s a disturbing amount of thought put into that monstrosity.
I know what I got. No low balls
Submitted 2 years ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 years ago
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Knowing the US, there’s a restaurant somewhere with ten metre high lettering proudly proclaiming “Home of the world famous wineroni!”
synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Not sure if this is a 9yo making food alone at home, or a straight up food crime.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m honestly surprised they cooked the hot dog or didn’t replace it. It just gets worse at every level.
Kalkaline@leminal.space 2 years ago
I really didn’t want to taste vomit in the back of my throat today, but here we are.
StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 2 years ago
Still better than whatever that abomination is.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Slather it in mayo and get back to me.
JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
That sombitch needs some ice cream sprinkles
myliltoehurts@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Top it with some grated/melted cheese and it’s good to go.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I think that’s melted cheese beneath the dogs so no need. It’s kinda genius as this way it binds it all together and stops the bread getting soggy
jzzvid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Noticing the cheese is what made me realize whoever did it, did it with some thought behind it and that’s a little scary. XD
myliltoehurts@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Oh you’re right! It looks uh… different than what I’d expect melted cheese to be so I thought it was the bread being discoloured from sauce.
Valthorn@feddit.nu 2 years ago
Sloppy joe from Wish
Magister@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh shit I have to try this
StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 2 years ago
No
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And the Americans give us shit for our food, the fuck is this? America, explain!
Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 years ago
True art does not require an explanation.
krashmo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If you’re part of the beans on toast clan then you can still shush it. This is 10x the flavor of that survival ration. You would be lucky to have this masterpiece grace your mouth with its juices.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
This is basically beans and sausages on toast
MrMxyztplk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Chef Boyardee juices really get my engine going.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
America was drunk
Daxelman@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is…is this a sandwich?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
it’s a taco. next question
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Fractal sandwich
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
American hot dog, or weenie,
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This pales in comparison to cheesy blasters.
ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Thanks, Meat Cat!
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The day you realize you’re girl is two Timing with Chef Boyardee and Oscar Mayer at the same time.
match@pawb.social 2 years ago
the day you realize you’re girl
oh my gosssssh
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 years ago
I’d smash both of those right now
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I read the title and became a lot confused. It doesn’t help that the US calls those weiners.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
You have my attention
SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I would eat this.
200ok@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Get in line, buddy
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Weenioli weenioli don’t lewd the dragon loli.