There’s a disturbing amount of thought put into that monstrosity.
I know what I got. No low balls
Submitted 7 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 months ago
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Knowing the US, there’s a restaurant somewhere with ten metre high lettering proudly proclaiming “Home of the world famous wineroni!”
synapse1278@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Not sure if this is a 9yo making food alone at home, or a straight up food crime.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m honestly surprised they cooked the hot dog or didn’t replace it. It just gets worse at every level.
Kalkaline@leminal.space 7 months ago
I really didn’t want to taste vomit in the back of my throat today, but here we are.
StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 7 months ago
Still better than whatever that abomination is.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Slather it in mayo and get back to me.
JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
That sombitch needs some ice cream sprinkles
myliltoehurts@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Top it with some grated/melted cheese and it’s good to go.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I think that’s melted cheese beneath the dogs so no need. It’s kinda genius as this way it binds it all together and stops the bread getting soggy
jzzvid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Noticing the cheese is what made me realize whoever did it, did it with some thought behind it and that’s a little scary. XD
myliltoehurts@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Oh you’re right! It looks uh… different than what I’d expect melted cheese to be so I thought it was the bread being discoloured from sauce.
Valthorn@feddit.nu 7 months ago
Sloppy joe from Wish
Magister@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh shit I have to try this
StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 7 months ago
No
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And the Americans give us shit for our food, the fuck is this? America, explain!
Stovetop@lemmy.world 7 months ago
True art does not require an explanation.
krashmo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If you’re part of the beans on toast clan then you can still shush it. This is 10x the flavor of that survival ration. You would be lucky to have this masterpiece grace your mouth with its juices.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
This is basically beans and sausages on toast
MrMxyztplk@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Chef Boyardee juices really get my engine going.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
America was drunk
Daxelman@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Is…is this a sandwich?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
it’s a taco. next question
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Fractal sandwich
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
American hot dog, or weenie,
wjrii@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This pales in comparison to cheesy blasters.
ettyblatant@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thanks, Meat Cat!
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The day you realize you’re girl is two Timing with Chef Boyardee and Oscar Mayer at the same time.
match@pawb.social 7 months ago
the day you realize you’re girl
oh my gosssssh
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 7 months ago
I’d smash both of those right now
davidagain@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I read the title and became a lot confused. It doesn’t help that the US calls those weiners.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
You have my attention
SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I would eat this.
200ok@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Get in line, buddy
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Weenioli weenioli don’t lewd the dragon loli.