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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ilovecinnamon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Either way you gonna wake up wondering what year it is and tryna figure out where the fuck you are.

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    • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well I know that I’m late for school, but I can’t go back after everyone saw me in my underwear. Wait, I’m a 40 year old man…

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      • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It might seem difficult, but it’s never too late to go back to school as a 40 year old in your underwear! We believe you in you! Even if you don’t make it I’ll bet you end up with some kind of certificate or cool title…

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    • portuga@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or will you lie awake with your eyes closed for an hour?

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s the first hour. Yes.

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You know me, huh?

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Best way to spend my valuable free time on a Sunday afternoon

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  • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m jealous of anyone that can nap. It seems so nice and recharging. You just lay down and sleep for a little, then wake up feeling better.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah…

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      • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        9 times out of 10 I don’t sleep when I try. If I do sleep it is because I’m exhausted and I wake up feeling worse than when I went to sleep.

        When I was younger though, I could nap half a day if I wanted. Depression! The nap maker!

        Now that I’m not depressed I barely sleep.

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    • bighatchester@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I take 30 minute naps on my lunch breaks all the time . Sometimes I wake up a little confused but it is refreshing. I also work from home so I’m sleeping in my own bed . Also having a newborn any extra sleep is appreciated.

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    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Naps are not recommended by sleep psychologists if you are someone who has trouble falling asleep at night anyway, unless you are extremely fatigued, and in those cases, the earlier in the day the better so you can recharge your sleep drive before night.

      But yeah, I too wish I could give myself an actual refresh during the day with a siesta, but alas no.

      I am not a sleep psychologist and this isn’t medical advice, second-hand info.

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    • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My sleep schedule I’ve been doing for years now is to sleep maybe 4-5 max hours at night and take a 20 minute nap after work.

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  • li10@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For me, it will always be four hours and I will somehow wake up with the driest mouth on the planet.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The trick is to take a bag of pretzels with you.

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  • philthi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t go to sleep if I don’t set an alarm, due to worrying about oversleeping lol

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just wake exactly 10 minutes before the usual alarm time. Always. Even on weekend.

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  • quinkin@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I will sleep for 5 hours then be awake for the next 32.

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  • Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    wholesome

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  • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I always feel like garbage after a nap during the day.

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  • meep_launcher@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you do this before work, we call it “The Sandman’s Gamble”

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a rush

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  • Bangs42@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It will be as long as you needed.

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  • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A buddy used to do that when we had practise. We’d meet at 6pm and he’d take a nap at like 4pm and then text us around 7 to 8pm, when we’d be finished already, that he napped lol

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now try doing it when you work from home.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty sure the person who wrote this napped through most of their grammar classes too. Holy shit that’s badly written.

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    • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dude, there’s like one period missing. That’s perfectly fine English

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably just needs a nap

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      maybe the english language doesn’t deserve grammar

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    • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At least you were a straight A student in your grammar nazi classes!

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