Just wait a couple of minutes and let the spider finish their workout, geez.
Anon has a home gym
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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cheddar@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
All that webbing is more of an engineering project than a workout. Either way, let the spider do its hobby! When unoccupied, spider wives like to bite the head off of spider husbands.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
All that rope climbing is pure calisthenics. Respect your spider gym bros.
JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Average unused home gym vs average heavily used Dracula gym
spacecadet@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I live somewhere where if you don’t use a room for 15 minutes the spiders immediately take over. I’ve genocided generations of spiders but they keep coming back. I’ve printed out propaganda posters for the other bugs warning them about the dangers of spiders and how they run the banking system.
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You need to sow discourse within their ranks.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
As someone with retirement accounts: yes, buy all the things. :)