Just wait a couple of minutes and let the spider finish their workout, geez.
Anon has a home gym
Submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ae3b3f80-4cc2-47b9-a8ee-40d6f3c6089f.png
Comments
cheddar@programming.dev 1 year ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
All that webbing is more of an engineering project than a workout. Either way, let the spider do its hobby! When unoccupied, spider wives like to bite the head off of spider husbands.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
All that rope climbing is pure calisthenics. Respect your spider gym bros.
JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Average unused home gym vs average heavily used Dracula gym
spacecadet@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I live somewhere where if you don’t use a room for 15 minutes the spiders immediately take over. I’ve genocided generations of spiders but they keep coming back. I’ve printed out propaganda posters for the other bugs warning them about the dangers of spiders and how they run the banking system.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You need to sow discourse within their ranks.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 year ago
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
As someone with retirement accounts: yes, buy all the things. :)