Anon can't sleep

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  For anyone reading this who might have anxiety, I had this problem and it just turned out that I really need better support during the day. Boxers weren’t cutting it.

  With that said, yes definitely consider seeing a doctor.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hey everyone, this guy has long balls!

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    • JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ol’ Long Balls MacDougall we call him.

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    • RarePossum@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is this your professional opinion, Dr. Wesker?

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  • metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Alternatively, as a form of scrotal elephantiasis, it could be a parasitic infection, swollen lymph nodes from either disease or medical procedures like radiotherapy, or more rarely a hernia that causes the intestines to drop into the scrotum.

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    • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      intestines to drop into the scrotum

      I was perfectly fine without the knowledge that that can happen.

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What a terrible day to have eyes and a scrotum

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  • KellysNokia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    weaponized clackers

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What are “implication arrows”?

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  • clara@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    > implying you don’t know what an implication arrow is

    it’s one of these: >

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The anon got it wrong. These are “>” or “greater than” symbols, not arrows, although they look like arrowheads. They are used to signal a quote, which makes the text green on 4chan or inside a quote block on other platforms. On 4chan, the resulting greentext is not a quote, it has a meaning of its own.

      The actual implication arrow, used in mathematical logic for statements like “if A, then B”, is “⇒” or “rightwards double arrow” in Unicode. Using ASCII characters, it can be written as “=>”.

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What do they imply?

      I know that these stories are often accused of being fake, but I guess I don’t understand the context of the response. It seems like the responder is saying “go to the doctor regardless of whether you actually have a problem requiring a doctor.” Which I guess could be good advice in some circumstances, but … Maybe I’m just taking things too literally.

      Thanks for the answer!

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    >implying this is real

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I … See.

      Thank you.

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• eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Do yer balls hang low?

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  • notabot@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do you swing them to and fro?

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    • 3ntranced@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can you tie em in a knot, cab you tie em in a bow?

      Do you get a funny feeling, when you hang em from the ceiling?

      Oh you’ll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.

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  • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How many VW Passats is low?

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• Shard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think it’s better to check with a vet. He solved my dogs problem with dangling balls.

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