A match made in heaven! 😍

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• fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok America. It’s time to stop now.

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  • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How to give your pimples pimples

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean, the soda is probably caustic enough to be a great exfoliator. But I wouldn’t want to smell like Mountain Dew of any flavor.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m reluctant to ask but… WTF is a JABBER’S SOAP??

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It says right on the tin. You really don’t want to drop it.

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve never had Mountain Dew, but I always imagined it would taste like shower gel or shampoo. The scents/flavors even have similar names.

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    More like battery acid and corn syrup, at least for the regular flavor, and I say that as someone who likes it.

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• JoeTheSane@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was a nerd in the 80s and 90s when some actually smelled like this AND IT WAS A BAD THING

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you smelled like Mt. Dew I could only imagine you were a horribly managed type 1 diabetic about to go into ketoacidosis.

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• Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bodywash Blast would make Granny gush 😏.

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• RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tingly

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  gamers don’t wash, silly

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  • NuWuX@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe they don’t have to.

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