JoeTheSane

@JoeTheSane@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you love me if I was a worm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww! Kinda looks like me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon is Canceling Orders After Tariffs Destroy Profits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost forgot to cancel Prime. Thanks for the reminder!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon is Canceling Orders After Tariffs Destroy Profits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost forgot to cancel Prime. Thanks for the reminder!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Annie, are you okay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 GameCube controller will only be offered to those who pre-order the console⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I saw that, but I read it as they were not doing them on the same date to do a wait-and-see with the Cheeto-faced shitgibbons tariffs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 GameCube controller will only be offered to those who pre-order the console⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bullshit. They are doing that to cause a fever of pre-orders in the US despite the tariffs. Within a year, they will be on shelves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How a Steam Locomotive Works (Union Pacific "Big Boy") - Animagraffs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That was awesome! Good find, Subby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So jussi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  To balance out their dry, yeasty women?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey? Part III⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my fucking god! I didn’t see that popcorn bag for a really long time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🥖BREADSTICK🥖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, don’t worry yourself about it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🥖BREADSTICK🥖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, just making a stupid joke ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🥖BREADSTICK🥖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t even fucking try on this loss meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ball his eyes out? Like with a melon baller?

  Also, I hope your brother is alone forever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three Sword Style - Santōryū⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just juggling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little girl shows duck how to use a slide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I loved this so much! Got a smile on a shitty day, so thanks, Oppie!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zelenskiy news is a farce and it is infuriating to see Goebbels' Garbage here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they are saying that Zelenskyy knew what was going to happen and played it to his advantage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do they get my not, too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video looped for ~5 min throughout Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to download this video, invent video screen buttons and t-shirts, and get fucking rich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Did William Burrito Mean by This?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone has to be saying it. If the bastards want to spout about getting rid of our migrant population, trans people, black people, etc then someone has to point out the real problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, OP. If you still find a way randomly smile during the day, don’t lose that. This is the brain working as intended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A balanced diet is important⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A balanced diet is important⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!

  Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!

  Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And he is annoyed that he can't get a better job then sanitation at the local Mc Donald's⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone’s never been to the liberry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨horseshoe crab butts!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I sent this to my wife this morning. She loved it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kendrick Lamar's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for posting! I did see it last night, but have hearing issues so I was going to wind up searching for it today so I could give it a real listen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are “female jocks” called?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Seconded

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twinkle Tush⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have you know that I’m legally blind and need glasses one foot thick. How dare you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twinkle Tush⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no way this is effective. I’ve owned cats for just about all my 48 years, and if a cat wants to show you it’s asshole, which it does, you are seeing that asshole. Likely from about 12” away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solarpunk AF⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be damned if that’s not the coziest-looking nightmare I’ve ever seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, she’s got some bush.