JoeTheSane
@JoeTheSane@lemmy.world
- Comment on Would you love me if I was a worm? 4 weeks ago:
Aww! Kinda looks like me!
- Comment on Amazon is Canceling Orders After Tariffs Destroy Profits 5 weeks ago:
Almost forgot to cancel Prime. Thanks for the reminder!
- Comment on Amazon is Canceling Orders After Tariffs Destroy Profits 5 weeks ago:
Almost forgot to cancel Prime. Thanks for the reminder!
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
Annie, are you okay?
- Comment on Switch 2 GameCube controller will only be offered to those who pre-order the console 1 month ago:
Yeah, I saw that, but I read it as they were not doing them on the same date to do a wait-and-see with the Cheeto-faced shitgibbons tariffs.
- Comment on Switch 2 GameCube controller will only be offered to those who pre-order the console 1 month ago:
Bullshit. They are doing that to cause a fever of pre-orders in the US despite the tariffs. Within a year, they will be on shelves.
- Comment on How a Steam Locomotive Works (Union Pacific "Big Boy") - Animagraffs 2 months ago:
That was awesome! Good find, Subby!
- Comment on So jussi 2 months ago:
To balance out their dry, yeasty women?
- Comment on Good morning. What's wrong honey? Part III 2 months ago:
Oh my fucking god! I didn’t see that popcorn bag for a really long time.
- Comment on 🥖BREADSTICK🥖 2 months ago:
Ah, don’t worry yourself about it!
- Comment on 🥖BREADSTICK🥖 2 months ago:
I know, just making a stupid joke ;)
- Comment on 🥖BREADSTICK🥖 2 months ago:
They didn’t even fucking try on this loss meme.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Ball his eyes out? Like with a melon baller?
Also, I hope your brother is alone forever.
- Comment on Three Sword Style - Santōryū 2 months ago:
That’s just juggling.
- Comment on Little girl shows duck how to use a slide 2 months ago:
I loved this so much! Got a smile on a shitty day, so thanks, Oppie!
- Comment on Zelenskiy news is a farce and it is infuriating to see Goebbels' Garbage here 2 months ago:
I think they are saying that Zelenskyy knew what was going to happen and played it to his advantage.
- Comment on Sad 2 months ago:
Why do they get my not, too?
- Comment on Video looped for ~5 min throughout Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began today 2 months ago:
I want to download this video, invent video screen buttons and t-shirts, and get fucking rich.
- Comment on What Did William Burrito Mean by This? 2 months ago:
Someone has to be saying it. If the bastards want to spout about getting rid of our migrant population, trans people, black people, etc then someone has to point out the real problem.
- Comment on How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time 2 months ago:
Yeah, OP. If you still find a way randomly smile during the day, don’t lose that. This is the brain working as intended.
- Comment on A balanced diet is important 2 months ago:
Probably
- Comment on A balanced diet is important 3 months ago:
A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!
Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!
Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.
- Comment on And he is annoyed that he can't get a better job then sanitation at the local Mc Donald's 3 months ago:
Someone’s never been to the liberry
- Comment on horseshoe crab butts!! 3 months ago:
I sent this to my wife this morning. She loved it!
- Comment on Kendrick Lamar's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show 3 months ago:
Thanks for posting! I did see it last night, but have hearing issues so I was going to wind up searching for it today so I could give it a real listen.
- Comment on what are “female jocks” called? 3 months ago:
Seconded
- Comment on Twinkle Tush 3 months ago:
I’ll have you know that I’m legally blind and need glasses one foot thick. How dare you?
- Comment on Twinkle Tush 3 months ago:
There’s no way this is effective. I’ve owned cats for just about all my 48 years, and if a cat wants to show you it’s asshole, which it does, you are seeing that asshole. Likely from about 12” away.
- Comment on Solarpunk AF 3 months ago:
I’ll be damned if that’s not the coziest-looking nightmare I’ve ever seen.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Damn, she’s got some bush.