JoeTheSane

@JoeTheSane@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🥖BREADSTICK🥖⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, don’t worry yourself about it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🥖BREADSTICK🥖⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, just making a stupid joke ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🥖BREADSTICK🥖⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t even fucking try on this loss meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ball his eyes out? Like with a melon baller?

  Also, I hope your brother is alone forever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three Sword Style - Santōryū⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just juggling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little girl shows duck how to use a slide⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I loved this so much! Got a smile on a shitty day, so thanks, Oppie!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zelenskiy news is a farce and it is infuriating to see Goebbels' Garbage here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they are saying that Zelenskyy knew what was going to happen and played it to his advantage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do they get my not, too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video looped for ~5 min throughout Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to download this video, invent video screen buttons and t-shirts, and get fucking rich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Did William Burrito Mean by This?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone has to be saying it. If the bastards want to spout about getting rid of our migrant population, trans people, black people, etc then someone has to point out the real problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, OP. If you still find a way randomly smile during the day, don’t lose that. This is the brain working as intended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A balanced diet is important⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A balanced diet is important⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!

  Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!

  Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And he is annoyed that he can't get a better job then sanitation at the local Mc Donald's⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone’s never been to the liberry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨horseshoe crab butts!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I sent this to my wife this morning. She loved it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kendrick Lamar's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for posting! I did see it last night, but have hearing issues so I was going to wind up searching for it today so I could give it a real listen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are “female jocks” called?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seconded

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twinkle Tush⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have you know that I’m legally blind and need glasses one foot thick. How dare you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twinkle Tush⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no way this is effective. I’ve owned cats for just about all my 48 years, and if a cat wants to show you it’s asshole, which it does, you are seeing that asshole. Likely from about 12” away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solarpunk AF⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be damned if that’s not the coziest-looking nightmare I’ve ever seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, she’s got some bush.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half as Hot⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Kurt Angle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A match made in heaven! 😍⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a nerd in the 80s and 90s when some actually smelled like this AND IT WAS A BAD THING

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨try finger but hole⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone else do a double take to see if this was a loss meme?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breakfast Tablets⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They look so yummy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are no songs that would make me stab myself in the ear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose your Fighter⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ankylosaurus ftw!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does someone with no experience learn to make food?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I started with one recipe: split pea soup. I got this recipe from a coworker, followed the instructions exactly and started with a success. This made me want to try other things, and I got turned onto Good Eats with Alton Brown, easily the most entertaining and informative cooking show.

  Then I just started collecting and trying recipes. I eventually got enough experience to try modifying recipes and toying around with ideas.

  Especially at the start, recipes are your friend. Try a broad array of them, follow them exactly, and get the experience. Also, use tools. Yes, people can punch a steak to see if it’s about done, but that will never beat a thermometer.

  If you’re into baking, avoid recipes that don’t use weight as a measure of ingredients. Those recipes get different results every time.

  These are the best tips I have for starting out. As you get experience, discard the ones that no longer apply.