jdeath

@jdeath@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eaten’ on the roof⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  in the middle of winter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this year has been pretty fun so far⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  obviously high as fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'tis the season⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  is it permanent? fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'tis the season⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  are you guys all sickly or something? are we all expected to be sick? i work from home but a couple weeks ago all the in office workers got the flu at the same time. but that was still in january.

  help!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White House Faith Office⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  either way, some actual fucking information would be chill. guess none of us will know for sure what the fuck this is talking about lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  unity sucks for sure. I’m best friends with godot bow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Government’s Computing Experts Say They Are Terrified⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah i work in tech (at a bank rn) and the mainframes are hilarious. a constant source of downtime, and insanely overpriced hardware to boot.

  literally i can’t think of any downtime our services have had in the last six months that wasn’t caused by the mainframe’s downtime. this is dozens of cases.

  but they will basically never be replaced. maybe in 100 years? ha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Autoplay videos are cancer to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i told my friend who used to send them to me to download the video and send that. was a good compromise

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Egg prices...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i have a really unique idea for a post. I’m gonna wrote DOLLAR on EGG and post on LEMMY. profit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Government’s Computing Experts Say They Are Terrified⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ok this article was a hilarious shit show. full of gems like

  The former Treasury official told us that mainframes—and COBOL, the ancient programming language they often run—are really good for what they do,

  ffs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Autoplay videos are cancer to me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  why would you click a tik tok link tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i wasn’t trying to imply AI was an artist. just trying to suggest a different word for people making the art who want to say “i made this art” well not really you just asked for it. like you would if you had commissioned an artist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s more like commissioning an art piece vs really making it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AHHHHHHHHHHH⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  only a virgin could invent something so nerdy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow, ok.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow, ok.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah whomever made this just put them on the wrong side

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone want my 12 year old old Ubuntu install DVD before I toss it out? No? Your loss.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i’ve already got one, but thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spidey senses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i would think of a fly or gnat, or cockroach way before spider. and if i thought “spider!” i would be cool because spiders are chill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BDSM⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ME was a king compared to anything microshit makes these days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to move⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s no “a fucking roach!”

  that’s Roachy! our lovable lil buddy. memorialized there forever- sort of like hanging antlers on the wall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Darn it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  and lovers gonna love

  i just want

  none of the above

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biden’s TikTok Flip-Flop: President Rushes To Undo Ban He Championed As Backlash Grows⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  just a couple of regular old politicians

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys will see this and just say “hell yeah”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  amazing cross promotion opportunity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys will see this and just say “hell yeah”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  forcing the rest of us to stand in your puddle, thanks. my little kids really enjoy it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys will see this and just say “hell yeah”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  my first thought was… “you haven’t thought of the smell!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checking in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  don’t forget to bring a towel!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  you would understand it, if only you had millions of dollars to waste and zero ethical things to do with the money!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pornhub Is Now Blocked In Almost All of the U.S. South⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s so many! but which ones!?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I never realized this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  obviously, her family is already named Hilton so GP couldn’t have been referring to that