Murphy's law

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• BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For all of y’all thinking about typing it out, the video is no longer available.

  We’ll never know.

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  • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For those of you who are skeptical: spankbang.com/5ns26/video/japanese+vintage+milf

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    • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Risky click of the day

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    • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “This video is no longer available”

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  • Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We can dream

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• lemon@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Betrayed by the global clipboard

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Heaven forbid you check what you posted before clicking ‘submit’…

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  • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is why you always copy something innocuous immediately after

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• Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did this guy start a Japanese learning course?

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Today’s lesson: Prepositions

    Come on me. Come with me. Come in me.

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    • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you insist.

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And people say you get nowhere by gooning

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sometimes in Japanese no means yes

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    • squid_slime@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And how do I unlearn this?

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    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In my experience, Japanese women say “I’m come” during sex. Hopefully they don’t mean the opposite.

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    • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, that’s what it means when it is said in the “you’re so naughty” sort of way.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was pure immersion learning

    So 3D POV porn has worked out the kinks, pun intended?

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe there is a chat room and he wants to discuss the history of… Eh…

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  • squid_slime@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As funding has been cut we will proceed with online lesson being hosted here on spankbang.com

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You should watch “Ongezellig”, an animated pilot with 5 short episodes á 5 minutes.

    You will get the relevance to this comment in the first episode.

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What’s onzellig

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    • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I approve this. You should go watch “Ongezellig” right now!

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• serenissi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sure the students got a good lesson thanks to kde connect.

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    wait that’s in the actual manga?

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      manga4life.com/manga/Mahou-Shoujo-ni-Akogarete

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One time I was looking for /r/tinder and copied “tinder” from my clipboard to a teams chat with a colleague. I didn’t even try to explain, it would only make me look more sus.

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• Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “kindly”

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Would you kindly…”

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Would you kindly let me play golf in peace in my underwater dystopia?

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Credible at my alma mater.

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• Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Doing the lords work

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• spirinolas@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stepsister here. I tried to enter but got stuck in the log in screen.

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