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Murphy's law

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LifeLemons@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For all of y’all thinking about typing it out, the video is no longer available.

    We’ll never know.

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    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For those of you who are skeptical: spankbang.com/5ns26/video/japanese+vintage+milf

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      • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Risky click of the day

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      • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “This video is no longer available”

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    • Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We can dream

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  • lemon@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Betrayed by the global clipboard

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Heaven forbid you check what you posted before clicking ‘submit’…

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    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is why you always copy something innocuous immediately after

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did this guy start a Japanese learning course?

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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Today’s lesson: Prepositions

      Come on me. Come with me. Come in me.

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      • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you insist.

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And people say you get nowhere by gooning

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes in Japanese no means yes

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      • squid_slime@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And how do I unlearn this?

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      • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In my experience, Japanese women say “I’m come” during sex. Hopefully they don’t mean the opposite.

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      • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, that’s what it means when it is said in the “you’re so naughty” sort of way.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It was pure immersion learning

      So 3D POV porn has worked out the kinks, pun intended?

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe there is a chat room and he wants to discuss the history of… Eh…

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    • squid_slime@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As funding has been cut we will proceed with online lesson being hosted here on spankbang.com

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    • wieson@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You should watch “Ongezellig”, an animated pilot with 5 short episodes á 5 minutes.

      You will get the relevance to this comment in the first episode.

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      • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What’s onzellig

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      • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I approve this. You should go watch “Ongezellig” right now!

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  • serenissi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sure the students got a good lesson thanks to kde connect.

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      wait that’s in the actual manga?

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      • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        manga4life.com/manga/Mahou-Shoujo-ni-Akogarete

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One time I was looking for /r/tinder and copied “tinder” from my clipboard to a teams chat with a colleague. I didn’t even try to explain, it would only make me look more sus.

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  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “kindly”

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Would you kindly…”

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Would you kindly let me play golf in peace in my underwater dystopia?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Credible at my alma mater.

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  • Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Doing the lords work

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  • spirinolas@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stepsister here. I tried to enter but got stuck in the log in screen.

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