Tangent5280
@Tangent5280@lemmy.world
- Comment on Its been 84 years 1 hour ago:
What happened to your wee wee?
- Comment on Amazon develops methods for inserting ads onto any flat surface in an existing video 1 day ago:
The dogs gonna die anyway, why not fuck it before it gets cold?
Trojan, for all your animal fucking needs.
/s
- Comment on Linus Torvalds on a ridiculous job performance metric at tech companies and the prominent figure responsible for it 2 days ago:
we’ll populate the code for this unit test later
It’s so ridiculous, like an ancient Egyptian slave telling its master that “we will” “take care of it later”
So stupid for an LLM to do
- Comment on Jake Paul's wiki page described him as a professional boxer instead of exhibitionist. 1 week ago:
Holy shit. Didn’t have that on my bingo card. Fuck me, wikipedia too?
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 1 week ago:
Did you see that one where an elephant uses his prehensile dingaling to scratch himself
- Comment on When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"? 3 weeks ago:
Lucky bastard
- Comment on Truth is way more fucked up than fiction 3 weeks ago:
Spill the tea on Tom Clancy pls
- Comment on Penguins are incredibly prolific 4 weeks ago:
They dont even have opposable thumbs, how did they hold their pens
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 4 weeks ago:
Burning Hole
- Comment on The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle 4 weeks ago:
Ah yes, the one thing that all 19 year old guys want - their boner data to be made public. I hope the billionaire money is eniugh to properly insulate him or atleast to pay for therapy.
But Lmao at “stand tall, be firm”
- Comment on I would like to meet him, he's probably nice 5 weeks ago:
Ragnhild sounds like something from german folklore that sneaks into your house at night and torsions all your testicles
- Comment on Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles 5 weeks ago:
Problem is critical mass for communities that simply won’t happen because of the overall demographics of Lemmy’s userbase - it would make little sense to have a community centered around, say, Facebook or Google products because the common Lemmy user is inclined to dislike either of them.
- Comment on Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled 5 weeks ago:
It is really worrying how a traditionally lethargic service, banking, is also moving to non-privacy respecting methods. I thought we’d be able to fix this internet panopticon shitshow before banks moved fully to apps.
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 5 weeks ago:
All crammed into a clown car
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 5 weeks ago:
My situation was a dorm room situation I couldn’t get out for a WHOLE FUCKING YEAR. The caretaker didn’t give a shit, all my dorm mates slept with a lighter close by, lighter fluid was traded around like cigarettes and blowies in a jail yard.
We got our revenge on the asshole caretaker though, the bugs managed to infest that guys room too. Unlike us he couldn’t just get up and leave at the end of the year. Fuck that guy.
If I have to travel, I keep my luggage out the door and check the entire fucking room like I’m Brezhnev’s Soviet security detail in the 1973 Washington summit visit. No stone unturned, no corner or edge left unchecked.
Fuck Bedbugs.
- Comment on Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled 5 weeks ago:
Would a website know if you’re using a rooted phone? I don’t think so. Banking apps are different, they might have access to device details but I thought browsers were device agnostic.
- Comment on Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled 5 weeks ago:
Moto seems like a contender. Or one of the Chinese players like Oneplus or Xiaomi, they are also looking for an edge over the market.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 5 weeks ago:
This is the opposite of a fun fact. I’m going to sneak into your house and steal your fingers for typing it
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 5 weeks ago:
I didn’t like any part of that. I’d rather just keep buying milk from my neighbour with a cow
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 5 weeks ago:
Straight to jail
- Comment on Would one run faster without arms? 5 weeks ago:
For your viewing pleasure www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqBZVlgORbY Sorry for YouTube link
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 5 weeks ago:
This brought back Bedbug based paranoia I thought I had laid to rest nearly a decade ago so thanks for that.
I hope you have a speedy and painless solution to our problem, but I’m really glad I’m not you OP. My god, if I never see these bastards again it will be too soon.
- Comment on Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled 5 weeks ago:
Yes, come over to the dark side. I haven’t had any issues so far, except for the whiplash it is to go from YouTube I scrolled for hours every day to using NewPipe which takes two seconds to load a new video. It has made me very mindful of what I want to watch because from searching to watching I need to wait like 10 seconds.
Haven’t dipped my toes into banking apps though. Thats a frontier I’ll deal with when I get to it.
- Comment on Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled 5 weeks ago:
Shareholder pressure? Asshole CEO that masked who he was so far? Who can say. Seems to be the general trend now though.
- Comment on Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled 5 weeks ago:
LMAO, lol even. Nothing 3 had shit hardware for the price, I was hoping it wouldn’t be them.
- Comment on Nearly 90% of Windows Games now run on Linux, latest data shows — as Windows 10 dies, gaming on Linux is more viable than ever 1 month ago:
Go ahead and unplug the drive - having it in doesn’t really help so why not give yourself the peace of mind?
- Comment on Progress 1 month ago:
The control element is that viewers would need to pay to turn/keep it on.
- Comment on FACTS 1 month ago:
Presumably not when having sex
- Comment on Just an FYI 1 month ago:
Creative, very cool.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
And a flared base, of course.