Tangent5280

@Tangent5280@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super mario world ghost house theme.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Toaster ding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What next, power supply shortages?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  64 GB ram you say?

  GET HIM BOYS HE GOT RAM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on that grindset⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Woodchipper’s parked out back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regional differences⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This too shall pass - we can hope that now there is both a massive revenue opportunity in the server market as well as an abandoned consumer market ripe for the taking, some enterprising manufacturer is going to look into filling this niche. Probably someone out of China, or maybe even India if they can get their shit together in time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he was littering by throwing away Top Secret Confidential documents on the floor of the Russian Embassy.

  Or maybe he was littering by throwing away a strangely shaped metal spheroid on a public street through a stranger’s chest cavity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thot-on-retainer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof, you lucky dog. Except the last part, but that’s just the difference between being just lucky and being really fucking lucky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ring ring...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it’s unhygienic as fuck. Be better. Poop directly on top of the shower drain so you can stomp it down with your feet like a gentleman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love what you do⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who’s gonna pay to watch me jerking off?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.

  My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone here is a Reddit immigrant whatchumean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨:3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for a better future for ur children⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mosquitoes be fartin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What do the twinks use

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its been 84 years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Will it work again if you stop taking the SSRIs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its been 84 years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What happened to your wee wee?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon develops methods for inserting ads onto any flat surface in an existing video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The dogs gonna die anyway, why not fuck it before it gets cold?

  Trojan, for all your animal fucking needs.

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linus Torvalds on a ridiculous job performance metric at tech companies and the prominent figure responsible for it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  we’ll populate the code for this unit test later

  It’s so ridiculous, like an ancient Egyptian slave telling its master that “we will” “take care of it later”

  So stupid for an LLM to do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jake Paul's wiki page described him as a professional boxer instead of exhibitionist.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit. Didn’t have that on my bingo card. Fuck me, wikipedia too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you see that one where an elephant uses his prehensile dingaling to scratch himself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lucky bastard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth is way more fucked up than fiction⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Spill the tea on Tom Clancy pls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Penguins are incredibly prolific⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They dont even have opposable thumbs, how did they hold their pens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love fucking pasta⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Burning Hole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the one thing that all 19 year old guys want - their boner data to be made public. I hope the billionaire money is eniugh to properly insulate him or atleast to pay for therapy.

  But Lmao at “stand tall, be firm”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would like to meet him, he's probably nice ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ragnhild sounds like something from german folklore that sneaks into your house at night and torsions all your testicles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Problem is critical mass for communities that simply won’t happen because of the overall demographics of Lemmy’s userbase - it would make little sense to have a community centered around, say, Facebook or Google products because the common Lemmy user is inclined to dislike either of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It is really worrying how a traditionally lethargic service, banking, is also moving to non-privacy respecting methods. I thought we’d be able to fix this internet panopticon shitshow before banks moved fully to apps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All crammed into a clown car