Tangent5280
@Tangent5280@lemmy.world
- Comment on What next, power supply shortages? 1 day ago:
64 GB ram you say?
GET HIM BOYS HE GOT RAM
- Comment on Get on that grindset 1 week ago:
Woodchipper’s parked out back
- Comment on Regional differences 1 week ago:
Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours
- Comment on wisdom 2 weeks ago:
This too shall pass - we can hope that now there is both a massive revenue opportunity in the server market as well as an abandoned consumer market ripe for the taking, some enterprising manufacturer is going to look into filling this niche. Probably someone out of China, or maybe even India if they can get their shit together in time.
- Comment on How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering? 2 weeks ago:
Maybe he was littering by throwing away Top Secret Confidential documents on the floor of the Russian Embassy.
Or maybe he was littering by throwing away a strangely shaped metal spheroid on a public street through a stranger’s chest cavity.
- Comment on Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM? 2 weeks ago:
Thot-on-retainer
- Comment on wisdom 2 weeks ago:
Oof, you lucky dog. Except the last part, but that’s just the difference between being just lucky and being really fucking lucky.
- Comment on ring ring... 3 weeks ago:
Yeah it’s unhygienic as fuck. Be better. Poop directly on top of the shower drain so you can stomp it down with your feet like a gentleman.
- Comment on Love what you do 4 weeks ago:
Who’s gonna pay to watch me jerking off?
- Comment on 50/50 chance this is a shit post 4 weeks ago:
Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.
My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.
- Comment on I've always thought THIS was unfair 4 weeks ago:
Everyone here is a Reddit immigrant whatchumean
- Comment on :3 5 weeks ago:
Eat ass
- Comment on for a better future for ur children 5 weeks ago:
Mosquitoes be fartin?
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 5 weeks ago:
What do the twinks use
- Comment on Its been 84 years 5 weeks ago:
Will it work again if you stop taking the SSRIs?
- Comment on Its been 84 years 5 weeks ago:
What happened to your wee wee?
- Comment on Amazon develops methods for inserting ads onto any flat surface in an existing video 5 weeks ago:
The dogs gonna die anyway, why not fuck it before it gets cold?
Trojan, for all your animal fucking needs.
/s
- Comment on Linus Torvalds on a ridiculous job performance metric at tech companies and the prominent figure responsible for it 1 month ago:
we’ll populate the code for this unit test later
It’s so ridiculous, like an ancient Egyptian slave telling its master that “we will” “take care of it later”
So stupid for an LLM to do
- Comment on Jake Paul's wiki page described him as a professional boxer instead of exhibitionist. 1 month ago:
Holy shit. Didn’t have that on my bingo card. Fuck me, wikipedia too?
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 1 month ago:
Did you see that one where an elephant uses his prehensile dingaling to scratch himself
- Comment on When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"? 1 month ago:
Lucky bastard
- Comment on Truth is way more fucked up than fiction 2 months ago:
Spill the tea on Tom Clancy pls
- Comment on Penguins are incredibly prolific 2 months ago:
They dont even have opposable thumbs, how did they hold their pens
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 2 months ago:
Burning Hole
- Comment on The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle 2 months ago:
Ah yes, the one thing that all 19 year old guys want - their boner data to be made public. I hope the billionaire money is eniugh to properly insulate him or atleast to pay for therapy.
But Lmao at “stand tall, be firm”
- Comment on I would like to meet him, he's probably nice 2 months ago:
Ragnhild sounds like something from german folklore that sneaks into your house at night and torsions all your testicles
- Comment on Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles 2 months ago:
Problem is critical mass for communities that simply won’t happen because of the overall demographics of Lemmy’s userbase - it would make little sense to have a community centered around, say, Facebook or Google products because the common Lemmy user is inclined to dislike either of them.
- Comment on Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled 2 months ago:
It is really worrying how a traditionally lethargic service, banking, is also moving to non-privacy respecting methods. I thought we’d be able to fix this internet panopticon shitshow before banks moved fully to apps.
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 2 months ago:
All crammed into a clown car
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 months ago:
My situation was a dorm room situation I couldn’t get out for a WHOLE FUCKING YEAR. The caretaker didn’t give a shit, all my dorm mates slept with a lighter close by, lighter fluid was traded around like cigarettes and blowies in a jail yard.
We got our revenge on the asshole caretaker though, the bugs managed to infest that guys room too. Unlike us he couldn’t just get up and leave at the end of the year. Fuck that guy.
If I have to travel, I keep my luggage out the door and check the entire fucking room like I’m Brezhnev’s Soviet security detail in the 1973 Washington summit visit. No stone unturned, no corner or edge left unchecked.
Fuck Bedbugs.