I don’t think putting something in a freezer would disinfect it. Stop the microbes from breading while it’s inside, but they start again quickly as soon as it gets out.
A bit rubbery...
Submitted 4 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it’s not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Maybe OP had parasitic worms in his flesh light.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
spaghetti!
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 days ago
It does depend. Some microbes die when being frozen, but generally heat is much more effective (though you probably shouldn’t cook your Fleshlight and use some disinfection sprelay (etc) instead)
sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
True or not this shit killed me
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 days ago
Rip
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 days ago
OOPs pitcture is clearly a photoshopped porkcop. Who even bothers with making this shit.
el_twitto@lemmy.world 4 days ago
How does one expect freezing to disinfect?
PineRune@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Tbf it does. All sushi in the US is required to be frozen first for that reason
Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 4 days ago
That’s only for specific fish parasites. Or else we could just freeze beef, thaw it and eat it raw.
MoonlitSanguine@lemmy.one 4 days ago
I assume that’s for parasites which some can be killed by freezing. Freezing won’t kill bacteria until about -60°C / -80°F
devilish666@lemmy.world 3 days ago
ngn@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
theres vegan meat?
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 days ago
There are a bunch of fake meat products intended for vegans. Fake steaks, fake thanksgiving turkeys. Usually made out of seitan (gluten), tofu, or mung bean proteins. I don’t think any of them resemble fleshlights…
My local pan Asian has had “vegan pork uterus” for ages.
scytale@lemm.ee 4 days ago
How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 4 days ago
They don’t because this is fake.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Hmm, not bad. Bit salty…
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 days ago
None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Especially on a shitposting community? What’s the world coming to?
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The audacity!
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 3 days ago
On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.
Denjin@lemmings.world 3 days ago
Hey! This guys a phony!
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I gotta say, I did laugh though.
FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
How can it be fake if it’s not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that’s as straight as it gets.
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures. Gay: user’s name is Callum.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 3 days ago
If it actually was attempted to be cooked in a skillet, a very, very different outcome and text message would have been shared.
someacnt@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Welp, I am gullible enough to think it might be real
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Hey, what are the chances that’s some actual Pig crotch? Isn’t ham made from cured or dried pork?
edinbruh@feddit.it 3 days ago
Ham is made from the thighs of the pig