A bit rubbery...

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Especially on a shitposting community? What’s the world coming to?

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    • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The audacity!

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    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.

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    • Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey! This guys a phony!

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  • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I gotta say, I did laugh though.

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  • FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How can it be fake if it’s not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that’s as straight as it gets.

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    • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures. Gay: user’s name is Callum.

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  • Tyfud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If it actually was attempted to be cooked in a skillet, a very, very different outcome and text message would have been shared.

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  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey, what are the chances that’s some actual Pig crotch? Isn’t ham made from cured or dried pork?

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    • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ham is made from the thighs of the pig

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  • someacnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Welp, I am gullible enough to think it might be real

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva

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• loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t think putting something in a freezer would disinfect it. Stop the microbes from breading while it’s inside, but they start again quickly as soon as it gets out.

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  • kopasz7@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it’s not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe OP had parasitic worms in his flesh light.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      *googles “how to erase thoughts”

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      spaghetti!

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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It does depend. Some microbes die when being frozen, but generally heat is much more effective (though you probably shouldn’t cook your Fleshlight and use some disinfection sprelay (etc) instead)

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• sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  True or not this shit killed me

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Rip

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• el_twitto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How does one expect freezing to disinfect?

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  • PineRune@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tbf it does. All sushi in the US is required to be frozen first for that reason

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    • Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s only for specific fish parasites. Or else we could just freeze beef, thaw it and eat it raw.

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    • MoonlitSanguine@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I assume that’s for parasites which some can be killed by freezing. Freezing won’t kill bacteria until about -60°C / -80°F

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  OOPs pitcture is clearly a photoshopped porkcop. Who even bothers with making this shit.

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• ngn@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  theres vegan meat?

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There are a bunch of fake meat products intended for vegans. Fake steaks, fake thanksgiving turkeys. Usually made out of seitan (gluten), tofu, or mung bean proteins. I don’t think any of them resemble fleshlights…

    My local pan Asian has had “vegan pork uterus” for ages.

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• scytale@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They don’t because this is fake.

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hmm, not bad. Bit salty…

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