I don’t think putting something in a freezer would disinfect it. Stop the microbes from breading while it’s inside, but they start again quickly as soon as it gets out.
A bit rubbery...
Submitted 5 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it’s not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Maybe OP had parasitic worms in his flesh light.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
spaghetti!
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
It does depend. Some microbes die when being frozen, but generally heat is much more effective (though you probably shouldn’t cook your Fleshlight and use some disinfection sprelay (etc) instead)
sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
True or not this shit killed me
Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
Rip
el_twitto@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
How does one expect freezing to disinfect?
PineRune@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Tbf it does. All sushi in the US is required to be frozen first for that reason
Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s only for specific fish parasites. Or else we could just freeze beef, thaw it and eat it raw.
MoonlitSanguine@lemmy.one 5 weeks ago
I assume that’s for parasites which some can be killed by freezing. Freezing won’t kill bacteria until about -60°C / -80°F
Rooty@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
OOPs pitcture is clearly a photoshopped porkcop. Who even bothers with making this shit.
devilish666@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
ngn@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
theres vegan meat?
andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
There are a bunch of fake meat products intended for vegans. Fake steaks, fake thanksgiving turkeys. Usually made out of seitan (gluten), tofu, or mung bean proteins. I don’t think any of them resemble fleshlights…
My local pan Asian has had “vegan pork uterus” for ages.
scytale@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 5 weeks ago
They don’t because this is fake.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Hmm, not bad. Bit salty…
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
ickplant@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Especially on a shitposting community? What’s the world coming to?
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The audacity!
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.
Denjin@lemmings.world 5 weeks ago
Hey! This guys a phony!
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I gotta say, I did laugh though.
FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
How can it be fake if it’s not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that’s as straight as it gets.
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures. Gay: user’s name is Callum.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If it actually was attempted to be cooked in a skillet, a very, very different outcome and text message would have been shared.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Hey, what are the chances that’s some actual Pig crotch? Isn’t ham made from cured or dried pork?
edinbruh@feddit.it 5 weeks ago
Ham is made from the thighs of the pig
someacnt@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Welp, I am gullible enough to think it might be real
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva