I don’t think putting something in a freezer would disinfect it. Stop the microbes from breading while it’s inside, but they start again quickly as soon as it gets out.
A bit rubbery...
Submitted 3 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it’s not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Maybe OP had parasitic worms in his flesh light.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
spaghetti!
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 months ago
It does depend. Some microbes die when being frozen, but generally heat is much more effective (though you probably shouldn’t cook your Fleshlight and use some disinfection sprelay (etc) instead)
sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
True or not this shit killed me
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Rip
el_twitto@lemmy.world 3 months ago
How does one expect freezing to disinfect?
PineRune@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Tbf it does. All sushi in the US is required to be frozen first for that reason
Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s only for specific fish parasites. Or else we could just freeze beef, thaw it and eat it raw.
MoonlitSanguine@lemmy.one 3 months ago
I assume that’s for parasites which some can be killed by freezing. Freezing won’t kill bacteria until about -60°C / -80°F
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
OOPs pitcture is clearly a photoshopped porkcop. Who even bothers with making this shit.
devilish666@lemmy.world 3 months ago
ngn@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
theres vegan meat?
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There are a bunch of fake meat products intended for vegans. Fake steaks, fake thanksgiving turkeys. Usually made out of seitan (gluten), tofu, or mung bean proteins. I don’t think any of them resemble fleshlights…
My local pan Asian has had “vegan pork uterus” for ages.
scytale@lemm.ee 3 months ago
How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 3 months ago
They don’t because this is fake.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Hmm, not bad. Bit salty…
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 months ago
None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Especially on a shitposting community? What’s the world coming to?
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The audacity!
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 3 months ago
On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.
Denjin@lemmings.world 3 months ago
Hey! This guys a phony!
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I gotta say, I did laugh though.
FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
How can it be fake if it’s not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that’s as straight as it gets.
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures. Gay: user’s name is Callum.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If it actually was attempted to be cooked in a skillet, a very, very different outcome and text message would have been shared.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hey, what are the chances that’s some actual Pig crotch? Isn’t ham made from cured or dried pork?
edinbruh@feddit.it 3 months ago
Ham is made from the thighs of the pig
someacnt@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Welp, I am gullible enough to think it might be real
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva