Rooty
@Rooty@lemmy.world
- Comment on Wrecked 'em 💀 1 day ago:
The best part is that Shitterton is a real village i the UK
- Comment on When they don't feel safe in the water and you are just trying to do the right thing 1 day ago:
Re:re:re:re:fw:LOL
- Comment on Her slumber is now complete. 2 days ago:
I’ll take Michael’s sweet tones over Mariah screeching any day.
- Comment on Black widow life 2 days ago:
Man, that’s a blast from the past.
- Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 2 days ago:
At this point no corpo site is worth the hassle.
- Comment on A little known fact that may describe YOU 2 days ago:
Even during my most hormonal teenage days I did not wank 15 times a day. This is obviously a joke.
- Comment on Progress 3 days ago:
You can vary intensity and vibration types, it isn’t just on/off. And while you can invite randos for shits and giggles, the point is giving control to people you know😈
- Comment on FACTS 3 days ago:
Rubbing my face all over a nice velvety bush before going down is always nice.
- Comment on Progress 4 days ago:
Internet connected buttplugs are great, there’s even a model where you can create an entire chatroom to take control of it 😈
- Comment on thats all 5 days ago:
I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.
- Comment on thats all 5 days ago:
No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
- Comment on bonding 5 days ago:
I had to duck into a slot machine parlor to use the restroom once. The entire place gave of gross vibes and I could not get out fast enough.
- Comment on Can't unsee 6 days ago:
Never mind the 'stache, why does he look like he fell asleep at a party?
- Comment on My AYN Thor 1 week ago:
14 years ago, man.
- Comment on My AYN Thor 1 week ago:
Wait, it runs Android? One one hand ewww, on the other ooo F-droid store!
- Comment on My AYN Thor 1 week ago:
SBC gaming and Emulator handhelds have rekindles my zest for gaming. Mainstream consoles are dull and uninspired monetization machines while PCs are overrun with GPZ fetishists and Steam cultisits.
- Comment on My AYN Thor 1 week ago:
Better lie down for this fact: 3DS is considered retro.
- Comment on My AYN Thor 1 week ago:
Neat! Can it run WiiU games as well?
- Comment on Manic Stew 1 week ago:
ADHD Potato
- Comment on I'm not paying $8 for a pack of Skittles 1 week ago:
It’s ironic, in my area a lot of small theatres had to close or pivot to arthouse cinemas once multiplex cinemas rolled in, but now we have a revival of the same small theatres since multiplexes have become obscenely expensive and are swarmed with obnoxious teenagers.
- Comment on No more Mr. Nice guy 3 weeks ago:
Who hurt you man?
- Comment on No more Mr. Nice guy 3 weeks ago:
Setting up healthy boundaries is ok, yknow?
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 4 weeks ago:
Invasion of the dick snatchers.
The sound of dicks
Dr. Strangedick, Or How I Stopped Worrying and Loved The Dick
Kung Pow- Enter The Dick
- Comment on I volunteer as tribute! 4 weeks ago:
Man I need to watch this movie again. A lot of gag dubs only work on short clips but this full feature film is funny as shit from start to finish.
- Comment on Lead 4 weeks ago:
AI slop is the proper way of honoring this fuckstick.
- Comment on DEI, more like DIED 1 month ago:
Dude really had no redeeming qualities.
- Comment on DEI, more like DIED 1 month ago:
Watching all the fascists weep for this idiot and ask for decorum has been the highlight of my week.
It’s not fun when you’re on the recieving end of political violence, is it not?
- Comment on Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd 1 month ago:
Nooo, we need more respectability politics, surely if we kowtow to fascist harder they will see the error of their ways.
- Comment on Amid Palworld Lawsuit, Nintendo Patents a System for Summoning a Character 1 month ago:
I’m pretty sure SMT has prior art.
- Comment on Only way that you're happy here... 1 month ago:
Drug tests in American workplaces genuinely baffle me. If you’re not operating heavy machinery and can do your job while high, who gives a fuck?