Rooty

@Rooty@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrecked 'em 💀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The best part is that Shitterton is a real village i the UK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When they don't feel safe in the water and you are just trying to do the right thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Re:re:re:re:fw:LOL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Her slumber is now complete.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take Michael’s sweet tones over Mariah screeching any day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black widow life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, that’s a blast from the past.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At this point no corpo site is worth the hassle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A little known fact that may describe YOU⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Even during my most hormonal teenage days I did not wank 15 times a day. This is obviously a joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Progress⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can vary intensity and vibration types, it isn’t just on/off. And while you can invite randos for shits and giggles, the point is giving control to people you know😈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Rubbing my face all over a nice velvety bush before going down is always nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Progress⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Internet connected buttplugs are great, there’s even a model where you can create an entire chatroom to take control of it 😈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bonding⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to duck into a slot machine parlor to use the restroom once. The entire place gave of gross vibes and I could not get out fast enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't unsee⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Never mind the 'stache, why does he look like he fell asleep at a party?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My AYN Thor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  14 years ago, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My AYN Thor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, it runs Android? One one hand ewww, on the other ooo F-droid store!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My AYN Thor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  SBC gaming and Emulator handhelds have rekindles my zest for gaming. Mainstream consoles are dull and uninspired monetization machines while PCs are overrun with GPZ fetishists and Steam cultisits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My AYN Thor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  Better lie down for this fact: 3DS is considered retro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My AYN Thor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Neat! Can it run WiiU games as well?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ADHD Potato

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not paying $8 for a pack of Skittles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s ironic, in my area a lot of small theatres had to close or pivot to arthouse cinemas once multiplex cinemas rolled in, but now we have a revival of the same small theatres since multiplexes have become obscenely expensive and are swarmed with obnoxious teenagers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more Mr. Nice guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who hurt you man?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more Mr. Nice guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Setting up healthy boundaries is ok, yknow?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's a fun game.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Invasion of the dick snatchers.

  The sound of dicks

  Dr. Strangedick, Or How I Stopped Worrying and Loved The Dick

  Kung Pow- Enter The Dick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I volunteer as tribute!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man I need to watch this movie again. A lot of gag dubs only work on short clips but this full feature film is funny as shit from start to finish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI slop is the proper way of honoring this fuckstick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEI, more like DIED⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude really had no redeeming qualities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEI, more like DIED⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Watching all the fascists weep for this idiot and ask for decorum has been the highlight of my week.

  It’s not fun when you’re on the recieving end of political violence, is it not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nooo, we need more respectability politics, surely if we kowtow to fascist harder they will see the error of their ways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amid Palworld Lawsuit, Nintendo Patents a System for Summoning a Character⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure SMT has prior art.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only way that you're happy here...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Drug tests in American workplaces genuinely baffle me. If you’re not operating heavy machinery and can do your job while high, who gives a fuck?