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But Ma Couch!

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Wait a minute…there’s something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!”

      “What was his problem?”

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?”

        “A gay bar.”

        “I’m being serious here, where would he actually go?”

        “I am serious; a gay bar.”

        cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

        “Flamers? Surely someone in there could help.”

        2 seconds later

        “Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!”

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Enjoy your death trap ladies!”

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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    • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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      • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980’s WWF and I’d totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Entry to US denied

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    • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it’s being censored?

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      • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My bad! Here you go, king.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s something not quite right about this place…

    This gay bar doesn’t have a fire exit!

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    • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Have fun in your death trap fellas.

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    • sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Where is that from?

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSLMLHNY4QQ

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      At lesbian board game night, whenever we’re playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        At lesbian board game night

        As all good stories start

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  • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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    • Laser@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably any furniture store

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    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Leather World.

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Aww they’re all such good friends <3

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When you realize only ‘leather world’ might have the sofa you wanted

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  • hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you ask, maybe some of them are willing to be your couch.

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  • SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So many roommates!

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  • loomy@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    don’t give up

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  • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

    El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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  • Zenith@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

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    • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it’s a common bondage harness. There’s effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can’t find one I like that isn’t rediculously expensive.

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      • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But why? Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell, 3 random little straps does not clothing make.

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