Catoblepas

@Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And they mocked me for my WoW subscription 😗⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the terrible reason CDs and DVDs don’t last forever. Curse you, oxidation!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im just a tiny puppy in a big money world.⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I recognize that rock, it’s Levitated Mass at LACMA! Fun piece of art to walk under.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And they mocked me for my WoW subscription 😗⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  *cries in disc rot*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin bee eczema 🤢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punch Time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Translation is as much of an art as writing is.

  Business Idiots: let’s destroy translation jobs with LLMs while preserving none of the skill or context needed! 🤑

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ohio never sleeps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely, Ohio is no myth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A company called Blackdot has built a tattooing robot.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who tf is this product even for? Is there really a big market of people who want a tattoo but are like “ugh, I’d hate for an artist who does this every day to be in control of this process”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you spin me right round baby right round...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Any medical people know what the little symbol with the exclamation mark under the ‘All’ column means?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I really like their highlight functions. But it makes me fucking batty that you can’t do it on mobile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, they have absolutely no idea about nuclear war and apparently no clear sense that we might be some other species, despite not quite having the strokably hairy torsos they enjoy.

  Speak for yourself, my torso hair is luxurious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking news⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, that’s just short for Mrs. James Comey, in the traditional manner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. gov't mulls tariffing devices based on the number of chips used and their estimated value — policy would impact nearly every type of electronic device⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This nightmare determination and implementation of tariff policies is why I bought the best phone I could afford last year. This shit is gonna have to last at least 6 years for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The absolute WORST⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes I put the pill in my mouth with a huge swig of water and it still somehow manages to adhere to the back of my throat. Sometimes I have to actually eat something to get it down. No idea why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking 😋⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That should technically work as well, since sugar also draws water out. It’s also a common tip in those recipes that use quick ‘caramelized’ onions, since it also browns faster than real caramelized onions. If you’re wanting to lower your sugar intake and aren’t worried about upping your salt (no high blood pressure, kidney problems, etc) then salt probably works better for drawing out moisture and getting cooked onions. But if you’re wanting the caramelized onion taste the trade off will be longer saute time to actually caramelize the sugars in the onion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Having spent time in retail, yesing her to death is a legit strategy. You don’t have to agree with her for real, it’s like dealing with a toddler pitching a fit. They are primed for screaming and confrontation and don’t really know how to deal with someone who refuses to ‘play their part’ in the drama. Takes the wind out of their sails and leaves them confused, which is the perfect time to escape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOdodo DODO DOdodo DODO Dodododo DODO DODOOOOO🎶🎵🎶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re essentially Godzilla squab, if they didn’t taste great deep fried I’d be shocked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here. Just a pine cone.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not eat them! 😜

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here. Just a pine cone.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They probably like to eat baby birds, too. They’re a lot more vicious than people give them credit for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ripperonis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The funniest part is the ‘dead’ ants just accept it and stand in the ant graveyard they’re hauled off to until the smell wears off. What else are they gonna do? They’re dead!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get mad, get even⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Was it any cheaper than a regular one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get mad, get even⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once worked at a store that had a microwave that didn’t have a turntable. It wasn’t even the oldest piece of electronic equipment in the place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Got This Right, Right?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it should be about the factors that led to a person murdering another person and not the bystander reactions to a notable event that happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Prehistoric Planet documentary series does it with sauropods, it’s pretty sick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comcast Executives Warn Workers To Not Say The Wrong Thing About Charlie Kirk | 404 Media⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In it, the executives eulogize Kirk, calling him an “advocate for open debate, whose faith was important to him.”

  Open debate is good. Now, never bring up and debate any position held by this man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People with PTSD exist and are on the same internet as you. People browse the internet in public where they don’t want to be flashing around images of dead people.

  Behave like MAGA if you want, I just won’t be the one seeing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Deranged way to respond to someone who asked that a post be flagged as NSFW for people who don’t want see footage of someone being killed. Do you think anyone wouldn’t ask for footage of the school shooting to also be marked NSFW?

  Go hang out in gore communities if the best reason you have to shove images of death in peoples’ faces is “victims also had to see it.” Seeing shit like that regularly is incredibly psychologically damaging, and you have no idea what other people are dealing with when they scroll across something real and violent like this.

  Talk to a therapist if you think shoving these images in the faces of people who don’t want to see it is normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please NSFW this for people who are specifically trying to avoid images of someone getting killed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨best comment under a video about the new iphone 17⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My last phone lasted me 6 years, and would have gone longer if tariffs hadn’t made me antsy about buying a new one before it stopped working. Fingers crossed this one lasts at least that long too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I looked around after hearing about it and several sources confirmed his death not long ago.

  To steal a quote from that Scottish granny commenting on Thatcher’s death: they ought to put a string of garlic around his neck and a stake in his heart to make sure he doesn’t come back.