Catoblepas
@Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
- Comment on #justhomiethings 2 weeks ago:
Only if you hold me while I scream and cry and don’t judge me if I get turned on
- Comment on Be truthful with the "contributions" section 2 weeks ago:
Joke or accidentally not editing out all the coping in the draft?
- Comment on Anon has an epic weekend 2 weeks ago:
According to the figures cited by Wikipedia somewhere between 6% and 26%, maybe, but the latter is real hinky and relies on a study that I can’t even find named or specified as peer reviewed or not (great signs!) in a book that is specifically anti-abortion.
The 6% number is from a real peer reviewed study, though. And apparently the non-rape adoption rate is around 1%.
- Comment on Don't fuck them 2 weeks ago:
If you find his films a bit too much (which is fair), he’s also done a standup show called This Filthy World which you would probably enjoy.
- Comment on Money can be exchanged for goods and services 2 weeks ago:
The place we adopted our cat from sent us home with that exact model of yellow long tailed mouse toy!
- Comment on Putting down roots 5 weeks ago:
Shoutout to Miniminuteman/Milo Rossi, he’s an archaeologist and does a lot of debunking of ancient aliens-esque conspiracy theories, collaborative videos with other archaeologists about their work, and cool educational videos about things I’d never heard of before, like The Great Raft: a unique ecosystem made up of a log-jammed river that existed for ~600 years and supported multiple indigenous societies.
- Comment on Wonder why? 5 weeks ago:
The regime cannot fail, it can only be failed. Those scientists were supposed to do their job of finding evidence for whatever possibly non-metaphorical bug RFK Jr has up his ass on a given day. 🙄
- Comment on Window alignment 5 weeks ago:
We need to find their graves and desecrate them
- Comment on nigri irl 5 weeks ago:
Just like real fairies!
- Comment on What they took from us 1 month ago:
That 9:30 am slot is the real tricky one. Reboot, TMNT, or Batman?
- Comment on It's called fashion, sweaty, look it up 1 month ago:
If it gives you a yardstick to measure by, they spent quite a while insisting ICE List was actually a honeypot and trying to scare the shit out of anyone that has visited the site. This was after mainstream news was always reporting on it.
- Comment on Wake up sheeple 1 month ago:
You aren’t engineered to survive splashdown, the capsule is.
- Comment on Anon teaches you about their culture 1 month ago:
It’s telling that it’s always tikka masala, though, isn’t it?
- Comment on 15 points to microsoft! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Catch 22 vs. Rosenhan 1 month ago:
Call that peer reviewed diagnosis
- Comment on Channel Islands National Park on the chopping block 1 month ago:
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that both are in California. Can’t wait for The Event.
- Comment on how things become science 1 month ago:
Not unless you can find some people that believe Starfleet Academy is a real place and just skip right over all the times the paper literally overtly states it’s made up.
- Comment on Average weeknight 1 month ago:
I’ve never been more adventurous than weed and mushrooms, what happens if you mix k and Xanax? Since they’re both depressants I assume it kills you?
- Comment on What are the most confusing false friends from your language to another that are spelt exactly the same? 1 month ago:
Actual. English: real. Spanish: current
Sensible. English: reasonable. Spanish: sensitive
- Comment on Second and final day of cheesecakeposting. Here. You degenerates. 1 month ago:
Do you know what this is from? The art style looks cool
- Comment on Oracle fired up to 30,000 workers via email after a 95% profit surge. Tech companies are cutting almost 1,000 jobs/day 1 month ago:
They must be cumming buckets once they realized journalists are gormless enough to blindly regurgitate their press releases about how these are AI driven job losses and totally not layoffs due to typical business fuckery.
- Comment on Meanwhile in California 1 month ago:
due to them not attacking Iran when they were in power
Ah yes, before the Strait of Hormuz existed 😂
- Comment on No, I don't know what a rabbit is, nor do I care. 1 month ago:
I wonder at which point ‘where did I leave my eggs?’ becomes a greater evolutionary pressure than ‘I need to hide my eggs’, because I’m assuming cassowaries haven’t had to worry about the latter for a while!
- Comment on Meanwhile in California 1 month ago:
Population of CA: 39 million
- Comment on get zapped, idiot 2 months ago:
I wonder if it would kill them or just shock the absolute shit out of them?
- Comment on Let it out!! 2 months ago:
That’s why once they start they only stop when they die 😊
- Comment on Might as well bring it full circle 2 months ago:
Doctors can probably be bargained with in this scenario if you have the beans to pay.
I’m old enough to remember a republican Senate candidate getting dragged for suggesting this as an alternative to the ACA.
- Comment on Might as well bring it full circle 2 months ago:
Definitely not, it’s bad for the most vulnerable portion of society to not have access to money. You can’t pay rent or a doctor with corn and beans.
- Comment on That's how the world works. 2 months ago:
You should always feel free to grow a garden, but you shouldn’t necessarily expect it to be cheaper than buying food. Especially the first year, if you don’t live in a place where you can just dig up some dirt and chunk seeds in it. Even if you do you should make sure the soil isn’t literally toxic first, especially since it’s common to have a buildup of things like lead or arsenic from now-outlawed fertilizers that can be absorbed by plants.
My grandparents planted maybe half an acre? Of crops for 10 people, and it was supplemental, not a complete replacement. It also takes a lot of work and can go to shit if the weather is bad. You can account for some of this by planting a variety of crops, trying to head off drainage and shade issues before they start, and with supplemental watering. But don’t expect everything to be super productive every year, especially in the age of climate change. My sister had some plants not put out at all last year (peppers).
- Comment on Me with my first edition harry potter 2 months ago:
Mass printed paperbacks aren’t sacred texts. Everyone should feel free to write on them, highlight them, cut them apart, paint on them, and make art with them. Especially books made by a trash bigot.
