get zapped, idiot

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• late_list@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What’s with all the posts subjecting sauropods to hypothetical natural disasters? Lightning strikes, tornadoes, what cataclysms will they be asked to theoretically endure next? A massive asteroid impact, planet wide increase in volcanic activity, a global cooling event triggered by particulate matter in the atmosphere? I mean where does it end?

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  • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    When running out of natural disaster, manmade objects could be next: sauropods hitting a powerline, trying to walk under a bridge that’s too low, being arrested for eating plants of people’s balconies…

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    • NichtElias@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That one scene from Hangover, but instead of a giraffe it’s some sauropod

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    • Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ICE raid on sauropod housing…

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  • Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Excuse me, would you please be so kind to point me in the direction of all these sauropod hypothetical natural disaster posts? Which comm? This is the first I see, but, granted, I’ve been busy lately

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• radix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That never happens to Thor-opods.

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This one was probably pretty Thor afterwards.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  how lightning when not electricity been yet

  not even gorge wash was been there

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just like giraffes, the reason they had their long neck was to reach the foliage of tall trees. They’ve lived in a place full of think taller than them.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pretty sure some or most of the sauropods had long necks to sweep areas without needing to love their bodies as far for each bite, similar to swans and geese and other long necked birds. Some likely did it for height, like the Brachiosaurus, but their body structure is more upright like a giraffe. Diplodicus and others were more horizontal.

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  • eta@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    geraffes are so dumb

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Stupid long horses

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• Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I wonder if it would kill them or just shock the absolute shit out of them?

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Humans can survive lightning so I mean why not, but I’m also interested in the probability.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    2 options, given that they coevolved with tall trees, it’ll likely lives in places with trees taller than them, so they were safe from lightning.

    Another option, is that they frequently got hit if walking in a clearing, and therefore evolved to survive lightning.

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  AI. There were no cameras back then

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  • whelk@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Not even those ones where you hold the tray of flash powder?

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Maybe those, actually. Lemme ask Chatgpt to make sure

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  • MagicShel@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes. All visual artifacts that predate the intention of the camera are AI. This is a well-known phenomenon, and I have an issue of me discussing it with Al Einstein and Ben Franklin.

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Can I get a whole album of these guys getting hit with all kinds of natural disasters? I imagine they would fare well in a flood or tsunami. Their necks would do a rubber pencil during an earthquake.

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• GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  God, smiting dinosaurs one by one: “This is taking forever! There’s got to be a better way…”

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What’s this Digimon.

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s what you get for being tall, longass

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    *neck

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    • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I would point out that they also have long asses.

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• Illogicalbit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There can be only one

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• m532@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Maybe Sauroposeidon had a long trident to channel this power

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Stand back 3 wolf moon, we’ve got two sauropod lightning.

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• Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  For some reason it just hit me how gross long-necks look…

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