Unbecredible

@Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a plot hole⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You could attach the parachute lines to electric motors that could quickly reel the parachute back in.

  And make the parachute semi-rigid like an umbrella so that it folds in a predictable and reversible way.

  And make the anchor point where the lines attach to the motorcycle moveable. When it’s deployed, the anchor point sits at the front of the bike so the chute and lines can pull the bike forward from the front. As the chute is getting close to being fully reeled in, the anchor point swings out on an arm a couple feet to the side of the bike and it gets several feet higher so that the lines and the chute are coming in from directly overhead rather than blocking the riders view.

  These are just my preliminary ideas. Of course the engineering team at GM or Toyota or whoever buys this idea off me will likely want to tighten it up a bit to take into account various locale specific regulations and practical manufacturing considerations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Banished⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  FUCK, was this a Dark Tower spoiler??? I keep meaning to read past the first book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why democrats under Biden administration didn't release Epstein files?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  THIS level of political nuance qualifies as torture? He boiled it down for us into TWO men’s decisions and delivered it in like 300 words.

  Yeah, we’re cooked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kingdom come⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk that food vernacular is necessarily downstream of rigorous taxonomies at all lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The good news is that these things pass, buddy. All things pass, and it’s almost over really. This economy, this president, they won’t last forever. This country, this current set of land masses, this current set of planets. It’s all gonna just…pass. Gonna be just one drop in a lake of space and an ocean of time. Gonna be pressed into a microscopic crease in the fabric of a spacetime already contorted by titanic folds of incomprehensible number and arrangement. Until it can hardly be said to have happened at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the universe about to have a little minty b⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine, instead, a joke. Cause that’s what’s going on here. There’s no chance that this guy is serious and seriously thinks he knows the particulars of how a universal simulation is being implemented.