This whole saga is like Trump found a cursed monkey’s paw and wished that the internet would believe he’s had sex with a consenting adult.
Trump's Big Beautiful Bill
Submitted 13 hours ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 12 hours ago
shittydwarf@piefed.social 12 hours ago
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
I’m really ootl what’s going on?
roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
One of the Epstein emails talks about pics of Trump blowing Bubba and the speculation is that Clinton is Bubba.
markz@suppo.fi 13 hours ago
I sincerely hope that soon no one can say it without thinking about this.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Pretty sure that happens sometime today if it hasn’t already.
altphoto@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
Oh man! Okay, I give up. Okay, here’s the truth, I did not give Bill Clinton a bj! I’m the only person in the world that Bill’s big rock hard shlong has not been into.
apex32@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
schlong
That word reminds me of a bizarre tweet that Trump actually tweeted in 2015:
When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
Hilarious!
CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Omfg amazing. He’s the worst but he’s probably the most unintentionally hilarious person of all time. What a fucking dipshit.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I did not have sexual relations with that long schlong!
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Carry on, reveal more.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
To think, Bill Clinton woke up think this was going to be a normal day of vaguely being linked to the epstein files, and letting a 19 year old take the fall for him.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Bill Clinton is still alive? What’s he up to these days?
RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Dude is the same age as Trump.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Being a creepy old white dude, last I checked.
dumbass@piefed.social 5 hours ago
Probably getting a blowy from Trump.
happydoors@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
His eyes sink into his head at the same rate his fingernails grow.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Grab him by the dick
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
They just let you do it.
j4k3@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Focusing on Trump and Bill is a propaganda distraction.
1984@lemmy.today 23 minutes ago
Social media is propaganda distraction… All of this.
People should turn off their phones and devices but at this point, we cant go back.
j4k3@lemmy.world 13 minutes ago
Ah, most here have been around 1984 when people get to talking and sharing. In socials, we tend to group together in strange unintentional ways like this.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
talking about the released Epstein file emails is a distraction from… the Epstein files…?
j4k3@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
From the rape and pedo stuff – absolutely. The outcome of focusing on Clinton is politically neutralizing and has likely made everything else contained irrelevant background news. It is humiliating to Trump, but not actually politically damaging at all. That is a perfectly calculated distraction to focus the public on by design.
CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
This is a distraction from the new war which is a distraction from the Epstein files which is which iswhichwishjeishsish
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Trump giving anyone a blow job, let alone bill clinton, is hilarious. If the epstein files are worse than this, it’s going to be one hell of a ride if/when they’re released. I bet there’s video of him raping children and possibly pics/video of this. It would explain why they’re fighting like hell to keep these private. The raping of the children will lose the women magas and the “gay stuff” will lose the men magas.
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
They’re already doing the “but she’s 15, at least she was not 5” defence…
They know.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
They will just say ignore it or say it’s AI or some form of excuse
shalafi@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
It is stunning that you people believe the poster boy for narcissistic personality disorder would put himself in a subservient sexual position and that Bill Clinton would not only consent, but want it. All based on a couple of message fragments with no before or after context!
Said that week that I could post pure bullshit on here and as long as it fit the zeitgeist, I’d score upvotes.
zaki_ft@lemmings.world 16 seconds ago
AlDente@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
It’s stunning that you jump to “subservient” at the idea of someone going down on someone else. I know I’m melted pool of “yes please, I’m all yours” when someone is going down on me.
If your a horny hypersexual, and you see a stunning female figure like Bill Clinton in a magestic blue dress and red heels, is it that much of a stretch to think you might get all up in that?
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Wait, whhhhhaaaaa?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
I’d imagine it involves Monica.
Either Lewinsky, or the one from Friends. Could go either way.
Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Nah bro blowjobs are definitely on the more submissive end of the scale of sexual acts. Maybe 10% of the population would disagree and half of THOSE would just be disingenuous attempts to seem more sexually progressive.
slackassassin@piefed.social 7 hours ago
Weird take. Pretty sure the funny thing is just funny so, therefore, shitposts.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
He’s not denying it. Just saying.
Mark Epstein said it was another dude. It was probably another guy named Bubba, but who tf cares. It’s funny as hell.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
I’m guessing Putin set him up with a lady with a penis. I bet the “piss tape” is Trump putting the moves on a pretty lady and then finding her dick. Calling the date ‘Bubba’ is them being in on the joke.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
I need some context, this joke is suddenly everywhere
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
One of the new Epstein texts references “the photos of Trump blowing Bubba,” which people have taken to mean Bill Clinton, as that is Clinton’s nickname.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 12 hours ago
swiper no swiping!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Reaction gif of the day:
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Gleefully stolen, thanks!
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 13 minutes ago
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Don’t ignore the sound 😷
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Let the adaptations begin:
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