markz

@markz@suppo.fi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New "symbolic image compressor" posted in r/computerscience turns out to be AI hallucinated nonsense⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  AI generated

  “recursive symbolic”

  Sounds about right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨facebook ai⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Whadyoumean, the AI connected the dots between eating and restaurants. That’s advanced reasoning!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just noticed this today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone thinks the Deus Ex remaster looks awful and they're right: 'They really turned those 1999 graphics into 2003 graphics'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shiny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If my first kiss was pre-transition and i am now a guy but i always had a guy brain, does that make my first kiss with a "straight" guy gay ?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  did you say no homo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it called linux phone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes it’s doable, but YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TO!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it called linux phone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why Not just fork it

  Astronomically easier said than done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A guide for our friends outside the U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A guide for our friends outside the U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  100 is too much. The sweet spot is somewhere around 80.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who plays like that x_x⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I recently built a tp camera rig for a game and in the process completely lost orientation and somehow converted myself into inverted. Games that I had in progress suddenly felt wrong for a while after that. I think I’m just very aware of the camera now instead of the view.

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  This just feels natural. It’s kinda like not using “natural scrolling” option on a touchpad. Why would you ever want it to move the opposite direction?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Albania appoints AI bot as minister to tackle corruption⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, politicians choose to appoint an LLM as a defense in case of corrupt politicians.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks Kubuntu, I hate it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d think, but there’s always so much jank.

  I’m guessing what happened is that they didn’t have numbering, and then later the people making the slides decided to add the numbers. There might be a ticket for programmatic numbers, but it’d be buried under a thousand other ones that are more important.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh&shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They take forklift safety and procedures very seriously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly, but those foot fetishists with their stinky units seem to think otherwise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If there’s base than 10, it is a power of two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s just not being used to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Infinitely cooler than a “foot”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is a monocle uncomfortable to wear?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always wondered how monocles attach. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that they’re just jammed into one’s eye socket.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔🤔🤔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Direction: fugin outta here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔🤔🤔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But those only give you speed, not velocity!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coinbase CEO explains why he fired engineers who didn’t try AI immediately⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m guessing he only wants yes-men

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ideal car⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  '); DROP TABLE Tickets;–

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Begun the kernel wars have⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All of these companies keep looking for places they can get an inch more. Sometimes it backfires, but other times it succeeds and gets normalized.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Player Spends $32,000 on NBA 2K25 in Just Five Months⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s worse is that despite him spending $32,000, he’s still not obtained all of the best cards in the game.

  This is ok, but balatro is gambling.

  NBA 2K26 also releases on Setpember 5, 2025, which will make all of his purchases pretty useless if he was to move on to the next game.

  bruh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games Where Nothing Happens (SPOILERS for various game plots)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do secret joke endings count? In Hitman 3 you can choose to not kill the last evil guy, which causes you to wake up in the very first game from 2000.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games Where Nothing Happens (SPOILERS for various game plots)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The thing driver san francisco was weird, but I enjoyed it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not today, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, but no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water Snek⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too, but now I want that wavy map projection

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water Snek⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to know what map projection bends a straight line into that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regular issue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The last image: my dna hurts