This mess of a keychain I was handed at work

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• KittyCat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t post pictures of keys online, too easy to make a copy

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  • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    While true generally, you go ahead and lemme know which one of those keys you’re gonna copy and what it’s gonna open.

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    • PetteriPano@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      One of those tags literally have an address and apartment number on them.

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  • FrostyPolicy@suppo.fi ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It even tells where he is and what’s his profession. 🇫🇮

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    • markz@suppo.fi ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And the company. Time to look up buildings managed by Isännöinti- ja tilipalvelu Karjalainen in Orimattila.

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  • woelkchen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t post pictures of keys online, too easy to make a copy

    Or your fingerprints…

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      or lack thereof

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah those are fine what are really personally identifiable are rectal folds

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When someone asks if you’re a god, you say yes!

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• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s more leather on that key ring than there is in most bdsm clubs…

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  • 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most… but not all

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• eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh, fuck that. The first thing I do is pull every single key off of all of those rings, put them all back on one ring and then tag them appropriately.

  I fucking hate shit like that

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  • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The ADHD in me does disorganized shit like this all the time, and it drives the Autism in me crazy.

    I could rock a keychain like this for years, then suddenly I notice, it repulses me, and I have to drop every task to organize my keys right now before I can carry on with my life. Every day I live in a hell of my own creation.

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    • eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Holy shit, maybe I’m autistic

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  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    if this is apartment management they need to be given out individually

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• Pipea@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  People still use those Abloy locks?

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My mom has one from the late eighties on her front door in salty south Florida. Also they have a very nice security through obscurity feature in that disc detainer picks are still fairly rare.

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    • lepinkainen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not just obscurity. It needs a fiddly custom to that’s super easy to break and needs a ton of skill to use.

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  • Iconoclast@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why not? It’s only “bad” compared to newer Abloys.

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    • Pipea@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My parents still have one that’s probably older than I am. I figured it’s just some gimmick lock from back in the day that was marketed as “high security” because of the wierd looking key. They have a thing about this, y’know how some people have to have some kinda edge on the “rest of the plebs”, can’t just be normal and buy a normal lock, no they gotta buy… this thing.

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  • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In Finland? yeah. When I lived in the city I had a safer one, but here in the boons it’s exactly the model above. For the front door.

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  • supermurs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My parents’ still have that, over 40 years old Abloy lock.

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  • markz@suppo.fi ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is there a reason switch?

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    • PetteriPano@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The new model has a cartel agreement not to copy them freely.

      With these you never know how many keys are in rotation after a couple of tenants.

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• Zugyuk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My wife does this with her key ring, using small plushies. It’s larger than her smaller purses now, and she’s aiming to add more.

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  • Cethin@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure she’s just trying to have an excuse to carry around plushies, and that’s fine!

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• BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Had a prior job that handed me dozens of keys to access the different buildings. It was a security measure in case one key gets lost it limits what the “students” can gain access to. The entire campus was essentially one open air prison that had a history of local trouble makers thrown into first before throwing them in jail. It was not a good place to work and honestly I would find it humiliating to have been there voluntarily with how they treated people.

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get abig ring to put them all on, one to rule them all…

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dude one of those really big rings to put all the little rings on probably doesn’t cost more than $2. I’d make the investment just to not have to look at that.

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• Transform2942@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  More like key tumor amirite

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• Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just want to say that censoring like this is useless as it’s very easy to bypass

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  • Iconoclast@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How is it easy to bypass?

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• Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are they all for the same building?

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