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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cannedtuna@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Alatarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Rohan will let it go to voicemail

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Rohan will send it’s most valiant thoughts and prayers.

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  • banazir@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    America stands alone. They know what they did.

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  • Somsphet@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “And no one will answer”

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  • join@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Be prepared to receive the same help they sent Iraq, Vietnam, and South America.

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  • markz@suppo.fi ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Which flavour of the klan is this?

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    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Taco Bell’s about as white as white gets. It’s loose White Castle in a nacho tray sombrero.

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  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can I still get that crunchwrap, or what? Oh, and extra fire sau— actually, you can keep it.

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  • nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “From who?”

    “Itself.”

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  • bedwyr@piefed.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The burger king, from the great plains, saw the beacon, and said, fast food will answer!

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  • username_1@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s the last sign you get from Burger Lord, you puny pineapple-pizza loving infidels! Stop your acid ways or be burned in celestial oven forever!!! Tomato is the most acidic thing that might be put on pizza!!!

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    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fun fact! Tomatoes are a berry. Yo ass has been enjoying fruit as an essential ingredient of pizza for your whole life! Fuck yeah, Science!

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      • username_1@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yes, berry. Not a fruit, though.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They call for burgers!

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Holy shit, I’m about to burst laughing XD

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  • mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do we need to light up all the flock cameras?

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  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And Rohan will Answe- Wait, I have to ACTUALLY go to the USA? And Rohan will send thoughts and prayers…

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