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• Alatarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Rohan will let it go to voicemail

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Rohan will send it’s most valiant thoughts and prayers.

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• banazir@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  America stands alone. They know what they did.

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• Somsphet@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “And no one will answer”

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• join@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Be prepared to receive the same help they sent Iraq, Vietnam, and South America.

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  • AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hurry up already

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• markz@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Which flavour of the klan is this?

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  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Taco Bell’s about as white as white gets. It’s loose White Castle in a nacho tray sombrero.

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• wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Can I still get that crunchwrap, or what? Oh, and extra fire sau— actually, you can keep it.

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• bedwyr@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The burger king, from the great plains, saw the beacon, and said, fast food will answer!

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• username_1@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s the last sign you get from Burger Lord, you puny pineapple-pizza loving infidels! Stop your acid ways or be burned in celestial oven forever!!! Tomato is the most acidic thing that might be put on pizza!!!

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  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fun fact! Tomatoes are a berry. Yo ass has been enjoying fruit as an essential ingredient of pizza for your whole life! Fuck yeah, Science!

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    • username_1@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes, berry. Not a fruit, though.

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• nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “From who?”

  “Itself.”

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They call for burgers!

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• mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Do we need to light up all the flock cameras?

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Holy shit, I’m about to burst laughing XD

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• MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And Rohan will Answe- Wait, I have to ACTUALLY go to the USA? And Rohan will send thoughts and prayers…

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