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- Comment on Never forget 9 hours ago:
- Comment on Quack 3 days ago:
Nope, still an old lady smoking a cigarette. This is driving me nuts
- Comment on Quack 4 days ago:
I honestly can’t see a duck
- Comment on Some of you had healthy childhoods... 4 days ago:
Got to love parents. To this day the oldest item from my childhood of the late 70s is a giant blow mold spider man head bank. I always liked it as a kid and people would visit and put change in it. One day I went to play with it and there was a giant hole cut in the back which looks like it was made with a steak knife and all the money was gone. I was too young to really give a shit but i often wonder where it went. I guess mom needed the $ for something. I always knew life wasn’t shit and most people suck
- Comment on Some of you had healthy childhoods... 4 days ago:
My pops would put it in my hand then grab my arm and put it right where he wanted it …and I didn’t move it one inch from that spot
- Comment on Don't be a coward 4 days ago:
I was getting tires put on and the parking lot was connected to several other businesses one being a large chain jewelry store like Jared or Smythe. So I’m standing out front smoking a cigarette and I see commotion at the jewelry store a few guys jump in a car , it winds through the parking lot at high speed and blows right by me standing on the curb ,out onto a main street and towards the interstate. It was a gold seabring from enterprise with a driver that looked like Troy Polamalu and two guys laying down in the back seat.
It was a fucking heist ! I thought wow that’s cool , finished my cig and sat back in the waiting room . 15 minutes later the pigs show up , I act like I’m reading a magazine and I hear two dudes ( that were preachers at some Baptist church from their conversation i had overheard earlier) point at me and tell the pig " oh he was just outside maybe he saw something ". Pig came over I said “nah , don’t now what your talking about” and kept reading the magazine. The tire store let the pig see their security footage and then he comes back over to me , red faced demanding I tell him what I saw. I just said man I don’t know what the fuck your talking about and wasn’t outside at all since I got there and those two guys were lying. I kept reading the mag and the clown walked away after trying to explain to me how serious the situation was .
Nobody got hurt , they locked a UPS guy and the workers in a vault and took a bunch of jewelry. 6 months later I saw on the news they all got caught, it was an crime ring with pigs from NYC involved in the hyjinx. Glad I never wound up in that court room.
- Comment on Don't be a coward 4 days ago:
I have 5 different varieties of cheez-its at the moment and I will collect more next trip to the store
- Comment on What could it hurt? 4 days ago:
Had some ~6 years old and still blew the door off the hinges. I’ve heard of 30 year old doses still being potent. Dark and dry is the way.
- Comment on What could it hurt? 4 days ago:
👆 this guy LSD’s
- Comment on Its important 4 days ago:
Too much of everything is just enough
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 weeks ago:
Best flag on earth 😁
Worst drivers on earth …most aggressive anyway
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 4 weeks ago:
I knew it , I’m in the state that causes all the havoc!
Every day I start the car I gotta slap my face and look in the mirror and pump myself up
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 4 weeks ago:
Do you live in PA DE VA or WVA by chance
- Comment on Nomenclature 5 weeks ago:
Birb’s aren’t real
- Comment on no shit 1 month ago:
That’s cra
- Comment on You are allowed flavor 1 month ago:
I can mow down a whole bowl of radishes
- Comment on You are allowed flavor 1 month ago:
I have eaten cheese like an apple
- Comment on You are allowed flavor 1 month ago:
OK, its delicious, I love to take a bite of onion like it’s an apple and it tastes great!
- Comment on You are allowed flavor 1 month ago:
I like cheese ,onions and bread. But I’m not in to eating an onion sliced like that, it’s insane .
- Comment on Fuck fuck fuck 2 months ago:
It is the way
- Comment on Fuck fuck fuck 2 months ago:
😁
I’m not much for the small talk either. It’s like yeah I saw you over there and I don’t think I’ve seen you since high school, I didn’t much care for you then so why on earth would I want to see how things have been. Leave me alone
- Comment on Fuck fuck fuck 2 months ago:
Hey its you !!!
- Comment on Fuck fuck fuck 2 months ago:
Not a chance. I’ve gotten so good at not even flinching when I hear my name called and just walk away like they are calling someone else. For me to acknowledge a random idiot they need to catch me really fucking up and come at me straight on but I keep a vigilant eye on any movement and can usually evade their time wasting advances.
- Comment on Why isint lemmy more popular? 2 months ago:
Is that a community here or a separate site?
- Comment on Why isint lemmy more popular? 2 months ago:
Everyone should listen to Motorhead …and Hawkwind🤙
- Comment on Why isint lemmy more popular? 2 months ago:
They look like some fine K9’s! 🙂
- Comment on Why isint lemmy more popular? 3 months ago:
I don’t know a single person that knows it exists other than a few that ive tried to get interested. I have told a few friends that use reddit but they just don’t get it.
I started lemmy a few months ago, stopped using reddit completely a few weeks ago and I don’t miss it other than all the dog posts…more people need to post pics of their doggos on here !!!
- Comment on well I take the gremlin 3 months ago:
I feel like I might be upper left ,middle and lower right …Definitely lower right but somehow quite responsible
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 4 months ago:
With your mouth
- Comment on The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge 4 months ago:
Dave , Daaaave . You’ve had too much ice cream tonight Dave. Eat some vegetables Dave, they are good for you