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Strange are afoot at the Walter Reed

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨green_goglin@thelemmy.club⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    zAKyRQawk3GfBKV.jpg

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Inshallah, there we be a fatwa against every existing ‘Live Laugh Love’ piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.

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  • CobblerScholar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I’ve just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost

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    • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.

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      • thal3s@sh.itjust.works ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        It’ll be the craziest day any of us have ever lived.

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      • bort@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        iirc his VP want to summon jesus via armageddon

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    It’s scary he doesn’t care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      His base doesn’t care, in fact they love it, every murdered brown person is a victory in their eyes. And this is the true face of Western culture, the one that murdered and pillaged around the world, extracting resources and living comfortably thanks to their sins. Trump is just the most “honest” leader of this camp, at least in recent memory.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Oh my fucking god.

    He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller’d.

    There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.

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  • ryan213@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I’m surprised he used the correct “Strait.” You guys sure it’s him??

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  • AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    What are we even doing, man…

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      ‘having a normal one’

      …but with this most expensive and dangerous set of toys that have ever existed.

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  • TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait, this is real?! Holy shit, he’s gone off the deep end.

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    • webp@mander.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      He’s in one of those oceanic trenches where we can’t see what’s inside it’s so deep

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    • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Confirmed real

      theguardian.com/…/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-is…

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    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’s been off the deep end for years

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      • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Of course, but this is a different voice than we are used to.

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    • X@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀 always has been

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  • EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I can predict one of his next posts:

    SINCE FIVE FORTY-FIVE, WE’RE NOW SHOOTING BACK!!1

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  • mr_eckneim@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cant tell if shitpost or real anymore

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    • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Ain’t that the Honest to allah truth

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  • 13igTyme@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Allah just means god. Not the first time he’s pretended to praise God.

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    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      How much you wanna bet he doesn’t know that

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      • logi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        I’d bet a Euro, just for the hell of it. But obviously I’d lose that Euro.

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  • aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    They did open the strait though, just to anyone who will pay a $2 million bribe in not USD.

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Any country that dislikes the toll can just get it reimbursed by the American government. 🤷

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  • GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Didn’t he say the high oil prices are no problem because other nations suffer more?

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    • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      That is his base, they’ll slam the door on their balls if you convince them someone else suffers more

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        I mean we literally had people losing fingers to Elon’s ‘obstruction detecting’ frunks in the cybertruck, this basically isn’t even hyperbole.

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    • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It even said that it was going to leave the region in two weeks max (time needed to win the war, again) not minding if the strait was open or not by the time.

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  • chunes@lemmy.world ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Two days in a row now, he wants us to know that powers of hell are at his fingertips.

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    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      You know he wants to nuke somebody.

      Probably has since he was a wee little boy, long before he was a wee little man.

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  • robomuffin79@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Good Lord. Had to go to his account to check this was real

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    • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And? I dont want to go to his account

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      • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s real.

        Loads of places are reporting it

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      • harcesz@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        truthsocial.com/…/116351998782539414

        yup.

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      • X@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Checked his lies incel post, it’s real.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aww poor Donnie doing a hissy fit.

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