I’ve just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost
Strange are afoot at the Walter Reed
Submitted 2 months ago by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to [deleted]
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CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.
thal3s@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’ll be the craziest day any of us have ever lived.
imvii@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’m going to celebrate it every year and call it “no kings day”
bort@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
iirc his VP want to summon jesus via armageddon
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Except this is real, not photoshop. theguardian.com/…/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-is…
TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait, this is real?! Holy shit, he’s gone off the deep end.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
He’s been off the deep end for years
418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Of course, but this is a different voice than we are used to.
cornshark@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why would he be off the deep end?? The kids stay in the shallow end
X@piefed.world 2 months ago
🌍🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀 always has been
webp@mander.xyz 2 months ago
He’s in one of those oceanic trenches where we can’t see what’s inside it’s so deep
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What the fuck it’s real
mr_eckneim@feddit.org 2 months ago
Cant tell if shitpost or real anymore
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Ain’t that the Honest to allah truth
MostRegularPeople@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Neither did I. I looked it up. I thought it was fake. Horrifyingly, it is not.
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 months ago
All trumps posts are shit posts. Though, I would not be surprised if he literally tries to nuke Iran.
Cataphract@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I guarantee you he has tried to nuke Iran multiple times already. The brass keeps turning him down (which is why Hogsack has such freewill to fuck up the military command structure) and his handlers don’t want the bad PR of trying to nuke. Not that his base would mind, but even being denied to nuke would make him look weak and some people might cross the aisle at that point.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president…
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Maybe he was dictating?
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Have you ever read any of his transcripts?
AdamBomb@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, this doesn’t have that “I had a stroke” energy of a genuine DJT xcretion
Tja@programming.dev 2 months ago
Maybe that is the sign, that he uses normal spelling.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I am pretty sure this account is managed by Stephen Miller
eah@programming.dev 2 months ago
I guess your sense of correct grammar is different from mine. “Fuckin’ Strait” isn’t a proper noun.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’m not saying it’s completely correct but just suspiciously better than usual. Like, a student that always gets Ds and Fs getting a B-
brillotti@lemmy.world 2 months ago
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Orange man convinced MAGA that Russia is our friend, let’s get him to get MAGA to “Praise be to Allah”.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The level of sheer lunacy it takes to see Russia everywhere is impressive.
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Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Jesus, I was sure this was a joke…
America - have a word. Cheers.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 months ago
robomuffin79@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good Lord. Had to go to his account to check this was real
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
And? I dont want to go to his account
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It’s real.
Loads of places are reporting it
harcesz@szmer.info 2 months ago
EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
This doesn’t read anything like what he writes. Not enough all-caps words for a start. And praise be to Allah? No way he’d say THAT.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still…It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.bender223@lemmy.today 2 months ago
and he didn’t end it with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”
Avicenna@programming.dev 2 months ago
In his mentally undeveloped man child head, that is mockery by immitation.
EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Hmm, good point.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Oh my fucking god.
He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller’d.
There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is what he says on Easter…
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It’s scary he doesn’t care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Criminals are very confident until they end up in a (Dutch) courtroom.
Krono@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I would be a confident criminal too, if the most powerful army in the world pledged to invade as a response to any criminal charges against me.
Hague Invasion Act - Wikipedia
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Or in an (Italian) lake house.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Hague or bust.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
His base doesn’t care, in fact they love it, every murdered brown person is a victory in their eyes. And this is the true face of Western culture, the one that murdered and pillaged around the world, extracting resources and living comfortably thanks to their sins. Trump is just the most “honest” leader of this camp, at least in recent memory.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Imagine if you showed this to someone in ~2009.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“You know those what-if stories about the US going full Nazi? Yeah, that happens.”
redsand@infosec.pub 2 months ago
He did a press conference at the white house with eyes red as the devil’s dick today
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dumbass doesn’t even realize he supposed to put it in his mouth lol.
cornshark@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe he’s been crying because the other kids won’t play his game his way
ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’m surprised he used the correct “Strait.” You guys sure it’s him??
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Can’t be because he’s dead.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
As much as I hope this is true, with quality of the medical professionals around, him I fear this moron will be a brain in a jar before we’re rid of him.
8oow3291d@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Apart from the lack of misspellings, it is a very Trump post. Does this mean that Trump is not dead?
miniinstance@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Keep Allah’s name out of your mouth Satan
13igTyme@piefed.social 2 months ago
Allah just means god. Not the first time he’s pretended to praise God.
GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Didn’t he say the high oil prices are no problem because other nations suffer more?
greygore@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s been promising infrastructure day for a decade now… nobody thought that’s what he meant.
CaffeinatedCubits@programming.dev 2 months ago
An I the only one that thinks that Trump did not type this?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Just coming out of Anesthesia?
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Pedo crying on the internet lmao.
bender223@lemmy.today 2 months ago
oh shit, this is unedited? 🤣
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 2 months ago
What are we even doing, man…
grapefruittrouble@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
he’s crashing out so bad. the worst we’ve ever seen from him!
Yeller_king@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I’m torn. I wanna go ahead and start chilling my champagne but don’t wanna jinx it
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 months ago
Thank you Americans for making this asshole president again.
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 2 months ago
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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Inshallah, there we be a fatwa against every existing ‘Live Laugh Love’ piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
My friends have a die, cry, hate on their wall
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
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frunch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank you for your attention to this matter 🙏
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 2 months ago
Thank you for your attention to this rant
jackintosh@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Praise be
4am@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
youtu.be/fJ0kYxFPM5Q lol