I’ve just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost
Strange are afoot at the Walter Reed
Submitted 2 weeks ago by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to [deleted]
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CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.
thal3s@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It’ll be the craziest day any of us have ever lived.
imvii@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’m going to celebrate it every year and call it “no kings day”
bort@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
iirc his VP want to summon jesus via armageddon
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Except this is real, not photoshop. theguardian.com/…/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-is…
TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait, this is real?! Holy shit, he’s gone off the deep end.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He’s been off the deep end for years
418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Of course, but this is a different voice than we are used to.
cornshark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why would he be off the deep end?? The kids stay in the shallow end
X@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
🌍🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀 always has been
webp@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
He’s in one of those oceanic trenches where we can’t see what’s inside it’s so deep
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What the fuck it’s real
mr_eckneim@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Cant tell if shitpost or real anymore
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Ain’t that the Honest to allah truth
MostRegularPeople@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Neither did I. I looked it up. I thought it was fake. Horrifyingly, it is not.
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
All trumps posts are shit posts. Though, I would not be surprised if he literally tries to nuke Iran.
Cataphract@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I guarantee you he has tried to nuke Iran multiple times already. The brass keeps turning him down (which is why Hogsack has such freewill to fuck up the military command structure) and his handlers don’t want the bad PR of trying to nuke. Not that his base would mind, but even being denied to nuke would make him look weak and some people might cross the aisle at that point.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president…
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Maybe he was dictating?
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Have you ever read any of his transcripts?
AdamBomb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, this doesn’t have that “I had a stroke” energy of a genuine DJT xcretion
Tja@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Maybe that is the sign, that he uses normal spelling.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I am pretty sure this account is managed by Stephen Miller
eah@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I guess your sense of correct grammar is different from mine. “Fuckin’ Strait” isn’t a proper noun.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’m not saying it’s completely correct but just suspiciously better than usual. Like, a student that always gets Ds and Fs getting a B-
brillotti@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Orange man convinced MAGA that Russia is our friend, let’s get him to get MAGA to “Praise be to Allah”.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
The level of sheer lunacy it takes to see Russia everywhere is impressive.
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Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Jesus, I was sure this was a joke…
America - have a word. Cheers.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
robomuffin79@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Good Lord. Had to go to his account to check this was real
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
And? I dont want to go to his account
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It’s real.
Loads of places are reporting it
harcesz@szmer.info 2 weeks ago
EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
This doesn’t read anything like what he writes. Not enough all-caps words for a start. And praise be to Allah? No way he’d say THAT.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still…It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.bender223@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
and he didn’t end it with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”
Avicenna@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
In his mentally undeveloped man child head, that is mockery by immitation.
EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Hmm, good point.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Oh my fucking god.
He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller’d.
There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is what he says on Easter…
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It’s scary he doesn’t care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Criminals are very confident until they end up in a (Dutch) courtroom.
Krono@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I would be a confident criminal too, if the most powerful army in the world pledged to invade as a response to any criminal charges against me.
Hague Invasion Act - Wikipedia
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Or in an (Italian) lake house.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Hague or bust.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
His base doesn’t care, in fact they love it, every murdered brown person is a victory in their eyes. And this is the true face of Western culture, the one that murdered and pillaged around the world, extracting resources and living comfortably thanks to their sins. Trump is just the most “honest” leader of this camp, at least in recent memory.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Imagine if you showed this to someone in ~2009.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“You know those what-if stories about the US going full Nazi? Yeah, that happens.”
redsand@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
He did a press conference at the white house with eyes red as the devil’s dick today
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dumbass doesn’t even realize he supposed to put it in his mouth lol.
cornshark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe he’s been crying because the other kids won’t play his game his way
ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’m surprised he used the correct “Strait.” You guys sure it’s him??
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Can’t be because he’s dead.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
As much as I hope this is true, with quality of the medical professionals around, him I fear this moron will be a brain in a jar before we’re rid of him.
8oow3291d@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
Apart from the lack of misspellings, it is a very Trump post. Does this mean that Trump is not dead?
miniinstance@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Keep Allah’s name out of your mouth Satan
13igTyme@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Allah just means god. Not the first time he’s pretended to praise God.
GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Didn’t he say the high oil prices are no problem because other nations suffer more?
greygore@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He’s been promising infrastructure day for a decade now… nobody thought that’s what he meant.
CaffeinatedCubits@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
An I the only one that thinks that Trump did not type this?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Just coming out of Anesthesia?
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Pedo crying on the internet lmao.
bender223@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
oh shit, this is unedited? 🤣
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
What are we even doing, man…
grapefruittrouble@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
he’s crashing out so bad. the worst we’ve ever seen from him!
Yeller_king@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
I’m torn. I wanna go ahead and start chilling my champagne but don’t wanna jinx it
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you Americans for making this asshole president again.
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Inshallah, there we be a fatwa against every existing ‘Live Laugh Love’ piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
My friends have a die, cry, hate on their wall
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
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frunch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you for your attention to this matter 🙏
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
Thank you for your attention to this rant
jackintosh@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Praise be
4am@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
youtu.be/fJ0kYxFPM5Q lol