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- Comment on Manic Stew 4 weeks ago:
[Decision] Paralysis Parfait
- Comment on just one more bro 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on just one more bro 5 weeks ago:
I asked ChatGPT what would happen. Here you go:
If every atom in the universe suddenly gained one extra electron, the result would be instant, universe-ending chaos — in less than a nanosecond. Here’s why:
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1. Universal Negative Charge Imbalance
Right now, matter is electrically neutral — the positive charges in nuclei balance the negative charges of electrons. Adding one electron to every atom makes every single atom negatively charged. The universe instantly becomes dominated by repulsive electrostatic forces.
Coulomb’s law tells us electric forces are ~10³⁶ times stronger than gravity. That means: • Atoms would violently repel each other. • Molecules couldn’t hold together. • Planets, stars, and galaxies — all held together by gravity — would be ripped apart by overwhelming electrostatic repulsion.
Within moments, all normal matter disintegrates into a plasma of electrons and nuclei being hurled away from each other.
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2. Collapse of Atomic and Molecular Structure
Each atom now has one more electron than its nucleus can bind: • The extra electron would either occupy a weakly bound outer orbital or be completely unbound. • Chemical bonds depend on balanced electron sharing — those would fail instantly. • Solids, liquids, and gases all cease to exist in recognizable form.
Essentially, chemistry ends. There’s no more “matter” in the familiar sense — just a roiling cloud of charged particles.
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3. Energy Release on an Unimaginable Scale
The addition of an electron to every atom requires — or releases — colossal energy, depending on the element and context: • Ionization energies and electron affinities differ between atoms. • You’re effectively forcing a global-scale electron capture reaction.
But the real kicker is that the sudden Coulomb repulsion between everything would dwarf any nuclear explosion imaginable. The entire universe’s matter would “explode” outward — far beyond the speed of galactic escape velocities — powered by the electrostatic potential energy now released.
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4. No Stable Matter, No Light, No Universe
With matter annihilated into a universal electron-ion plasma: • Photons would scatter off free charges (via Thomson scattering). • The universe would become completely opaque. • Eventually, as it expands and cools, you might end up with diffuse clouds of charged particles, but never stable atoms again.
You’d basically reset the universe to something like an ultra-energetic pre-recombination plasma — except with the wrong charge balance and no chance of re-neutralizing.
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In short:
Adding one extra electron to every atom would: • Destroy all atomic and molecular structure. • Overwhelm gravity entirely. • Convert the universe into a high-energy, negatively charged plasma. • Likely erase all physical structures — stars, planets, life, everything — in an instant.
It’s not a slow catastrophe; it’s an immediate, total one.
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Would you like me to estimate the total electrostatic potential energy released by this imbalance across, say, one cubic meter of matter (to get a quantitative feel for how bad this gets)?
- Comment on So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A 5 weeks ago:
North Carolina’s finest.
- Comment on So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A 5 weeks ago:
And toxic.
- Comment on Lasagnaius 5 weeks ago:
Clitius. It actually sounds right.
- Comment on Any swifties here to verify this? 5 weeks ago:
It’s pretty bad. It genuinely sounds like it was written by AI.
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 1 month ago:
You just made me remember that book that came out in his first term reassuring everyone that there were “adults in the room” protecting us from certain doom.
What a crock of shit that turned out to be.
- Comment on Lead 1 month ago:
My dumb brain interpreted “lying about” in the sense of “with” or “around” and I was momentarily confused by the thought of CK lying with his head resting on a trans person’s chest. I need to get off the internet.
- Comment on PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG 1 month ago:
New conspiracy theory: Tylenol actually does cause autism. But China figured out that autism is the key to a better society and they are pushing RFK to ban it so that we remain self-destructive neurotypicals.
- Comment on Why people say they have a "boy cat" or a "girl cat" but when the cat grows up, they don't call is a "man cat" or "woman cat"? 2 months ago:
I inherited it from my grandfather 12 years ago.
- Comment on Why people say they have a "boy cat" or a "girl cat" but when the cat grows up, they don't call is a "man cat" or "woman cat"? 2 months ago:
I have a dead cat. 🤷♂️
- Comment on PARTY TIME 2 months ago:
Same. We threw a big college party and made “trashcan punch”. A couple hundred dollars worth of fruit, several big containers of koolaid, everclear, and a garden hose. Everyone was wasted and we still had to pour out over half down the sewer drain the day. Worth it.
- Comment on Some heroes don’t wear capes 3 months ago:
Within days of Maxwell’s complaint, Batman – a career criminal convicted of being a prohibited person in possession of a firearm – was moved to a different cube.
Epstein’s madam didn’t fare much better with her replacement, however, as the newcomer quickly kicked off about avid jogger Maxwell failing to take showers and stinking out their cramped living quarters with her sweaty sneakers.
Maxwell would come straight off the running track and not wash. It’s something you often see with sex offenders, they are worried about being attacked in the shower,’ added our source.
Eventually they had a huge argument – this time over a clothes hanger – and it got so heated that the new bunkie threatened to beat Max with a padlock.
Of course, Max complained, and this girl was also removed. Max seems to think she will eventually get a cube all to herself if she keeps stirring up trouble.’
DailyMail.com revealed last month that Maxwell earned her 'prison Karen’moniker because of the 400-plus petty complaints she has lodged while behind bars.
- Comment on One Angry Man 3 months ago:
Ah hell. Thanks for telling me. I hadn’t checked the formatting after posting. Added line breaks.
- Comment on One Angry Man 3 months ago:
First Sense Fantastic one Man in black
TV shows are fun too
Game of throne Soprano Slow horse Reno 1
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 3 months ago:
Direct link to the comment explaining it.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 4 months ago:
Fuck. It’s 2am and I’m so high. Why did I have to read this‽
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 4 months ago:
Oh fuck off.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 4 months ago:
I’m not blowing smoke here … that’s great writing. It works well if you imagine voice growing frantic and speaking faster as it goes.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 4 months ago:
You monster
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 4 months ago:
True (and happy cake day) but the star looks most like an A to me, which I think is why I write it the same way.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 4 months ago:
I think of a capital A, which is why I’m in the 4135 camp.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 4 months ago:
I think we are in a teeny tiny minority.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 4 months ago:
Out of curiosity, how do you write a capital letter A?
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 4 months ago:
Do you write a capital A starting at the top?
- Comment on Always there 4 months ago:
You forgot “Sticks and Stones” which is the better title for WWIV
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 5 months ago:
- Comment on It's bad man 5 months ago:
I think I just took longer to mature. At 28 I was still working on my temper and impulse control.
- Comment on 7 for me 5 months ago:
