418_im_a_teapot
@418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Why people say they have a "boy cat" or a "girl cat" but when the cat grows up, they don't call is a "man cat" or "woman cat"? 1 week ago:
I inherited it from my grandfather 12 years ago.
- Comment on Why people say they have a "boy cat" or a "girl cat" but when the cat grows up, they don't call is a "man cat" or "woman cat"? 2 weeks ago:
I have a dead cat. 🤷♂️
- Comment on PARTY TIME 2 weeks ago:
Same. We threw a big college party and made “trashcan punch”. A couple hundred dollars worth of fruit, several big containers of koolaid, everclear, and a garden hose. Everyone was wasted and we still had to pour out over half down the sewer drain the day. Worth it.
- Comment on Some heroes don’t wear capes 2 weeks ago:
Within days of Maxwell’s complaint, Batman – a career criminal convicted of being a prohibited person in possession of a firearm – was moved to a different cube.
Epstein’s madam didn’t fare much better with her replacement, however, as the newcomer quickly kicked off about avid jogger Maxwell failing to take showers and stinking out their cramped living quarters with her sweaty sneakers.
Maxwell would come straight off the running track and not wash. It’s something you often see with sex offenders, they are worried about being attacked in the shower,’ added our source.
Eventually they had a huge argument – this time over a clothes hanger – and it got so heated that the new bunkie threatened to beat Max with a padlock.
Of course, Max complained, and this girl was also removed. Max seems to think she will eventually get a cube all to herself if she keeps stirring up trouble.’
DailyMail.com revealed last month that Maxwell earned her 'prison Karen’moniker because of the 400-plus petty complaints she has lodged while behind bars.
- Comment on One Angry Man 3 weeks ago:
Ah hell. Thanks for telling me. I hadn’t checked the formatting after posting. Added line breaks.
- Comment on One Angry Man 3 weeks ago:
First Sense Fantastic one Man in black
TV shows are fun too
Game of throne Soprano Slow horse Reno 1
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 4 weeks ago:
Direct link to the comment explaining it.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 month ago:
Fuck. It’s 2am and I’m so high. Why did I have to read this‽
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 month ago:
Oh fuck off.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 month ago:
I’m not blowing smoke here … that’s great writing. It works well if you imagine voice growing frantic and speaking faster as it goes.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
You monster
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
True (and happy cake day) but the star looks most like an A to me, which I think is why I write it the same way.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
I think of a capital A, which is why I’m in the 4135 camp.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
I think we are in a teeny tiny minority.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
Out of curiosity, how do you write a capital letter A?
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
Do you write a capital A starting at the top?
- Comment on Always there 2 months ago:
You forgot “Sticks and Stones” which is the better title for WWIV
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 2 months ago:
- Comment on It's bad man 3 months ago:
I think I just took longer to mature. At 28 I was still working on my temper and impulse control.
- Comment on 7 for me 3 months ago:
- Comment on It's bad man 3 months ago:
I have a family that lives an adventurous life with me. They don’t hold me back. Kids are so malleable. They don’t hold you back unless that’s the life you create (obvious exceptions for special needs kids may apply).
And “recklessness” is part of my youth I was happy to leave behind.
- Comment on It's bad man 3 months ago:
~ 35 is definitely golden era … at least for men. Old enough to be in control of your body and emotions, but still young enough to have spontaneous energy.
- Comment on 7 for me 3 months ago:
16-21. As long as there’s no top. I will get so twisted up and then it feels claustrophobic.
- Comment on Thats fair 3 months ago:
Fuck. I felt seen/attacked by that on both counts.
- Comment on Do it 4 months ago:
Get down in my ass. (Nas)
- Comment on Which actor did not have a single bad film? 4 months ago:
What do you mean? They were both acquitted of their crimes.
- Comment on Which actor did not have a single bad film? 4 months ago:
Prime example: Oscar (1991)
It got bad reviews (I loved it) but Curry’s performance was amazing.
