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Doom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
lauha@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Humans are red so why not?
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Speak for yourself. I’m more mayonnaise colored
OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yeah, but you cannot convince me that watermellons are not red.
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That’s a different variety than my local grocers. Stores near me, the papery outside it brown the red flesh you see there is dark purple for us.
gergolippai@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
in hungarian it’s purple onion, you just choose the wrong language :)
webp@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
At least we aren’t hungary all the time
gergolippai@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
in portuguese too
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
why do we call green grapes white
zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or purple grapes red?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Grapes don’t make wine, silly. They’re inert.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Table grapes have learned from the chameleon.
anewfox@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
when i say “red grapes,” i’m always referring to the ones that are actually red because they have the most satisfying snap when you eat them.
hanke@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
Who calls green grapes white…?
Never heard that happen
zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Might be different in other languages, but English usually divides grapes into red and white for color.
But I guess another question is why they call it white wine when it’s more yellow.
anewfox@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
two examples: white wine, white grape juice. both are very common.
JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Never heard about green grapes. Here in Germany they are called “white grapes” and EN-Wikipedia is also calling them that in english. We are also talking it “white wine” and so on.
Tiral@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So, this is kinda weird, but general colors didn’t have names for a long time. Like in Greek texts by Homer he describes the water color as dark wine color because the name “blue” wasn’t a word. So it’s possible when they named a “red onion” purple wasn’t a color and considered a shade of red.
Also as others have said purple was the color of royalty and they didn’t want an association.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
It’s kind of wild when you learn that words for blue are relatively new in human language.
Seleni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In Japanese it’s the reverse; ‘blue’ is used for blue and green; designating green as the different color is relatively recent for them
koella@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I started thinking that it kind of makes sense as blue is not a common naturally occurring color and then I remembered the sky.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cant have pesants eating royal onion now can we?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Because the dry outer skin is a rich red colour
Mountainaire@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
… No? It’s still typically a shade of purple…
poipoiuleon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In Spanish we actually call them “cebolla morada” that means purple onion :D
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 weeks ago
I’m bilingual and I always forget which language calls it which, so I get confused looks from everyone.
poipoiuleon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
JAJAJJAJAJAJJA yep it has happened to me
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
It refers to the communism of the onions
MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Like ogres?
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We’re all pink on the inside
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
We call them purple in Spanish… English has brain damage as per usual.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That’s weird, I would have thought you’d call them morado in Spanish.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
According to someone up thread, it’s morada, so I’m guessing onions are female in Spanish?
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What really gets me is that the compounds responsible for this hue in food are called “anthocyanins” which means “blue flower.” I can’t even.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It wanted to be associated with the proletariat not the ruling class.
kamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There’s a joke in Bulgarian somewhat related to that. What’s commonly referred to as a prune plum we call something that roughly translates to “blue plum”. The joke goes something like this:
– Dad, what’s this?
– It’s a blue plum.
– Why is it red?
– Because it’s green.
Language is weird, but it’s ironic that our use of it makes it so.
atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jess and Rob on Words Unraveled talk about color word origins, and their discussion is illuminating about the cultural variance in perception of color. Now I am at peace with all the seemingly weird color names for things.
For a quicker tour, Vox talks about the order that languages fill in color words as cultures begin to refine their distinction.
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’ve always hated the “blue, indigo, violet” end of the English words for the rainbow. I only recently found out that the 7 colours of the rainbow in English is especially BS.
At the beginning of Newton’s time, there were thought to be 5 colours in the rainbow: red, yellow, green, blue and violet. Newton added Orange and Indigo because he thought (for spiritual reasons) there should be 7 colours. There were 7 days of the week, 7 planets (known at that time), 7 notes in the (western) musical scale, etc.
But, Newton’s blue isn’t our blue today. For newton, the colour “blue” is what we currently call “cyan”, so the 7 colours of the rainbow were really red, orange, yellow, green, cyan (blue), blue (indigo) and violet. That makes a lot more sense.
But, there really could be arbitrarily many colours in the rainbow. We could have “rust” as a colour, in between red and orange, or “gold” in between orange and yellow. We could even have a spectrum that didn’t include “green” but included “lime” which is between today’s yellow and green, and cyan on the other side, and no “green” at all.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
McCarthyism
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
What does that make yellow onions?
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I could tell you, but then I would sound racist
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you hold a yellow onion and a white onion side by side, it’s actually yellow(ish)
CubitOom@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
I’m crying
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I spent way too much time sitting in the backseat looking out the window on long family drives wondering why the fuck they kept referring to the orange cheddar cheese as “yellow” cheese. Still kind of annoys me today after decades of getting older and settling down a bit.
Seleni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because ‘orange’ was covered by the word ‘yellow’ until that pesky fruit made it to England and became fashionable.
Speiser0@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
The inside is purple, but the outside is red, especially if it’s dry.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Same reason they call the tree a “Redbud tree.”
Barely literate settlers were colonizing and writing home about the beautiful
PuplePrulePurlpleLavendaarRed-Bud Trees.its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I’ve found the color in a things name usually points to what color dye you can extract from it.
killingspark@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Wait till they find out that some cultures didn’t have separate words for green and blue
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Calm down… calm down… Perhaps consider putting the onions aside and trying a nice parsnip.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because purple isn’t a colour
It’s the absence of colour your brain cannot interpret so it makes a purple.
Ironrod@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I doubt whoever named it knew that though
Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Purple is just an up jump red aimed at royalty
weps@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
An orange is about the only thing correctly named
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Blueberry 🫐
Am I a fucking joke to you?
Ledivin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They’re pretty purple a lot of the time tho
shweddy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nobody tell them about red cabbage
evolatic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t know if this has anything to do with it, but it’s a cool read nonetheless.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Because calling them blue onions would be weird.
gens@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I AM AN ADULT!
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Sorry to hear, me too… lets do taxes
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yet purple finches clearly are red
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
We’re not white on the Inside, so why should a red onion have to be red all the way through
BunScientist@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
From what I know, it has to do with the word red covering the purple part of the spectrum long ago, and the “need” for the word purple came out later but purple things that were named red didn’t get renamed.
You can look at japanese right now and 青い covers both blue and green, with a relatively recent addition of 緑 to cover only green (thus possibly pushing 青い in the future to be only blue, who knows)
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Similarly, the red fox is clearly orange, but English speakers were exposed to that species of fox before developing a word for that specific color. For bonus linguistical oddities, ‘orange’ was used for the fruit before it was used for the color.
JamieDub86@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Or the red squirrel, which is brown.
metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
And the fruit’s name is different from other countries’ names for it because “a naranj” was misheard as “an orange” and it stuck. Yellow-red wasn’t much adopted, though it did exist. Such is language, what a fun collective hallucination.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Yes, the word for greenery/foliage, 青葉, translates to “blue leaves”
Also the green traffic light is called blue
JamieDub86@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Well whys it called Shepherds Pie when it doesnt contain shepherds, or Cottage Pie when its nothing to do with cottages or cottagimg? How about that one…checkmate!!!
alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
And baby powder is never powdered babies!
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In Hungary, we have a dessert called madártej, or bird milk. It’s made out of cow milk.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I already knew this about colors (it’s also why “redheads” have orange hair) but I recently dug more into how the musical spectrum and how tones are defined is very similar in it’s cultural variance. Another thing is how the cardinal directions are divided radially and how time is counted. Shit counting bases even, most of the imperial measurements are based on either base 12 or base 16 math.
Wild to think that something you grew up with as a fundamental fact of the world might actually be super culturally subjective.
Vorticity@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Japanese part of this is evidenced by the fact that some traffic lights are blue rather than green. As far as I know, they are standardizing everything to green now to avoid any confusion, but some older lights are still blue because the words were the same for blue and green.
418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Obligatory: youtu.be/gMqZR3pqMjg
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For bonus points, terms for colors are developed differently but similarly in different languages: see e.g. ‘Color term’.