KulunkelBoom

@KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need an adult⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down… calm down… Perhaps consider putting the onions aside and trying a nice parsnip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨success⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tools for success… get a plastic tub about half the size of that sink, wash them in the tub and rinse them in the open sink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And The Lord Said BOUNCE!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more goats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And The Lord Said BOUNCE!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What sort of insane satanic nightmare is this??? Mother of god!!! (of pearl?).

  This is not at all right. In heaven the CLOUDS are fluffy but the churches and cathedrals are all hard and the seats are just as uncomfortable as the ones on Earth. This is preposterous. It shows “bouncy church” whereas if one bounced off a pew in a REAL heaven church it would be like jumping off the roof and landing face first on concrete. Yeah… this bouncy church shit… it’s probably sacrilege. Wait here… I’m gonna go get my shiny gold leaf plated donny t. trump bible and look this up - I’m sure this is sacrilege. I can’t believe they let the spawn of satan post this sort of horrifying evilness in this most holy of social interchange sites.

  Amen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All workers deserve the same Paid Time Off deal as Mitch.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And pay. And perks. And retirement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Civic duty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With a side of shredded lettuce just to make things interesting.

  :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Civic duty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some sauerkraut also. Gives it a tang.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wash your vegetables well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for him.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Praiase? Hardly. Praising human monkeys for “learning” is meta-hoo-doo floppery. That’s what we’re supposed to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the future!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome to Costco - I love you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens when you just refuse to pay and go ... ?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So on top of all his other crimes and criminal activity - now trump’s a pirate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for him.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Applauded for pulling his head out of his ass. Good news America - we’ve failed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Men are against hedges. However… a nice topiary can be appreciated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need to think long term⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny… half the platforms I had email addresses are gone. How’d she manage to find the one that survived.?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, we have the blueprints!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddammit… where’s the opium den and pizza joint basement???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or fart. There goes the roof.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're so back⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no doubt there are redcoats still sitting on warehouses full of this stuff, who couldn’t get rid of it “way back then”. These snake oil salesmen and purveyors of lucky charms expected to make millions from selling shit that doesn’t work. Not for viral control anyway.

  And so by voice of king god donnie (kgd), it’s time to bring it back and MANDATE it (quick before it’s all out of date).

  I wonder how many square feet of the “Big I” Mr. Wormbrain has left to get rid of. Or does he use it to actually deworm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh. You’re one of the “time speeding up and slowing down” guys. Oh my. Yeah, that’s a real problem. What’s your take on wormholes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for your attention to this matter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whew. So now he’s back to just “asshole”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for your attention to this matter⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It didn’t mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.

  What about those things? Are those okay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the Hell is this Bull shit ?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s called “mislabeling”… or ‘bait and switch’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  older. The core is older. It was there first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traditional Easter baked bean boba⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yikes!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Commander President Bone Spurs is happy to announce the draft is once again on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aunties have the powers of life and death. This is true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  YEAH !!! … wait…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that usually costs money. and is probably illegal in a dozen or so states. but yeah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Step it up ladies. You’re slacking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah! The vegetarian plate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whoopsie⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then vegatables and plant forms washed in contaminated water because that’s all there is. “The Sheep Look Up”. Surprising how accurate that guy was.