KulunkelBoom

@KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More smart planning by your local government⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe your complaints should be aimed at public works as they’re the ones who did this - if indeed that sprinkler head is on city/county/state property.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make Congress Earn Average American Wage.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No perks - they pay for their own insurance and take what’s offered to the rest of us.

  No two-three months vacation. Or more. No vested retirement just for showing up for a couple of years. No more travel allowances. No more fucking perks. No more lobbyists. They want lobbyists then go to their fucking home town and listen to the people that hired them. No more rich corporate daddies. And speaking of which - all those fuckers need a 90% tax on ASSETS, real or imagined.

  And their whole superstructure of interns and slaves and ne’erdowell hangers on - these fuckers need to start reading writing their OWN goddam bills based on their OWN goddam constituent’s needs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where do you think we got it from?

  It’s inherited!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spookie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s probably pretty good. How did you dream that up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tomorrow...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  : )

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tomorrow...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought most of the European continent used year, month, day.

  Thanks for the knowledge.

  Also… how’d it go? I’m guessing you were awake for such a notable event.?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tomorrow...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  American calendar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just sayin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And all we get are data centers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's never been about helping people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ve just renstituted slavery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits IHOP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ihop don’t fuck around. you will say the words or go hungry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is my purpose?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Carlton the doorman sobs silently into his oversized coat sleeve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need an adult⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down… calm down… Perhaps consider putting the onions aside and trying a nice parsnip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨success⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tools for success… get a plastic tub about half the size of that sink, wash them in the tub and rinse them in the open sink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And The Lord Said BOUNCE!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more goats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And The Lord Said BOUNCE!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What sort of insane satanic nightmare is this??? Mother of god!!! (of pearl?).

  This is not at all right. In heaven the CLOUDS are fluffy but the churches and cathedrals are all hard and the seats are just as uncomfortable as the ones on Earth. This is preposterous. It shows “bouncy church” whereas if one bounced off a pew in a REAL heaven church it would be like jumping off the roof and landing face first on concrete. Yeah… this bouncy church shit… it’s probably sacrilege. Wait here… I’m gonna go get my shiny gold leaf plated donny t. trump bible and look this up - I’m sure this is sacrilege. I can’t believe they let the spawn of satan post this sort of horrifying evilness in this most holy of social interchange sites.

  Amen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All workers deserve the same Paid Time Off deal as Mitch.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And pay. And perks. And retirement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Civic duty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  With a side of shredded lettuce just to make things interesting.

  :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Civic duty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some sauerkraut also. Gives it a tang.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wash your vegetables well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for him.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Praiase? Hardly. Praising human monkeys for “learning” is meta-hoo-doo floppery. That’s what we’re supposed to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the future!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome to Costco - I love you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens when you just refuse to pay and go ... ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So on top of all his other crimes and criminal activity - now trump’s a pirate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for him.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Applauded for pulling his head out of his ass. Good news America - we’ve failed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Men are against hedges. However… a nice topiary can be appreciated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need to think long term⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny… half the platforms I had email addresses are gone. How’d she manage to find the one that survived.?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, we have the blueprints!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddammit… where’s the opium den and pizza joint basement???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or fart. There goes the roof.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're so back⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no doubt there are redcoats still sitting on warehouses full of this stuff, who couldn’t get rid of it “way back then”. These snake oil salesmen and purveyors of lucky charms expected to make millions from selling shit that doesn’t work. Not for viral control anyway.

  And so by voice of king god donnie (kgd), it’s time to bring it back and MANDATE it (quick before it’s all out of date).

  I wonder how many square feet of the “Big I” Mr. Wormbrain has left to get rid of. Or does he use it to actually deworm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh. You’re one of the “time speeding up and slowing down” guys. Oh my. Yeah, that’s a real problem. What’s your take on wormholes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for your attention to this matter⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whew. So now he’s back to just “asshole”.