KulunkelBoom

@KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, we have the blueprints!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddammit… where’s the opium den and pizza joint basement???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or fart. There goes the roof.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're so back⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no doubt there are redcoats still sitting on warehouses full of this stuff, who couldn’t get rid of it “way back then”. These snake oil salesmen and purveyors of lucky charms expected to make millions from selling shit that doesn’t work. Not for viral control anyway.

  And so by voice of king god donnie (kgd), it’s time to bring it back and MANDATE it (quick before it’s all out of date).

  I wonder how many square feet of the “Big I” Mr. Wormbrain has left to get rid of. Or does he use it to actually deworm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh. You’re one of the “time speeding up and slowing down” guys. Oh my. Yeah, that’s a real problem. What’s your take on wormholes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for your attention to this matter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Whew. So now he’s back to just “asshole”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for your attention to this matter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It didn’t mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.

  What about those things? Are those okay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the Hell is this Bull shit ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s called “mislabeling”… or ‘bait and switch’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  older. The core is older. It was there first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traditional Easter baked bean boba⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  yikes!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Commander President Bone Spurs is happy to announce the draft is once again on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aunties have the powers of life and death. This is true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  YEAH !!! … wait…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that usually costs money. and is probably illegal in a dozen or so states. but yeah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Step it up ladies. You’re slacking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah! The vegetarian plate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whoopsie⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then vegatables and plant forms washed in contaminated water because that’s all there is. “The Sheep Look Up”. Surprising how accurate that guy was.