Imagine trying to start the cut without the saw blade slipping off. F that.
Sweet
Submitted 6 hours ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 45 minutes ago
eurodyne@piefed.world 4 hours ago
Look, I remember the “good old days“. It was 1994, and I was doing my best to pirate Adobe Photoshop 2.5 so that I could make fake IDs and print them out on my new-fangled Canon “BubbleJet” 250C printer.
The early 90s… The “digital age”…, New York State was the first to make “digital ID cards“ and they were crap. Extremely easy to make fake ones, and I did — for years.
spacegoat@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
When did you saw into someone’s head
Coolcoder360@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
How else were they going to sell flex tape? By sawing a boat in half? Get real.
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Triumph@fedia.io 3 hours ago
Seahorses
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Ha,** I wish** they’d saw me in half starting with me skull! I’m going on the breaking wheel tomorrow, you lucky bastard! Lucky, lucky, lucky bastard.
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 4 hours ago
Guy in the middle must have a splitting headache
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Ha ha, because he is in the middle, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wait, what do you mean that’s not the joke? Cut this guy next. Ha ha ha ha ha.
cadekat@pawb.social 4 hours ago
I saw what you did there
sundray@lemmus.org 5 hours ago
Look, a fortune-teller told me that that man was full of gold, what was I supposed to do?
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
This isn’t punishment, it’s medieval mental health care. Oh, you have a headache? We have to let the spirits out. Johann, help me with the saw will you.
Hm? Oh, nothing to worry about. I’ve done this plenty of times, and never had a single complaint.
luthis@lemmy.nz 6 hours ago
Sadly, People can be just as violent today and regularly are.
gastroglizzy@piefed.social 2 hours ago
No, I mean the old, old days.
Like in ancient China where they would flay you alive and let you slowly die of
spoiler
___hypothermia in most cases, believe it or not. Without your skin to insulate you, it only takes about 30 minutes. However, without your skin, I’m sure it feels like much longer.
Hegar@fedia.io 4 hours ago
It's probably a funny depiction of trepination, right?
The drilling, sawing or scraping of holes in the skull is one of the earliest medical procedures we have evidence for. It relieves pressure and brain swelling. As gruesome as it sounds, it was quite survivable and people survived multiple trepinations deep into prehistory.
Once you get hospitals in the medieval period the survival rate drops - don't be in a room of sick people when your skull has a hole in it.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 hours ago
Hegar@fedia.io 3 hours ago
Cool! Yeah the depictions there look more realistic than this unbound guy just chilling as he is executed.
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 3 hours ago
Where do you think we got it from?
It’s inherited!
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
…from the groin up!
cadekat@pawb.social 4 hours ago
And look dapper as hell doing it!
Tiral@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
As bad as everyone thinks it is, this is one of the most peaceful times for humans. You’re just bombarded with news 24/7 of how shitty the world is. Can you imagine if it was like WW2, the world powers are CAROET BOMBING major cities. You think a stray missile hitting a school of 150 kids is bad/evil? Lol, try dropping thousands of tons of dumb bombs a day hoping you hit something important. Entire cities were leveled.