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Finally, we have the blueprints!

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TheFermentalist@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s upstairs??!!?

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The billiard room and the conservatory.

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      • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That’s where they keep all the conservatives and unpaid bills.

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    • cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The litter boxes

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      • fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I thought that was in the petplay room?

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Plushies, mostly

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hot Chip Eattery

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    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The Hot Box ballroom

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      houseplans.net/…/luxury-plan-6778-square-feet-5-b…

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      • TheFermentalist@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Nowhere near as much fun as I thought it would be

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  • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • rosco385@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Right next to garlic bread and plotting room.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for the cause (and a mouthwatering sundae).

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    • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I thought it was the cock milking room?

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  • Folstar@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?

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    • farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      that’s it to the cuck cage with you

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What you can’t see on this map is that it is 4 storeys tall

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      • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        They specifically listed a 2 story bdsm dungeon so I think it’s size is accurate, what you can’t see is how much is packed in there…

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    • AnyOldName3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they’re deployed, they’re free to leave the room.

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  • Monument@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bad design.

    Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.

    Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
    Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
    Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
    Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out. Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This person antifas.

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  • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But where do debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people our build them from recycled parts?

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    • Thrife@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well in the cuddle puddle of the course!

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    • xvapx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I resent your false dichotomy, we must develop our own alternative bike building cooperative industry from scratch, with all the necessary supply chain to avoid any dependence on the system.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you need me I’ll be in the milking room.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Maybe even anthreefa.

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        now I get it, read ant-wofa

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        We are legion

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  • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I’m off to the cuddle puddle!

    I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!

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    • vladmech@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It doesn’t show on the official floorplan, it if you pull the copy of Enthusiastic Consent Is Sexy on the bookcase, the hidden door pops open between the two!

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  • KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Goddammit… where’s the opium den and pizza joint basement???

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      In the basement, obviously. This map only shows the ground level.

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho

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  • Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.

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  • darkmogool@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Where is it? Asking… for a friend…

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    • Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hello friend!

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    • SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pretty sure a friend of mine, in a tgirl polycule, lives in this house. In Portland, of course

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  • CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      lmao, I just heard about this the other day. Man, I’d love to see another project chanology trolling the fuck out of the god damn scitos.

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I thought the were buying the Epstein mansion and exorcising it with better vibes

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    All mapped via speedruns, impressive.

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈

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  • umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    2 STORY GRAND FOYER

    Does it go to a 2nd floor?

    … … …No

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well now I want to visit!

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    • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well I could live there. :3

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  • pitaya@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

    extra privacy toilet?

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  • SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m mostly curious is the butt plugs. I’ve seen a few in my days but that seems like quite a large area just for butt plugs. What advancements in buttplug technology am I just unaware of?

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    • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Maybe it is more like a museum?

      E.g. like this:

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      MANY

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So not even a single Fleshlight or other pocket pussy-like device, huh? No Real Dolls? No big jiggly toy asses? What is this hell?

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was in the BDSM room strapped to the horse but I swear I’m not a member. Just delivering pizza. I don’t know what happened. I just remember pressure and too.

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  • rockettaco37@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fuck yeah. Proud antifa member here.

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  • akwd169@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Place sounds pretty rad ngl

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    • mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ll be in the cuddle puddle if anyone needs me

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Strangest cluedo board ever

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  • halfapage@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    why are there walls

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Because even Antifa headquarters refuses to recognize geodesic dome supremacy.

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  • Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The real Antifa headquarters I have visited were very non sexual places. Flirting could get you canceled. Lots of text to read, endless group discussions, vegan slop food from a big pot.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Your vegans need to step their game up. I’m not a vegan, but I make good vegan food.

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  • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.

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