Finally, we have the blueprints!
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ccunning@lemmy.world 2 months ago
rosco385@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Right next to garlic bread and plotting room.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for the cause (and a mouthwatering sundae).
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
I thought it was the cock milking room?
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
What you can’t see on this map is that it is 4 storeys tall
Jarix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They specifically listed a 2 story bdsm dungeon so I think it’s size is accurate, what you can’t see is how much is packed in there…
AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they’re deployed, they’re free to leave the room.
Monument@piefed.world 1 month ago
Bad design.
Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.
Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out. Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This person antifas.
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I mean you can isolate rooms so the accustics can be solved
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Where’s the abortionarium?
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
But where do debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people our build them from recycled parts?
Thrife@feddit.org 1 month ago
Well in the cuddle puddle of the course!
xvapx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I resent your false dichotomy, we must develop our own alternative bike building cooperative industry from scratch, with all the necessary supply chain to avoid any dependence on the system.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you need me I’ll be in the milking room.
Folstar@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?
farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
that’s it to the cuck cage with you
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe even anthreefa.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
now I get it, read ant-wofa
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I’m off to the cuddle puddle!
I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!
vladmech@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It doesn’t show on the official floorplan, it if you pull the copy of Enthusiastic Consent Is Sexy on the bookcase, the hidden door pops open between the two!
darkmogool@feddit.org 2 months ago
Where is it? Asking… for a friend…
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hello friend!
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Pretty sure a friend of mine, in a tgirl polycule, lives in this house. In Portland, of course
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
2 STORY GRAND FOYER
Does it go to a 2nd floor?
… … …No
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Vegan kitchen
Hell yeah
Objection@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
All mapped via speedruns, impressive.
riot@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
This seems to be missing the standard abortion parlor.
SillyDude@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’m mostly curious is the butt plugs. I’ve seen a few in my days but that seems like quite a large area just for butt plugs. What advancements in buttplug technology am I just unaware of?
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
MANY
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So not even a single Fleshlight or other pocket pussy-like device, huh? No Real Dolls? No big jiggly toy asses? What is this hell?
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 months ago
Well now I want to visit!
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Well I could live there. :3
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Goddammit… where’s the opium den and pizza joint basement???
smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
In the basement, obviously. This map only shows the ground level.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Strangest cluedo board ever
halfapage@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because even Antifa headquarters refuses to recognize geodesic dome supremacy.
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
lmao, I just heard about this the other day. Man, I’d love to see another project chanology trolling the fuck out of the god damn scitos.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought the were buying the Epstein mansion and exorcising it with better vibes
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Place sounds pretty rad ngl
mrmisses@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll be in the cuddle puddle if anyone needs me
Inucune@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.
pitaya@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 2 months ago
What’s upstairs??!!?
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
The billiard room and the conservatory.
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s where they keep all the conservatives and unpaid bills.
cybervseas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The litter boxes
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I thought that was in the petplay room?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
Plushies, mostly
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hot Chip Eattery
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The Hot Box ballroom
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
houseplans.net/…/luxury-plan-6778-square-feet-5-b…
TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Nowhere near as much fun as I thought it would be