Finally, we have the blueprints!
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ccunning@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
rosco385@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?
Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Right next to garlic bread and plotting room.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for the cause (and a mouthwatering sundae).
daggermoon@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I thought it was the cock milking room?
mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
What you can’t see on this map is that it is 4 storeys tall
Jarix@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They specifically listed a 2 story bdsm dungeon so I think it’s size is accurate, what you can’t see is how much is packed in there…
AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they’re deployed, they’re free to leave the room.
Monument@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Bad design.
Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.
Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out. Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This person antifas.
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I mean you can isolate rooms so the accustics can be solved
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Where’s the abortionarium?
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
But where do debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people our build them from recycled parts?
Thrife@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Well in the cuddle puddle of the course!
xvapx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I resent your false dichotomy, we must develop our own alternative bike building cooperative industry from scratch, with all the necessary supply chain to avoid any dependence on the system.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you need me I’ll be in the milking room.
Folstar@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?
farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
that’s it to the cuck cage with you
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe even anthreefa.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
now I get it, read ant-wofa
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I’m off to the cuddle puddle!
I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!
vladmech@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It doesn’t show on the official floorplan, it if you pull the copy of Enthusiastic Consent Is Sexy on the bookcase, the hidden door pops open between the two!
darkmogool@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Where is it? Asking… for a friend…
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hello friend!
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Pretty sure a friend of mine, in a tgirl polycule, lives in this house. In Portland, of course
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
2 STORY GRAND FOYER
Does it go to a 2nd floor?
… … …No
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Vegan kitchen
Hell yeah
Objection@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
All mapped via speedruns, impressive.
riot@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
This seems to be missing the standard abortion parlor.
SillyDude@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I’m mostly curious is the butt plugs. I’ve seen a few in my days but that seems like quite a large area just for butt plugs. What advancements in buttplug technology am I just unaware of?
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
MANY
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So not even a single Fleshlight or other pocket pussy-like device, huh? No Real Dolls? No big jiggly toy asses? What is this hell?
OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Well now I want to visit!
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Well I could live there. :3
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Goddammit… where’s the opium den and pizza joint basement???
smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
In the basement, obviously. This map only shows the ground level.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Strangest cluedo board ever
halfapage@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
[deleted]bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Because even Antifa headquarters refuses to recognize geodesic dome supremacy.
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
lmao, I just heard about this the other day. Man, I’d love to see another project chanology trolling the fuck out of the god damn scitos.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I thought the were buying the Epstein mansion and exorcising it with better vibes
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Place sounds pretty rad ngl
mrmisses@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ll be in the cuddle puddle if anyone needs me
Inucune@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.
pitaya@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
What’s upstairs??!!?
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
The billiard room and the conservatory.
saltesc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s where they keep all the conservatives and unpaid bills.
cybervseas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The litter boxes
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I thought that was in the petplay room?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Plushies, mostly
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hot Chip Eattery
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The Hot Box ballroom
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
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TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Nowhere near as much fun as I thought it would be