SillyDude
@SillyDude@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Who’s falling for it? 10 hours ago:
See, Lemmy has metahumor, we’re valid.
- Comment on Return to basics 10 hours ago:
I ate too much rasin bran and just took one of the biggest shits of my life. It wasn’t even that much, like half a box. It scares me thinking about what would happen if I ate more.
- Comment on You take a minute to consider your future. And then it hits you hard 1 day ago:
I woke up at noon in the national forest. During my morning bong rips I was thinking about how I wished I was somewhere with blackberries so I could brew something to drink. Could hop a train, they always grow along the tracks somewhere.
- Comment on Desk jobs 1 week ago:
Its good shit
- Comment on SBA - Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by [null] 1 week ago:
4 pack, “over 1/4lb of sandwhich”, net weight 1lb 1oz.
- Comment on 'I need a job to save my life': Inside the desperate hunt for work in America 2 weeks ago:
The company I worked for during the pandemic is still hiring for every single position in the company. All of these positions are filled, they just keep the postings up to say they’re hiring and occasionally find someone willing to do the job cheaper(what happened to me).
- Comment on After all, why not? 2 weeks ago:
Fine, I’ll go get it myself.
- Comment on After all, why not? 2 weeks ago:
Can you send me their underwear, I want a whiff.
- Comment on They all look like this 4 weeks ago:
Old RVs have such good vibes if they’ve been at least half taken care of. Regardless of style, at least people had some back then. But yeah, idk why you would want to buy (a literal) grey pod to have in the woods. There’s a really popular youtuber who builds a bunch of different vehicles and trailers and every one is the same grey, white, and stainless pod. Its so depressing but he’s super popular. I forget his name.
- Comment on They all look like this 4 weeks ago:
Even RVs and campers are like this, its cancer. Mine was built in the early 90s and has such a awesome vibe.
- Comment on Wait! I Can Explain 1 month ago:
Children aren’t people
- Comment on Just letting everyone know 1 month ago:
Be a good Samaritan and go buy him a handle of $10 vodka. Or at least give him a ride to the liquor store and make sure the money is used economically, no buzz balls.
- Comment on SBA #231 Sins and Virtues 2 months ago:
- Comment on Spirituality 2 months ago:
I like a little moonshine before my DMT
- Comment on Forty hours, one life... 2 months ago:
Same, but whole state. I was able to for a good while but have been laid off from anyone who isn’t, which is like 3 places. I knew going into the engineering college that I did was pipeline to the labs, but I promised to never work for the military or any federal contractor. Or even anything tangentially related.
I just want to be a farmer now. Sell eggs and peppers at the farmers market. I don’t need much to live.
- Comment on We're All Gonna Die :) 2 months ago:
That’s diet agent orange, they got the full strength stuff.
- Comment on Is this true? 2 months ago:
I still haven’t finished botw despite starting it over like 30 times. I just end up exploring and losing track of the story.
- Comment on JOHNSON SWORN AS PRESIDENT; LEFTIST JAILED AS SLAYER 2 months ago:
Will there be a later issue with a rasPi that cums?
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 2 months ago:
This can happen in a lot of mammals, including humans. One of the really popular “strongmen” guys, like the top one, has it.
- Comment on Ciao 2 months ago:
Agree and fully support the hornyposting com should they decide to make one.
- Comment on Ciao 2 months ago:
I think there needs to be a hornypost com to contain this in the future. That way people who want to see those posts can, but those that don’t can just block a single com. Instead of having to block the same person who remakes their account every month to filter everything they post to not see hornyposts at the top of shitposts.
- Comment on Local Walmart just installed cameras in the aisles… 3 months ago:
I might put on my goin out overalls and check these things out. Ain’t my fault I’m a true american with pockets full of wet clay. Takes a pressure washer to get that kind out mud out from under my fingernails.
- Comment on Anon institutes the draft 3 months ago:
The US military has been collecting all the munitions grade hamster due to a shortage of depleted uranium.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
The Reagan administration stole the g spot and have kept it hidden in area 51 ever since.
- Comment on Anon tries dating apps 3 months ago:
What does hiking and traveling even mean? I’m nomadic and spend most of my time hiking. The only people doing the same are retired 60+. I never see anyone my age on trails, camping, being nomadic. I’ve literally never met someone my age or younger who’s a functioning tramp. In the last year I’ve only met one couple in a schoolie who were <50.
- Comment on Heard you like beans? 3 months ago:
That’s what I did with my awd supercharged previa. Got through sand so much better than any truck with the weight distribution and being so light anyways. Really miss it. Would 100% buy one again if it ever comes up. I kind of want to do a rally build previa, even with bigger offroad tires it still drifted so nice on gravel. Such a low CG.
- Comment on Tasting the Smell ☣️ 3 months ago:
I was working in a situation that was hot and we had a lot of iso alcohol on hand. We you inevitably get too stanky, we would soak something like a paper towel in iso to scrub our pits and crotch. Makes you feel real warm for a bit and probably 10x my chance for ball cancer, but that would kill anything making stank.
- Comment on WILSON WINS, CALIFORNIA IS DECIDING STATE 3 months ago:
My PC told me it actually kind of likes a little teeth
- Comment on Chid O'Clock 3 months ago:
Dang, $42k can get a whole magnumborg meal.
- Comment on Coping Mechanisms 3 months ago:
We are the enlightened trapped in darkness. We carry the light and show it to others until the entire world shines again.
