SillyDude

@SillyDude@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨plump pumkins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every year in Oregon people cut holes in giant pumpkins and race them as boats.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They should offer a loisence for 1 extra sugar drink if you finish your mushy peas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a drink with taste of energy drink without caffeine?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try 4loko gold. Tastes like a energy drink but they were forced to take out the caffeine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I poop on top of other poops in the middle of the trail. This is my forest, and I got a lot of poop to prove it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re 30 and feel like you’re just starting adult life? You needed to have 10 kids long ago so the few survivors can work the field before you pass in the couple years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Must get the eye boogies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Charging to tour rental properties...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A nice shitter and a bathtub. I have a toilet and do shit in the woods as much as possible. But a reliable porcelain throne feels great. I can realese some genuine horrors and its just gone in a flush or two. I also like just laying down in a nice hot bath with some bubble bath, little scented Epsom salt, drink a beer and smoke a j.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hehe 👉👈⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Siemens everywhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Charging to tour rental properties...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I’ll boondock until its completely illegal. Then if they don’t force me into the gray pod then I’m going feral hobo until I die in a fight with a racoon over some berries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iron⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The episode where the kid named finger beats Walt Jr to death while Walter just sits in his cuck chair and jacks it is crazy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No blowjobs please⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oof⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever I think I’m fucking up I remember that at least I’m not spending 10 years learning to teach from those who couldn’t do so they teach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are ya?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  me too, thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨its painful each time (┬┬﹏┬┬)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dming on Lemmy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self starter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Live in a van and migrate with the berries. Bater excess for fuel and keep moving. Or embrace full hobo and ride trains.