We're All Gonna Die :)

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• blackberry28@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Donforget pfas

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t forget tainted food if you are lucky enough to be in the U.S.!

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Land of the free

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Free from cumbersome food inspections!

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• Waterpumpee@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I read donating blood helps. Give those microplastics to another sucker.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bring back leeches!

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Those plastics in the image are around 1 or 0.5mm, meaning milimeter. Micro from micro plastic implies they are 1000 times smaller.

    Bad image, reeeeeee.

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• 5ha99y@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think practically your grandfather was full of all three but did only know about asbestos. Who knows what else we are full of;D

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shit!

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Round up

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    • SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s diet agent orange, they got the full strength stuff.

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• SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lead makes you dumb, plastic makes you gay, asbestos makes you fireproof.

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  At my age, it’s lead _and _ microplastics. It’s a miracle I’m as healthy as I am.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A doctor in office and Mr Burns sitting there. A reference to the simpsons scene where they show him have so many diseases that germs are blocking each other

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Macroplastics is the way to go - straight from the source, cutting out the middlemen Image

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And all those generations are suffering increased radiation from all the nuclear bomb testing that’s been happening over the last several generations!

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Many of us are also occasionally full of macroplastics.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Apparently, hospitals are removing many of these from people’s rectums on a regular basis.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What a con! That’s already an out hole. That’s like charging farmers to remove eggs from chickens. It’ll come out eventually!

      Big big /S

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• Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And your son will be full of GLP-1 when they figure it out it fucks your body up in 10 years.

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  • manuremy@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think it’s already known to at least cause like intestinal paralysis? I might be fat and all, but I prefer non-paralised bowels…

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What are you, a chicken? koo koo kachow, koo koo kachow!

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• lauha@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’re also full of ptfe

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  • silicon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mmm forever chemicals

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• free_tiddies@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Im full of microplastic and looking for someone to chat cause Im bored

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  New dating site, microplasticsonly.com

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We so full of shit.

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• vane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Damn I am 3 in 1. Asbestos roof, lead gasoline and microplastic in my balls.

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• hash@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not to get too serious for a shitpost sub, but has anyone seen a solid analysis of microplastics anywhere? I’m talking review of recent science, discussion on types of plastics and sources indicated by research?

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  • gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This article seems good, it cites relevant scientific papers

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Me, who was playing with lead and asbestos in my teens eating microplastics everyday

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