Why can't this happen to me?

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• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Incredible, someone managed to create an image I wish was AI generated

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  • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I saw a great deal of those in the early days of the meme wars, those were dark days, but full of wonder.

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    Maybe there is a beast… Maybe it’s only us.

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    • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tell us more Gpaw Boomer. What were the 2010’s like? Were there cars?

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  • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The irony.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine jerking off with a peanut butter hand in the pound.

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why would I have to imagine?

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crunchy or smooth?

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    • a_person@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why not both?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      First one, then the other

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  • Karl@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I had peanut allergy, and jerked off with peanut butter, will I die?

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    • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some things are worth dying for.

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• HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Let’s consummate this with the adding of chocolate to milk”.

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• Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can hold my own hands covered in peanut butter and jelly?

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok if that’s true how did he take the picture?

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    • RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Timer, phone in mouth

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  • Mountainaire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s jelly?.. I don’t know what it is but it sure doesn’t look like that to me…

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Call me, OP

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• MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We are absolutely not talking.

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  • MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok, you’re the boss peanut butter. You tell me what to do.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m peanut butter, you are jelly

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With a baseball bat

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• petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I remember doing this for halloween and nobody got what I was.

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• QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does anyone have the original without the meme template

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• troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just a crypto marketing scam

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