Easy peasy, get two friends, each take a turkey and run, they will only catch one at most- free turkey!
I heard that this offer applies to more than just turkeys
Submitted 1 day ago by EndOfLine@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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tomiant@piefed.social 1 day ago
418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Just make sure you pick the slowest friend you know.
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 1 day ago
I don’t know about the US but in Canada, security can’t even actually physically stop you in any way so no need to run!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 22 hours ago
They get away with it sometimes here, but they usually cannot touch thieves. Every security guard I’ve ever talked to told me the same thing “they don’t pay me enough to run after anyone!”
418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
I don’t know the rules, but there’s no shortage of YT videos of Walmart security grabbing people.
pooberbee@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Are the security also laden with turkey?
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
This is the trick. Have a series of friends grab turkeys amd stuff under their shirt in painfully obvious ways. Then walk to the doors, but don’t cross so no actual crime has been comitted. Tell security you don’t want the turkey and give it to them. Now security is burdened with multiple turkeys and your fastest runner only has one and is going out the door.
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This man knows how to turkey jerky.
doughless@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
In Arizona, simply concealing merchandise is still considered shoplifting:
parody@lemmings.world 22 hours ago
lol
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Do the security guards get to take their diabetes medication before or after the race?
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
The ones in our Walmart a will be chasing you in the mobility scooters so you only have to last a little longer then the battery. One lap of the parking lot should do it.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
You can also use another method and use your sneak skill. Love when given multiple methods to beat a challenge.
20cello@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Genius marketing strategy!
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Same deal on PS5’s tomorrow!