I heard that this offer applies to more than just turkeys

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Same deal on PS5’s tomorrow!

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Easy peasy, get two friends, each take a turkey and run, they will only catch one at most- free turkey!

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  • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just make sure you pick the slowest friend you know.

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• NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t know about the US but in Canada, security can’t even actually physically stop you in any way so no need to run!

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They get away with it sometimes here, but they usually cannot touch thieves. Every security guard I’ve ever talked to told me the same thing “they don’t pay me enough to run after anyone!”

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    • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t know the rules, but there’s no shortage of YT videos of Walmart security grabbing people.

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• pooberbee@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are the security also laden with turkey?

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is the trick. Have a series of friends grab turkeys amd stuff under their shirt in painfully obvious ways. Then walk to the doors, but don’t cross so no actual crime has been comitted. Tell security you don’t want the turkey and give it to them. Now security is burdened with multiple turkeys and your fastest runner only has one and is going out the door.

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    • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This man knows how to turkey jerky.

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    • doughless@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In Arizona, simply concealing merchandise is still considered shoplifting:

      azleg.gov/ars/13/01805.htm

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    • parody@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      lol

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do the security guards get to take their diabetes medication before or after the race?

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The ones in our Walmart a will be chasing you in the mobility scooters so you only have to last a little longer then the battery. One lap of the parking lot should do it.

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    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Whatcha got there, the 4 volt?

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can also use another method and use your sneak skill. Love when given multiple methods to beat a challenge.

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• 20cello@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Genius marketing strategy!

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