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- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 3 weeks ago:
Do we really know our dentists aren’t CIA agents installing radios but calling them fillings?!
What happens after death is just about the least concerning thing I can imagine. (yay rejoice!) Anywhere from seconds to decades of stuff to worry about before that! :) (oh no anxiety again sorry!)
:)
- Comment on Lead 3 weeks ago:
Kirk was certainly not Putin, I see where you’re coming from. For the most part, Kirk used words like we do here (just with 1mil times the hate and platform size). When Putin uses words people die, directly on his orders, which is why only one of them deserves/ed prison.
The right way to fight Kirk was to obliterate his logic without laying a hand on him. Hateful idiocy is to be overcome by us collectively with our heart & brain, not brawn.
- Comment on proof of wormholes 4 weeks ago:
We learned somewhat recently it can dull emotional pain
It was around for decades and decades then just some years ago researchers figured that out. Always much to learn, not from brainworm scammer though of course
- Comment on These captchas are getting out of hand 4 weeks ago:
With #2 being the extensively gene modified greyhound
- Comment on ABC - Always Be Compliant 4 weeks ago:
Sorry we’re gonna have to sue you for $15 billion
- Comment on Plump prophet proved perfectly precise 5 weeks ago:
Why are there so many image search results for orange juice lightbulb
- Comment on Checkmate 5 weeks ago:
The 30-70 lol
It’s a little far to the right it seems
- Comment on Checkmate 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Don't spend your life in front of a live camera 5 weeks ago:
Fuck
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Thought it was fixed months ago myself
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Nice we can still sometimes tell when an explanation page is AISEOGARBAGE
Few years down the road truth-seekin gonna be real tough, I worry: facts and news, images and videos, social connections/commenters… :(
- Comment on Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida. 1 month ago:
lol
- Comment on production line 1 month ago:
Buy 2 bread get 1 drone free
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Oh that’s awesome
If he found her on Craigslist you’d really have to question
This way,
… (if she cute enough, if she’s met that baseline for your monkey brain to want to get to know her personality—nothing shallow intended btw just reality of human attraction) …
sounds like one to YOLO full send to me baybeeeeeee let us know!! 💪
- Comment on AOL will end dial-up internet service in September, 34 years after it's debut — AOL Shield Browser and AOL Dialer software will be shuttered on the same day 2 months ago:
Their state of ruralism is undesirable I figure
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 2 months ago:
I read some study that claimed men had more of a symmetry than size preference, but that‘s just my memory from years ago
- Comment on Deserved honestly 3 months ago:
- Comment on im frend :( 3 months ago:
Bummer ya
Privacy frontend sounds great, thought they were all offline
Also can seek a user skri pt 🤫
- Comment on US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives 3 months ago:
In a just world this would be hilarious
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words
b/c it would have to be followed up by a punchline or be a comedian’s punchline
1000% troglodyte shit, damn I feel bad for someone who could say that unironically
- Comment on US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives 3 months ago:
Wealthy republican politicians are too smart(/?) to be religious??
Top tier engineers in all fields can be found quietly attending church. It’s incredible—religion, a helluva…
Oh DEFINITELY people like orange hitler prob think about zero about god (idk if he’s literally atheist but obviously not religious)… CERTAINLY plenty of wealthy republican politicians are atheists and will never admit it…
But ohhhhh boy isn’t it worse that some genuinely believe especially the evil parts of the Bible? (Maybe “worse” is a little unfair, I deeply respect some very ethical & intelligent people who happen to have strong faith traditions)
- Comment on Time to redraw America's borders in a way that finally makes sense. 3 months ago:
Right thooooo
ugly, poorly dressed
meh ain’t hurting nobody
unintelligible
little our fault innit, also don’t wanna punch down
Get your emotion though not denying your feeling :)
- Comment on Helth 3 months ago:
- Comment on Winner, winner, chicken dinner 3 months ago:
LOL
- Comment on Cheeto devouring his nation 3 months ago:
- Comment on Anon remembers moot 3 months ago:
This one time I had a question that was so stupid, that website was the only place it could be asked.
I got an answer.
And you call it a net negative?! :p (heh yeah sounds very true)
PS: for the record, the topic was completely unimportant and irrelevant to anything anyone should care about, and there was nothing illegal or even rude about it
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 3 months ago:
Photoshop I believe
Source: TrueWagner
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kb - Comment on Brand awareness 3 months ago:
- Comment on 10 years later, no one has replicated Rocket League's mojo 3 months ago:
TSweens did wut to it?
- Comment on Anon likes trains 3 months ago:
When you add up all the miles of rail in Europe, how far could you stretch it out over the US?
- Comment on Saw your mom at the driving range 4 months ago:
Check your uvula
