The thrill

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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Patient was having a heart attack. Um… why does he have a hole in his throat?

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  • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why would you ask me? I ain’t a doctor. Anyway I’d better be going now…

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    • EddoWagt@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gets back in airplane seat

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• Echo5@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A razor blade huh

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  • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Should have said steak knife.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    as long as it’s under 3 inches it’s allowed

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Isn’t that the plot of the good doctor?

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  • apex32@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No. The Good Doctor is about an autistic doctor. He is incredibly knowledgeable, but has issues talking with patients and working with others.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      autistic

      TV autistic

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    • Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Episode 1 has a scene similar to this.

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Isn’t that just House?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also, isn’t he 14 years old or thereabouts?

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Almost the same plot as Extraordinary attorney Woo.

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Confidence is 99% of the solution!

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• fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Beautiful can-do attitude!

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  McGyver would have used a chewing gum but I award your effort with a pancake.

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  • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I use the pancake to seal the wound!

    Sure, he’s dead, but we can at least get started on a nice-ish embalming.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The first step in an operation of this type is…

  …to shave the patient.

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Take your pants off”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I’m a doctor.”

  “Aren’t you going to help?”

  “Well, I’m a doctor of archeology so I can’t do much until after he dies.”

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake it 'til you make it.

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am new way to go
  I am the way of the future

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  • Gerald@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ah… the crow soundtrack was the best

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      really was!

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• Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hope to go to doctor school someday

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• garbagehead@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get your Ed D in education, anyone can get that with two years of easy work.

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• Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “This man is having a heart attack is anyone a doctor?” “I am.” “Can you save him?” “Oh no, I’m a doctor in integrative dance.”

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