Hozerkiller
@Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 21 hours ago:
Don’t forget his cousin obe seschoolshooting
- Comment on men’s chests, bellies, backs, pits, legs, arms, happy trails, bulges, feet, underwear, smell make me feel some type of way 1 day ago:
“You can tell mom I’m butter.”
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
Rowling is a diverse writer who can make multiple offensive asian characters. Yes she has a generic asian character but get ready for hiro and their friends Walla Greataru (China), pungeen Pitt (vietnam), and Ima Eatdog (Korea) who will be diversifying the bigotry in fun new ways along with their rivals Rege Sheepfucker (Wales), Maple Beaverlodge (Canada), and Gitmo Castro (Colombia)
- Comment on men’s chests, bellies, backs, pits, legs, arms, happy trails, bulges, feet, underwear, smell make me feel some type of way 1 day ago:
Constipated but I’m assuming thats not it.
- Comment on Roses are red, cabinets have shelves... 5 days ago:
No ICE agents are actually a lot more progressive than us. They shoot everyone equally including immigrants, non-immigrants, protestors, innocent bystanders, and evidently now themselves.
- Comment on Thanks Alot 6 days ago:
What exactly did you think the brown monster was called?
- Comment on A succulent meal 1 week ago:
Skyrim lunch
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 2 weeks ago:
I saw it in Canada so that makes sense.
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 3 weeks ago:
Drove by one this morning so they probably just pulled out of a region or something.
- Comment on Woops 1 month ago:
Honestly the whole thing was good, on par with the best satire news.
- Comment on Woops 1 month ago:
They cut off the best part
“ICE is simply doing its job and keeping America safe from world leaders,” said a defensive Kristi Noem. “I don’t know how the liberal media is trying to spin this, but Maduro is a bad hombre. He is a dangerous man, has known ties to drug cartels, and has absolutely no legal right to be captured in the United States. Adios, buster!”
- Comment on Banana For Scale 1 month ago:
All these people saying the banana isn’t that big clearly have never heard of forced perspective. The banana is just way closer to the camera duh.
- Comment on Anon buys a can of beans 1 month ago:
It’s because goblin slayer is about a guy slaying just goblins.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 2 months ago:
Jenny’s number.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 2 months ago:
If anyone wants to call and complain her number is 8675309.
- Comment on An argument for using plastic straws: 2 months ago:
Youre right it was a large metal rod that went though his head. It also wasnt while driving it was an explosion or something, I don’t remember just find his wiki page. Shockingly he lived.
- Comment on Lying can be so complicated 2 months ago:
You are either the most braindead person or the most obvious troll ive ever seen.
- Comment on Finally a month that's relevant to me 3 months ago:
Is this the proof of white people having no rights I always here about?
- Comment on turing completeness 3 months ago:
The guy at the bottom is literally labeled.
- Comment on Epic Rizz fr 3 months ago:
It being salvageable is entirely dependent on if he sent a dick pic.
- Comment on #environmentalist 3 months ago:
Real men dunk their entire head in a lake and drink enough water for the next week in 15 seconds.
- Comment on #environmentalist 3 months ago:
Asstism if you will.
- Comment on Nintendon't 4 months ago:
Some high power laptops do this too. You can even get special docks for them with 2 cables.
- Comment on I hate it when a show gets a different actor for a main character. 4 months ago:
And the purposely halfassed justification for the new voice actor being in flash backs.
- Comment on Anon watches Lord of the Rings 4 months ago:
Fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.
- Comment on this is what my date just served..... 5 months ago:
But you called your date a he in the post. You gotta keep your story straight
- Comment on 5 months ago:
My initial reaction is excitement but the way the channel ended up makes me worried.
- Comment on That one Pokémon 5 months ago:
I thinm thats a walnut or something.
- Comment on does this qualify as a shitpost? 5 months ago:
*Lee Lemon
- Comment on When something still uses micro USB in 2025 5 months ago:
It’s not a first world problem It’s a capitalism problem. They probably bought a shit load of micro usb ports for dirt cheap to save money cause nobody wants to buy them for their products in 2025.