Hozerkiller
@Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca
- Comment on This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. 4 days ago:
Did you steal that from the spaghetti factory and remove the claw?
- Comment on Geese, why are you like this? 1 week ago:
Every few years my home town has an issue with one ending up in town attacking cars. Fuckers do not care, they will 1v1 a car.
- Comment on Before the revolution 1 week ago:
I’m from a bigger country than America.
- Comment on Before the revolution 1 week ago:
Do…do most Americans never get to see their capital? Most people I know have been to the capital of my country at least once.
- Comment on The thrill 2 weeks ago:
“This man is having a heart attack is anyone a doctor?” “I am.” “Can you save him?” “Oh no, I’m a doctor in integrative dance.”
- Comment on Was starting to run low on the essentials 3 weeks ago:
Pretty much always 40 creek.
- Comment on Was starting to run low on the essentials 3 weeks ago:
Jack Daniels not being in Canada anymore is a net positive for me because i never accidentally get jack when I ask for whiakey.
- Comment on A Minnesota man 4 weeks ago:
I think there was an episode of attack of the show that brought up dealers were selling meth dyed blue because of the show and how you dont think of meth users as people who would care about the colour. If it was a different show I apologize.
- Comment on I'm here waiting, girl. You got my digits 5 weeks ago:
If it’s not awkward family photos they have enough similar ones for people looking for more. Not sure if they still add to it these days.
- Comment on The timeline after the Harambe Incident 1 month ago:
In the other timeline they win 3 back to back to back.
- Comment on iHave a Lovesick Teacher 1 month ago:
It’s not how far apart they are It’s how fast they are seperating. I’m not sure but the rate they are seperating might change as they get further apart due to the triangle or something? Otherwise yeah just a triangle.
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 2 months ago:
I think that happened in an episode of golden girls so you might just have to wait a decade or 2.
- Comment on Nobody wants to work anymore! 2 months ago:
Great now millennials killed the pirating industry.
- Comment on Witness 3 months ago:
I can’t get into details but I worked at a company that does video broadcast equipment and worked with NASA helping them update some systems. It was mostly garbage equipment. The company I worked for is the harley davidson of broadcasting equipment; was good in the past but modern competitors are objectively better but the brand recognition is still there from the old days.
- Comment on Anon watches Lost 3 months ago:
The guy who played Sam in game of thrones said he would ask people, who pointed out tye similar plot hole with his character, something along the lines of “you know I don’t actually live on the wall right?” I don’t want to search for the clip to find the exact quote so sorry if that’s too far off.
- Comment on How do wealthy people know if the people they meet are wealthy or not? 3 months ago:
If you don’t know the secret handshake youre not rich enough.
- Comment on Streaming didnt exist in 1970 3 months ago:
She looks more like weird Al than Jack Black looks like meatloaf.
- Comment on My glasses 3 months ago:
-1 was obviously about her glasses. The screenshot is basically going “look at this idiot who didn’t realize that” nobody did anything misogynistic in the screenshot and being heavyhanded in labels like that make it easier for actual examples of misogyny to be dismissed.
- Comment on My glasses 3 months ago:
I’m assuming you are talking about Ethan but I’m not sure how misogyny or shitting on someone talking about glasses are the only 2 options?
- Comment on You could be entitled for compensation 4 months ago:
That sounds horrible they better get the asbestos out if there quick.
- Comment on real! 4 months ago:
Hitler pete sounds way worse than Pete Hitler. You could probably convince most people Pete Hitler was the name of the Hitler relative that faught for America in WW2.
- Comment on war with Iran has been delayed 4 months ago:
A poopdeck?
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 4 months ago:
Don’t forget his cousin obe seschoolshooting
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
“You can tell mom I’m butter.”
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 4 months ago:
Rowling is a diverse writer who can make multiple offensive asian characters. Yes she has a generic asian character but get ready for hiro and their friends Walla Greataru (China), pungeen Pitt (vietnam), and Ima Eatdog (Korea) who will be diversifying the bigotry in fun new ways along with their rivals Rege Sheepfucker (Wales), Maple Beaverlodge (Canada), and Gitmo Castro (Colombia)
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Constipated but I’m assuming thats not it.
- Comment on Roses are red, cabinets have shelves... 4 months ago:
No ICE agents are actually a lot more progressive than us. They shoot everyone equally including immigrants, non-immigrants, protestors, innocent bystanders, and evidently now themselves.
- Comment on Thanks Alot 4 months ago:
What exactly did you think the brown monster was called?
- Comment on A succulent meal 4 months ago:
Skyrim lunch
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 5 months ago:
I saw it in Canada so that makes sense.