Hozerkiller
@Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Woops 1 week ago:
Honestly the whole thing was good, on par with the best satire news.
- Comment on Woops 1 week ago:
They cut off the best part
“ICE is simply doing its job and keeping America safe from world leaders,” said a defensive Kristi Noem. “I don’t know how the liberal media is trying to spin this, but Maduro is a bad hombre. He is a dangerous man, has known ties to drug cartels, and has absolutely no legal right to be captured in the United States. Adios, buster!”
- Comment on Banana For Scale 2 weeks ago:
All these people saying the banana isn’t that big clearly have never heard of forced perspective. The banana is just way closer to the camera duh.
- Comment on Anon buys a can of beans 3 weeks ago:
It’s because goblin slayer is about a guy slaying just goblins.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 5 weeks ago:
Jenny’s number.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 5 weeks ago:
If anyone wants to call and complain her number is 8675309.
- Comment on An argument for using plastic straws: 1 month ago:
Youre right it was a large metal rod that went though his head. It also wasnt while driving it was an explosion or something, I don’t remember just find his wiki page. Shockingly he lived.
- Comment on Lying can be so complicated 1 month ago:
You are either the most braindead person or the most obvious troll ive ever seen.
- Comment on Finally a month that's relevant to me 2 months ago:
Is this the proof of white people having no rights I always here about?
- Comment on turing completeness 2 months ago:
The guy at the bottom is literally labeled.
- Comment on Epic Rizz fr 2 months ago:
It being salvageable is entirely dependent on if he sent a dick pic.
- Comment on #environmentalist 2 months ago:
Real men dunk their entire head in a lake and drink enough water for the next week in 15 seconds.
- Comment on #environmentalist 2 months ago:
Asstism if you will.
- Comment on Nintendon't 2 months ago:
Some high power laptops do this too. You can even get special docks for them with 2 cables.
- Comment on I hate it when a show gets a different actor for a main character. 2 months ago:
And the purposely halfassed justification for the new voice actor being in flash backs.
- Comment on Anon watches Lord of the Rings 3 months ago:
Fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.
- Comment on this is what my date just served..... 3 months ago:
But you called your date a he in the post. You gotta keep your story straight
- Comment on 4 months ago:
My initial reaction is excitement but the way the channel ended up makes me worried.
- Comment on That one Pokémon 4 months ago:
I thinm thats a walnut or something.
- Comment on does this qualify as a shitpost? 4 months ago:
*Lee Lemon
- Comment on When something still uses micro USB in 2025 4 months ago:
It’s not a first world problem It’s a capitalism problem. They probably bought a shit load of micro usb ports for dirt cheap to save money cause nobody wants to buy them for their products in 2025.
- Comment on When something still uses micro USB in 2025 4 months ago:
Easy negative review and a return for me in that situation. If they cut corners on the charging port where else did they cut corners?
- Comment on A simpler time 4 months ago:
Nobody tell them that yelling random jokes from somewhere at other people are memes in their purest form.
- Comment on California's richest agricultural family is shuttering a farm the UFW sought to unionize 4 months ago:
As someone who lives in wine country somewhere not trying to destroy global trade, it looks like wine is booming.
- Comment on I could use some serious advice as to whether or not to do this 5 months ago:
And some new ones. stares directly at bride
- Comment on The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement 5 months ago:
No but they are buried underneath.
- Comment on Why do people hate coldplay? 5 months ago:
I don’t wanna talk about it but let’s just say my wife won’t talk to me unless it’s through a divorce lawyer.
- Comment on Perhaps these coworkers were just hugging in a totally platonic way 5 months ago:
Cold playboy
- Comment on Another bad ending for the Road Runner 5 months ago:
No they only paid her to say it once then they doubled it up on the soundtrack, cheap bastards.
- Comment on You can only bring back one. Which do you choose? 6 months ago:
You say that but I’ve seen both of those stores open in the last 6 months.