This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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• Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You joke but there’s girls out there that faint for some good dad bod. Some of us like the chunky fellas.

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At around 22 years old, I met an athletic little stick of a 19 year old lady who hadn’t grown out of her rebellious phase yet. She was into a somewhat rare combination of dad-bod and bad boy, trying to maximize parental upset. Going for the complete opposite of how she appeared at first glance.

    A friend in their late 20s had brought the young one along to help pretend they weren’t rounding the corner on 30 themselves. Funny thing is, the 19yo and nearly 30yo had a falling out later when the younger one settled into responsible adulthood before the older one.

    Younger one got out from under her parents and settled into responsible (and domestic) adulthood almost immediately, dropping the bad boys and keeping the dad-bod thing. Married pretty quick too, to what looked like a kind snuggly bear of a guy, before I lost touch with her.

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  • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t have a dad bod, but on the behalf of all the dad-bod having guys who would have a conflict of interest in telling you, you are appreciated ❤️ may your future be full of tender nice moments with a lovely dad-bod having man

    Now if you meet someone looking for a twink lemme know lol

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  • elucubra@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is always someone out there who finds you attractive.

    It may take more tries to find than average, but once (and this is key), you understand that rejection is thoroughly harmless, you will find one of these.

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  • Xerxos@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How you doing?

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because you are chunky too. :) I have never seen a couple where the woman is thin and the guy is overweight.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have never seen a couple where the woman is thin and the guy is overweight.

      Really!? I feel like I could point this out to you within like 15 minutes at any busy grocery store in the southeastern U.S.

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    • darkmogool@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess I don’t have a relationship then 🤷‍♂️

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m something of a pillow, myself.

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• HorikBrun@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perfect poster child for
  "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

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  • just2look@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I dunno, I kind of want it

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    • TheSealStartedIt@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Me too! Just to see people’s faces when they see it for the first time.

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  • OS2Warp@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am in this picture and I don’t like it

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, I mean I also look wrinkled as the blanket.

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• eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m an auntie and I would totally have that as my tv pillow. Maybe in a different color tho.

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• Manticore@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Absolutely incredible. I’ll take two

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• Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did you steal that from the spaghetti factory and remove the claw?

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  *make [sic]

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• polotype@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m sorry, i have to ask… Ain’t that AI ?

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