What does bricked mean?
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Submitted 2 months ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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stenAanden@feddit.dk 2 months ago
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Constipated but I’m assuming thats not it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, no, I think you’re onto something.
AceTKen@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It used to mean being constipated which is why this meme confused me. Apparently now it has something to do with having a boner for some reason?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yooooo, man appreciation post hell yeah
FishFace@piefed.social 2 months ago
You’re allowed to eat fibre as a guy?
(on learning what that means)
Hey, hornyposting is that way!
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m down with this kind of hornyposting
U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
soooo you’re saying i should stick with my BO instead of axe body spray…
that’s good because i already do
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Unless you are 14, you should stop using Axe.
U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Unless you are 14-18,you should stop using Axe.
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Legitimately all of the times where I have gotten a random hookup at a party was when I forgot to throw on deodorant before heading out and then drank for like 10 hours. Unscientific sample, and maybe it says more about the state of the world around you when drunk at 4am, but a nickel is a nickel the hard way or the easy way.
hesh@quokk.au 2 months ago
Many guys pretty much are
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
As someone who has been bricked up for pretty much a full day before, it sounds a lot better than actually is. At a certain point you’ve got stuff to do and (practically) no one wants to see your boner at the supermarket.
Unless you have a lazy day and a partner around who is just as ready as you are, of course. In that case it is pretty great.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Shouldn’t you be going to the ER in that case? Priapism is no joke
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Very true. Realistic context behind this comment: thinking about early puberty (where a stiff breeze could get things stirring), and times I’ve met amazing women where there was lots of chemistry and tension one evening, but nothing happens and probability of seeing each other again is low (hey, people are in all sorts of situations, nbd). The next morning is … well, annoying. Just when you think you’ve settled your system, you zone out for a moment and bam, you’re back in business.
This experience is more like ‘a lot of boners in a 24 hour period’ v ‘one sustained boner for more than 4 hours’. Idk if that makes a difference. But yeah, priapism is serious and if you have a boner that last more than 4 hours 100% go see a doctor.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It gets uncomfortable fast.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If your brick lasts longer than 4 hours, go to the emergency room. Your dick is about to fall off.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I hate to ask, but what’s a ‘happy trail’?
bellly@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I suppose I should say thank you.
rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Nice fronthawk
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Paul Allen’s happy trail
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Do you have any idea how hard it is in the morning? As a young guy, I have to suffer 30 mins in the bed beofre I get up cuz the boner is so hard that I can drill a hole in the wall.
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I don’t See (or smell it in that case).
But I guess the same goes for women the other way round.gray@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
No you wouldn’t??
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Me showing this post to Ray Blanchard so he finally understands that autoandrophilia is real /j
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 months ago
feet especially!
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can call him butter, cuz he’s on a roll!
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“You can tell mom I’m butter.”